Jessica Yaniv Simpson’s aunt (or as some have referred to her, JY’s real mother), facing four criminal charges, appeared in court today for an plea deal as expected.
In exchange for dropping charges of Uttering Threats, Assaulting a Peace Officer, Willfully Resisting Arrest, and Uttering Threats To Cause Death or Bodily Harm, Ilana entered into a 12-month $500 recognizance, or peace bond.
This peace bond is supervised like a probation order because the threat of harm still exists. A peace bond is not a criminal conviction, but charges may be laid if Altmann does not follow the conditions.

Miriam Yaniv is expected to receive a similar sentence at her next scheduled hearing. Feb 18, 2022.
It is frustrating to see these people continue to escape any real accountability. I guess we’ll just have to take solace in the form of one of our boy Trevor Dunen rants, he never lets us down. We’re waiting, my friend. Lol. It doesn’t have to be related to this article, anything about fat Jon the eunuch boy will do. Btw, if you read this, I came up with a new word you might like, “pedophobia” and “pedophobic”. We can finally be proud to be called a “bigoted” word. Lol.
Done!
@American Yaniv Hater
“It is frustrating to see these people continue to escape any real accountability.”
Don’t be discouraged my friend.
Just remain calm or you will suffer “indigestion”.
Enjoy the Frankentranny court theater like a delicious 5 star 4 course dining experience.
Imagine, if you will, this 1st serving of an Alana “apéritif” is to tempt your papillae in anticipations of the “juicy justice” waiting for the main course of Frankentranny, carefully prepared by these liberal (judges) chef’s law recipes.
The real “pièce de résistance” will be devoured and enjoyed by all when Frankentranny, hopefully (fingers/toes/eyes crossed) is served a heaping plateful of criminal sentencing and incarceration, or, for the hungry seated diners, a delicious well deserved “plat principal”.
BTW, looking forward to a “Gordon Ramsey” type judge to reflect on the years of Frankentranny’s plague of dangerous public exposures of underhanded shameless grifting’s, fraudulent and fabricated ICBC, BCHRT, first responded ambulatory/firemen complaints, employment schemes, violent assaults, possession and use of violent illegal weapons on innocent Canadian Taxpayers and media reporters, luring and lurking on malls and BC Ferry washrooms obsessed with shoving tampons into little girls, arranging “no parents allowed” pedo pool parties and numerous other disgusting despicable behaviors harbored by this delusional self testicule butchering monster, rather than the usual limp wristed stove top “sock prancer” justice mentality so often witnessed by all those poor Real Canadians and the world.
Bon appétit.
Anyone that was expecting jail time for Ilana and Miriam had unrealistic expectations. The justice system doesn’t, and shouldn’t, send people to jail for minor first offenses.
Don’t expect JY to go to jail for his current charges either. They generally don’t send people who are released awaiting trial to jail during sentencing. Expect fines, community service, weapons prohibition, and probation.
An elderly lady who swings a cane at an officer and who is foul-mouthed will get a slap on the wrist for a first offence. Thats fine. Between her, Miriam and the Eunuch, I am hard-pressed to say who has less feminine charms, they are each their own bitch from hell.
I would love to know the conditions. I’m thinking there is no way they can keep out of trouble for a whole year. Which could mean very good news if they break it!!!!
Court probably gave her a break because she’s old. Hey, it’s a lot better than she would’ve got had Jonboy represented her. She was smart to ditch and get her own counselor.
I can see it like:
Jon: Okay, mom, aunty, you two are going to say that the police stormed in here with guns out and raised and screaming at you and you had to defend yourself.
Ilana: But there’s video…
Jonboy: JUST DO IT, BITCH! I’M THE SHARPEST LEGAL MIND THIS SIDE OF NORTH AMERICA AND I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO GO TO LAW SCHOOL! JUST DO WHAT I SAY! OR I’LL SEND YOU TO PRISON FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Ilana: …okay, I’m getting my own lawyer.
I personally don’t have anything against Ilana, I haven’t yet come across anything like she helped Jonboy take pics of underaged girls or participated in all Mama Yaniv and Jonboy’s Jonboy’s grifting. I mean if she’s done anything like that please point it out to me, there’s just a lot of stuff out there I haven’t gone through. But as it stands, I’m okay with this… she was probably scared and assaulted the officers because she thought she was defending herself or something and if Mama and Jonboy abuse her as much as they abuse eachother, she’s probably a little spaced in the head. But like I said, if she’s done anything as deplorable as Jon and Mama Yaniv have, please point it out to me.
Disappointing and a little surprising. I understand the Crown dropping the assault & resisting charges but would have expected that the old cunt would have had to plea guilty to the uttering threats charge in addition to the peace bond. Would have made that peace bond a bit more impactful given the events from that evening.
But whatever. Regardless of the outcome in the courts ilana, mirium and jon are still miserable with their pathetic disgusting existence and they’re an utterly loveless “family” who know they’re hated by everyone.
First offence so the nutjob Aunt was never going to get jail time, it wasn’t serious enough. Any word on Big Jon’s lies about the police officer involved in arresting the two auld bags? We all know BJ made it all up and the fat fucker deserves his arse thrown in jail. We all saw his hysterics after a measly 2 hours so a longer sentence will have him bouncing off the walls. Ten years would suffice.
Lifetime sex offender registry would be nice as well.
@Gary
“Lifetime sex offender registry would be nice as well.”
Preferably, a nice short pretty pink hemp rope from a tall tree is proven the safest solution.
Enjoy.
“Sex Offender Shuffle”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
“Sex Offender Shuffle”
Sam Pound = Frankentranny
LMAO
@Hannibal That’s gold, bro. 😀
If Miriam gets the same plea bargain deal, she won’t last a year before the fine is forfeit, the original charges are reinstated, and new ones are laid. Just ask any of her neighbours at her strata. They have to listen to the Jonny & his mother fight all the time, put up with him surreptitiously living there (remember the claim that he rents part of her condo for business purposes) with his untrained pet which constantly barks disturbing the peace of the building. How many times has Miriam physically charged & threatened the residents as Jonny’s “muscle” when he has been challenged by the residents. How many times has she stood by as Jonny threatened the elderly residents or called the RCMP on them trying to intimidate them? There is a a lot of Yaniv criminal & hateful history witnessed by the residents. The Yanivs should get down on their knees & pray that their neighbours are not questioned by the RCMP as part of a criminal investigation into them. The stories they could tell would probably put Jonny behind bars for along time. Rebel Media, Keenan Bexte & Chris Eccleston’s lawyers should interview residents at both the Hawthorne & the Residences at the Village Square.
I hope they’re working on a tougher plea bargain for mama yaniv, that bitch has a history of actions against BCPD. I also wonder what would happen if the residents just happen to find out about Mama Yaniv’s plea bargain…. maybe some threats to call the coppers each time she tries to start some shit would keep her line for a while.
It should have been Chris Elston AKA BillBoardChris I must have Dr Who on my mind
If her sentence had happened on Friday, she would have broken the conditions in less than 24hrs based on my info. Cops were back at the building over the weekend again.
See the article I wrote for you American Yaniv Hater, I did it to prove I’m paedophobic! Eunuch-Boy loves my articles too, they scare him because deep down he knows I only write the truth, you watch, he will hit the dislike button, guaranteed.
@Trevor Dunen
“I did it to prove I’m paedophobic!”
I’ll suggest you meant pedophobic.
Which is an irrational fear of pedophiles, which, in this case, is not irrational, you have every right to fear Frankentranny, thereby now free to referencing being “traumatized” “subject to lasting shock as a result of an emotionally disturbing experience or physical injury”.
JSYK, paedophobic means “fear of children, hatred of children, or occasionally called paedophobia, is fear triggered by the presence or thinking of children or infants. It is an emotional state of fear, disdain, aversion, or prejudice toward children or youth. Paedophobia is in some usages identical to ephebiphobia.”
BTW, I too am very “traumatised” emotionally when ever it comes to posting something relevant about this dangerous monster Frankentranny’s appalling atrocities and devious endeavors.
Matter of fact, I gotta jet here real quick as my therapist has invited me over for some therapy and a “relaxing” Super Bowl party to ease my mins, lol.
Rams favored over Bengals, but placed a $5K underdog Kitty Kat wager, and if I lose, I’ll phuckin lose it and may seek out Frankentranny’s for his $1 blowjobs, yuno, to set my mind right. And sheeeit. Lol.
Jonboy’s performance during his debate with Blaire White was absolutely pathetic… he was all over the place and his phone kept ringing which I honestly think was his attempt at derailing Blaire because he tried two other times at trying to gaslight her (Oh, Jon, why did you ask her hypothetical questions about being raped… twice? That’s disturbing… but what can we expect from a sexual deviant, right?)… anyway you can see his face getting more and more red as he was losing ground until the infamous taser show…. Now, Jon, if you couldn’t keep up with Blaire… what do you think Coles, a trained lawyer who can pick up on statement inconsistencies and, more importantly, lies is going to do to you, Jon?
This would never have happened to Ilana if Jess hadn’t called the police for a ridiculous ‘wellness check’ on Ilana and Miriam in the early hours of the morning. If Jess is wise she will be investing in a pair of knee pads because once Jess loses her condo she will be giving one dollar blowjobs in order to buy food.
“she will be”
“loses her condo”
“she will be giving one dollar blowjobs”
Please respectfully remember to use the scientifically correct pronouns “he”, his” and “him” when referring to that twerp slurpin kid phucker Frankentranny or you yourself will become confused and appear tolerant, unhinged and accepting of these butchered freaks.
Cheers.
PS. You’re being far too kind thinking Frank would get one dollar for giving blowjobs. He just better hope those CERB cheques keep rollin out or he’ll be cashin in his car for a nice shopping cart for his personal belongs to stroll down on the DTES areas where just maybe some “generous” wacked out system sucking drug fueled libertarded sock prancer voter may request Frankentranny’s “services”.
Once Jess loses her condo maybe she could go for the free daily meal at the local Sikh temple If she is hungry enough. Would be great if Kamal was serving the food when Jess rocks up for his feed.
It would be well within Kamal’s right to take a dump on jon’s chapati.
I think most likely he’ll move in with dear old mom and aunt unless she lives in a building for old folks only or something… and it’ll probably end up in a murder suicide given how much Mama and Jonboy fight all the time… right now they have separate condos to “time out” themselves and cool off, but can you imagine them living together? I’ll bet the tensions will be at boiling point within the first day.
…but Jon will probably spend all three of them out of house and home eventually.
What do Jess and Miriam argue about? I’d love to be a fly on the wall over hearing the arguments.
Probably who gets to be on top each night.
LOL MM!!!
I dunno, Jim. I imagine Miriam being Miriam she probably gripes at him about everything from his trainwreck of a life to what grift they should run today and why does he still have foreskin flap, she lost a $2 coin in there, when is she going to get it back, he didn’t pull out like he promised (I’m talking before the GRS).. all kinds of things… and if you lead a misarable existence like Jon then you’re probably going to be pissed that your mom is on your case all the time and you’re going to fight back.
“I’d love to be a fly on the wall”
Well, perhaps I could maybe stomach being a teeny weeny tiny micro bacteria meebahloid (?) slip sliding and boogie oozing around Frank’s mangled “moistly” lubed manhole just to see who or what is going down on that damp pussing scabbed gouge wound or if Frank’s filthy greasy gnawed fingernail stubs are strumming and fiddling around down there to see if it has any nerve feelings and sheeeit.
Reminds me of a little “Johnny” story where he’s all excited and comes running down stairs yelling “Mommy mommy, grandma”s got a shrimp between her legs !!!”.
So mommy, who’s at the kitchen sink washing dishes like a good lil wifey, grabs a towel and dries her hands and grabs lil Johnny’s hand and turns and marches him back up those stairs and down the hallway and into granny’s bedroom where’s granny’s sawin logs sleeping, her nightgown still hiked up by little Johnny with her legs still spread wide open and little Johnny points to granny’s crotch and says “See mommy, look, there’s a shrimp tween granny’s legs ! ! !!”.
Now mommy is quick to think and says “Oh little Johnny, that’s not a shrimp, that’s granny’s clitoris” to which a determined little Johnny says “Well, you call it what you want mommy but it still tastes like spicy shrimp to me.”
Hut cha cha cha chaaaa.
Ilana needs to make plans so she can get into an old age home where she will be safe from the Yaniv’s.
Ilana is just as bad as Miriam imo. I don’t subscribe to the idea that she’s an innocent bystander.
Well thats new, though the government should have just had her and Miriam confined to and old age home instead of letting them continue to harass people.
I don’t know which of you have been posting on the CapU reddit in regards to JYS, but the D&D post was hilarious and it made my day. Thank you for that.
from reddit: “so he’d (yaniv) be free to freely discuss that he gets pegged by his mom & aunt on weekends”
LMAO…there’s a visual that will stick with you. Fat jon getting tag teamed by mother & aunty. One strap-on in his infected festering pink and one strap-on in his leaky bulbous stink all whilst roxy & walnut watch on in disgust.
LMFAOAOTF !!!
Jim Norton, you phuckin dog face pony soldier phuck.
You owe me a drink cuz I knock over my double double 35 yr old Fiddy LOL’ing my phucking ass off on that cringe worthy “Fat jon getting tag teamed by mother & aunty” visual.
Geezuz phuckin mary man, lol.
Sorry man 🙂
I can watch pretty much anything and not be bothered but that video of fatso in the hot tub (as an aside after he hauled his disgusting carcass out I hope maintenance drained and scoured it as though they were trying to kill the ebola virus before letting anyone else use the facilities) and mother sensually stroking his hair is goddamned disturbing. The three of them need to be locked away in a single prison cell where they can indulge in their incestual melees
I would love to hear that pedo Jon confessed to incest with his mom so that he goes to jail while the RCMP pick through his devices and find CP on his hard drive.
Apparently, rumors on the street indicate Frankentranny is concerned about bankruptsy sheeeit and vacating it’s crib and has contacted it’s new relator.
Hell, I’m even lookin to “down grade” and sheeeit if the nancy dancing sock prancer is still left dicktating her “Umm ahh ahh” orders and sheeit.
Swat ima tawkin bowt, no wha ima sayin?
(Ima specially fancy’in rollin in dat muthaphuckin “gold fish swimin pond” and sheeeit and sheeeit)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJYOXuyrYuE
Much like Christain Weston Chandler, Jonathan Yaniv also has white knights and supporters of his own. While the ones documented are his mother and Morgane Oger, there could be many more white knights that we have not come across yet. Some of his supporters may be pedophiles, fetishists, transvestites, and manchildren who see him as a paragon of “transgender rights”. He has become a patron-saint of all of those people.
Like Yaniv, Chris chan’s newer white knights tend to be braindead regressive leftists who belive the criticism is “alt-right” conspiracy theories.
Though unlike the regressive leftist CWC white knights who conflate trolling with the regressive left’s conspiracy theories regarding the fictitious “alt-right”, some of Yaniv’s white knights might secretly be pro-pedo and are actually defending him because they falsely belive Yaniv did nothing wrong due to their secret pro-pedo views, and thus belive that the sex harrasment victims should shut their mouths if they reject him, which yes can outright extend to pro-pedo rape apologism.
It is common for sexual predators to justify rape with the belief their victims have no legitimate reason to reject them, and Yaniv may escalate to rape if he becomes desperate enough.
Extra: Castration, which sadly may include physical Castration, only works on criminal sexual deviants who never committed any sex crimes and are doing it as a last resort so they don’t go crazy and rape someone. As you can guess this likely will not work on Yaniv.
I don’t know the success rates for castration, but I do believe it doesn’t always work because there are more ways to commit rape and castration just takes away one of them (and not even successfully all the time). Rapists can still rape.
I have no doubt that Yaniv has supporters, either from his fellow perverts, pedophiles, misogynists and blind bleeding hearts (as you both have mentioned), hell maybe even white supremacists or at least people who feel like he does about immigrants… but they obviously know better than to voice their support out loud lest they face the same kind of backlash Jonboy is getting.
Didn’t Oger pull his backing after he heard Jon was a pedo? Who gives a shit about Oger anyway. From what I can see, Oger is desperately trying to stay relevant but failing at it, the tweets that Oger writes get zero to, like, one or two interactions each, the only time Oger gets a lot is when they retweet some article that was probably already getting a lot of attention on another Twitter… essentially, Morgy is just piggybacking off someone else’s thing…. LAME.
God this site needs a comment editing feature.
Agreed. But I wonder if it’s because MM admin needs to keep our comments as is for legal reasons, so if anything happens we’re not allowed to edit them? Just a thought. (shrug)
Nothing like that. Just a limitation of our comment plugin. I’ll look into a different one in the future, but I’m concerned we’ll lose all the old ones. Not for legal reasons, but because there’s over 6,000 great comments on here that we feel are important.
All good, MM. I agree, one of my favorite things is reading the great contributions by everybody in the comments section. Would be a real shame to lose all that history.