Jessica Yaniv Simpson’s aunt (or as some have referred to her, JY’s real mother), facing four criminal charges, appeared in court today for an plea deal as expected.
In exchange for dropping charges of Uttering Threats, Assaulting a Peace Officer, Willfully Resisting Arrest, and Uttering Threats To Cause Death or Bodily Harm, Ilana entered into a 12-month $500 recognizance, or peace bond.
This peace bond is supervised like a probation order because the threat of harm still exists. A peace bond is not a criminal conviction, but charges may be laid if Altmann does not follow the conditions.

Miriam Yaniv is expected to receive a similar sentence at her next scheduled hearing. Feb 18, 2022.
It is frustrating to see these people continue to escape any real accountability. I guess we’ll just have to take solace in the form of one of our boy Trevor Dunen rants, he never lets us down. We’re waiting, my friend. Lol. It doesn’t have to be related to this article, anything about fat Jon the eunuch boy will do. Btw, if you read this, I came up with a new word you might like, “pedophobia” and “pedophobic”. We can finally be proud to be called a “bigoted” word. Lol.
Done!
Anyone that was expecting jail time for Ilana and Miriam had unrealistic expectations. The justice system doesn’t, and shouldn’t, send people to jail for minor first offenses.
Don’t expect JY to go to jail for his current charges either. They generally don’t send people who are released awaiting trial to jail during sentencing. Expect fines, community service, weapons prohibition, and probation.
An elderly lady who swings a cane at an officer and who is foul-mouthed will get a slap on the wrist for a first offence. Thats fine. Between her, Miriam and the Eunuch, I am hard-pressed to say who has less feminine charms, they are each their own bitch from hell.
I would love to know the conditions. I’m thinking there is no way they can keep out of trouble for a whole year. Which could mean very good news if they break it!!!!
Disappointing and a little surprising. I understand the Crown dropping the assault & resisting charges but would have expected that the old cunt would have had to plea guilty to the uttering threats charge in addition to the peace bond. Would have made that peace bond a bit more impactful given the events from that evening.
But whatever. Regardless of the outcome in the courts ilana, mirium and jon are still miserable with their pathetic disgusting existence and they’re an utterly loveless “family” who know they’re hated by everyone.
First offence so the nutjob Aunt was never going to get jail time, it wasn’t serious enough. Any word on Big Jon’s lies about the police officer involved in arresting the two auld bags? We all know BJ made it all up and the fat fucker deserves his arse thrown in jail. We all saw his hysterics after a measly 2 hours so a longer sentence will have him bouncing off the walls. Ten years would suffice.
Lifetime sex offender registry would be nice as well.
@Gary
“Lifetime sex offender registry would be nice as well.”
Preferably, a nice short pretty pink hemp rope from a tall tree is proven the safest solution.
Enjoy.
“Sex Offender Shuffle”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
@Hannibal That’s gold, bro. 😀
If Miriam gets the same plea bargain deal, she won’t last a year before the fine is forfeit, the original charges are reinstated, and new ones are laid. Just ask any of her neighbours at her strata. They have to listen to the Jonny & his mother fight all the time, put up with him surreptitiously living there (remember the claim that he rents part of her condo for business purposes) with his untrained pet which constantly barks disturbing the peace of the building. How many times has Miriam physically charged & threatened the residents as Jonny’s “muscle” when he has been challenged by the residents. How many times has she stood by as Jonny threatened the elderly residents or called the RCMP on them trying to intimidate them? There is a a lot of Yaniv criminal & hateful history witnessed by the residents. The Yanivs should get down on their knees & pray that their neighbours are not questioned by the RCMP as part of a criminal investigation into them. The stories they could tell would probably put Jonny behind bars for along time. Rebel Media, Keenan Bexte & Chris Eccleston’s lawyers should interview residents at both the Hawthorne & the Residences at the Village Square.
I hope they’re working on a tougher plea bargain for mama yaniv, that bitch has a history of actions against BCPD. I also wonder what would happen if the residents just happen to find out about Mama Yaniv’s plea bargain…. maybe some threats to call the coppers each time she tries to start some shit would keep her line for a while.
It should have been Chris Elston AKA BillBoardChris I must have Dr Who on my mind
If her sentence had happened on Friday, she would have broken the conditions in less than 24hrs based on my info. Cops were back at the building over the weekend again.
See the article I wrote for you American Yaniv Hater, I did it to prove I’m paedophobic! Eunuch-Boy loves my articles too, they scare him because deep down he knows I only write the truth, you watch, he will hit the dislike button, guaranteed.
This would never have happened to Ilana if Jess hadn’t called the police for a ridiculous ‘wellness check’ on Ilana and Miriam in the early hours of the morning. If Jess is wise she will be investing in a pair of knee pads because once Jess loses her condo she will be giving one dollar blowjobs in order to buy food.
Once Jess loses her condo maybe she could go for the free daily meal at the local Sikh temple If she is hungry enough. Would be great if Kamal was serving the food when Jess rocks up for his feed.
It would be well within Kamal’s right to take a dump on jon’s chapati.
…but Jon will probably spend all three of them out of house and home eventually.
What do Jess and Miriam argue about? I’d love to be a fly on the wall over hearing the arguments.
Probably who gets to be on top each night.
LOL MM!!!
I dunno, Jim. I imagine Miriam being Miriam she probably gripes at him about everything from his trainwreck of a life to what grift they should run today and why does he still have foreskin flap, she lost a $2 coin in there, when is she going to get it back, he didn’t pull out like he promised (I’m talking before the GRS).. all kinds of things… and if you lead a misarable existence like Jon then you’re probably going to be pissed that your mom is on your case all the time and you’re going to fight back.
“I’d love to be a fly on the wall”
Well, perhaps I could maybe stomach being a teeny weeny tiny micro bacteria meebahloid (?) slip sliding and boogie oozing around Frank’s mangled “moistly” lubed manhole just to see who or what is going down on that damp pussing scabbed gouge wound or if Frank’s filthy greasy gnawed fingernail stubs are strumming and fiddling around down there to see if it has any nerve feelings and sheeeit.
Reminds me of a little “Johnny” story where he’s all excited and comes running down stairs yelling “Mommy mommy, grandma”s got a shrimp between her legs !!!”.
So mommy, who’s at the kitchen sink washing dishes like a good lil wifey, grabs a towel and dries her hands and grabs lil Johnny’s hand and turns and marches him back up those stairs and down the hallway and into granny’s bedroom where’s granny’s sawin logs sleeping, her nightgown still hiked up by little Johnny with her legs still spread wide open and little Johnny points to granny’s crotch and says “See mommy, look, there’s a shrimp tween granny’s legs ! ! !!”.
Now mommy is quick to think and says “Oh little Johnny, that’s not a shrimp, that’s granny’s clitoris” to which a determined little Johnny says “Well, you call it what you want mommy but it still tastes like spicy shrimp to me.”
Hut cha cha cha chaaaa.
Ilana needs to make plans so she can get into an old age home where she will be safe from the Yaniv’s.
Ilana is just as bad as Miriam imo. I don’t subscribe to the idea that she’s an innocent bystander.
Well thats new, though the government should have just had her and Miriam confined to and old age home instead of letting them continue to harass people.
I don’t know which of you have been posting on the CapU reddit in regards to JYS, but the D&D post was hilarious and it made my day. Thank you for that.
from reddit: “so he’d (yaniv) be free to freely discuss that he gets pegged by his mom & aunt on weekends”
LMAO…there’s a visual that will stick with you. Fat jon getting tag teamed by mother & aunty. One strap-on in his infected festering pink and one strap-on in his leaky bulbous stink all whilst roxy & walnut watch on in disgust.
I would love to hear that pedo Jon confessed to incest with his mom so that he goes to jail while the RCMP pick through his devices and find CP on his hard drive.
God this site needs a comment editing feature.
Agreed. But I wonder if it’s because MM admin needs to keep our comments as is for legal reasons, so if anything happens we’re not allowed to edit them? Just a thought. (shrug)
Nothing like that. Just a limitation of our comment plugin. I’ll look into a different one in the future, but I’m concerned we’ll lose all the old ones. Not for legal reasons, but because there’s over 6,000 great comments on here that we feel are important.
All good, MM. I agree, one of my favorite things is reading the great contributions by everybody in the comments section. Would be a real shame to lose all that history.