A MeowMix Tutorial
Jessica Yaniv Simpson is notorious for abusing innocent people via various levels of the Canadian court system, including human rights tribunals, the civil resolution system, small claims court, and Supreme Court. He’s also tried to file his own criminal charges, which of course end up as failures. In fact, nearly everything he’s done in legal-land has been a failure. He’s basically a level 1 nobody on the court circuit, and beating him is as easy as showing up and watching him sink himself, but just in case, here’s our (not legal advice) tips on how to beat him in court.
1. Force Jonny to Present His Evidence and Medical Records.
As proven in his previous lawsuit, Yaniv will list anything and everything as proof of damages, without listing the actual cost of damages. Just a very vague list of medical ailments and the maximum amount of money he can be awarded in whichever court he chooses to use. This was noted by our dear lawyer friend when it was presented in the lawsuit for the oven-breaking from the medical team.
“However, the difficulty for Ms. Simpson is that she has not provided sufficient evidence to show that the paramedics breached the standard of care. She does not know when the alleged damage occurred. She says she was in bed and was not paying attention to what the paramedics did. Notably, Ms. Simpson does not claim that she actually saw paramedics put equipment on her stove. With all this in mind, I find that Ms. Simpson never saw the paramedics put medical equipment on her stove.” – JY vs Provincial Health Services Authority.
And again in the case against Kamal and MasterCare:
“Third, Ms. Simpson submitted no supporting evidence that she sustained any personal injury or that her dog did. She claims K’s behaviour kept the dog off task but provided no details or supporting evidence (despite apparently filming other interactions). There are no medical records and no veterinary records. Ms. Simpson does not explain why she claims $5,000 or how she arrived at that figure, though I infer she claimed that amount because it is the CRT’s maximum for small claims Disputes.” JY vs MasterCare CRT
This is highlighted again, although a bit differently, in the recent 27-page indictment of JY’s character provided by the BC Supreme Court. JY alleged that Rebel News was defamatory in calling him a pedophile. The court responded:
Ms. Simpson has provided no evidence at all in response to these particular allegations. However tenuous the factual foundation for them may be, it suffices to meet the low threshold for fair comment, in the sense that the reporters could, relying on it, honestly have come to the opinions they expressed. – JY vs Rebel News
In other words, JY will come to court and tell the world you’re lying and hurting him but present absolutely nothing to support that claim.
2. Just Present Your Evidence and State the Basic Facts
Jonny hates this the most. Most of his lawsuits have the same common thread of presenting as little evidence as possible and relying on the vaguest of facts. Even more, Jonny seems to love to whip out his wallet of “Oppression Cards” i.e. his Trans Card, Disabled Card, Sexuality Card, Fat Card, etc, even when they don’t have anything to do with the lawsuit itself. For example, in his lawsuit against Kamal and the Master Cleaning company, the result quotes:
“In addition to the disgust Ms. Simpson alleges K showed because of Ms. Simpson’s gender identity, Ms. Simpson says K “always aggressively slams her vacuum into my door at early hours of the morning”. JY vs MasterCare CRT
“While Ms. Simpson alleges K discriminated against her based on her gender identity, I find this entirely unproven on the evidence before me (including the submitted video). In any event, Ms. Simpson claims no remedy based on the alleged discrimination.” JY vs MasterCare CRT
“While Ms. Simpson also alleges in her reply argument that Best Buy targeted her for being transgender, there is insufficient evidence to prove this occurred. So, I find that allegation unproven.” Simpson v. Best Buy Canada
“Ms. Simpson provided no medical evidence to support her claim. Instead, she submitted a statement from her parent who claims the flag on Ms. Simpson’s address has caused Ms. Simpson “significant harm” by “causing her permanent psychological trauma and PTSD.” Nothing in the evidence shows that Ms. Simpson’s parent is qualified to diagnose medical conditions such as post-traumatic stress disorder. I am not persuaded by this evidence.” – Simpson v. Provincial Health Services Authority
However, if you provide evidence such as witness statements, videos, photos, his social media he’s posted, most if not all the time his lawsuit falls apart faster than a house of cards.
3. Hire a Lawyer, and Always Ask for Costs
If all his lawsuits have a common thread beyond Jonny being an absolute liar, is that Jonny is an absolute coward, and this will usually get Jonny to quit. We saw this for ourselves in the Waxing cases, where the judge has noted that as soon as Yaniv catches on that the respondent hires a lawyer, he drops the case immediately.
“Early on in this process, Ms. Yaniv withdrew two of her complaints after the JCCF was retained as counsel: Various Waxing Salons at para. 9. In doing so, her express purpose was to “remove” Mr. Cameron as counsel: Mint Tanning at para. 15. She later applied, unsuccessfully, to have Mr. Cameron removed as counsel for the Represented Respondents and barred from appearing in front of this Tribunal. She has ultimately been compelled to face him in these complaints, after I denied all applications to have him removed and found that her pattern of withdrawals was improper: Various Waxing Salons.” JY vs Various Waxing Salons Decision
4. Have Actual Witnesses.
Having actual witnesses to testify is also a great deal. Mostly because Yaniv can only get his mom to supposedly testify, or in some cases,write anonymous notes stating that the respondent was mean.
“Further, Ms. Simpson did not provide any objective evidence to show that the flag on her address was unwarranted. The writer of an unsigned, anonymous statement Ms. Simpson submitted in evidence says ambulance attendants “are transphobic and do not like Jessica”, so they “falsely” put a flag on her address “in malice.” I do not find this evidence persuasive. Ms. Simpson does not say who wrote this unsigned and anonymous statement.” – Simpson v. Provincial Health Services Authority
“I note Ms. Simpson relies on a witness statement from her mother, MY. MY generally says she has seen K act aggressively. I place no weight on this evidence, as it lacks specificity, is inconsistent with the other evidence before me, and because I find MY is not a neutral witness given her relationship with Ms. Simpson. Conversely, I note Ms. Simpson submitted no witness statements from any of her neighbors in support of her allegation that K was aggressive towards her or her dog.” – JY vs MasterCare CRT
Conclusion.
For a person pursuing a career in law school, it’s shocking to see how he supposedly gets 100% on test scores, we assume the teacher is just so embarrassed by his presentations that he just scores them with an elementary school sticker. But even with his supposed education, we still surmise that he’s just using this as an excuse to creep on younger students. Nonetheless, we think anyone can beat Jonny in court, so far he’s like Glass Joe from Punch Out, despite his 99 losses and 1 win, he thinks he’s all that and has an actual shot.
Kamal should take the looney troon to court.
I don’t use the following term much as it can be hurtful but Blobbo Boy is an honest to god dyed in the wool RETARD. His IQ must be at least 2 standard deviations from the norm, putting him right in the 70 range!! That’s probably about the same as the banjo playing inbred in the movie Deliverance. Except Blobbo can’t play any instrument. He can only blow his own horn.
Miriam can’t be that much smarter if she supports this bag of pus. Powerlevel. My mom was in an institution most of her life. While there, she was safe from self harm, was fed, medicated and could socialize. When they closed the place her life went to hell. Suicide attempts, homelessness, a virtual terror on the area, you naeme it. Canada needs these institutions back! Desperately. Blobbo here is a prima facie case. This pusbag takes and takes and takes from society. But it’s never enough for him. Society educated him when young, medicated him too, kept him safe from wars etc., let him into secondary ed (likely a mistake, the potato should have dug ditches or something equally arduous), paid for his keep from age 23 on (nfw his trustednerd nonsense made a living wage, nfw.) Society even paid a hefty sum for him to chop off his weiner!! That may prove to be the best expense of public money in the long run. Once this trans fad runs it’s course his troon shield is useless. It’s already incapable of making sure he wins civilly when he cries “transphobia” Anyhow, if this fool were warehoused early on so many young girls would not be traumatized, there’s no enormous waste of police/fire/emt services over the years. I bet this blob burned up as much money in 4 years as a normie does in 10 lifetimes for these services, plus, court, counseling, medical, legal aid, tribunals, etc. etc. This pusbag is really the epitome of a waste of oxygen. That the peeps of Langley BC have to breathe the same air as this prick is a sad travesty.
Oh ya, court. Just show up. This asshole will perjure himself repeatedly, he’ll piss off the judge, his dog will hump everything. It will be a fucking clown show without you doing anything.
Lol you might need to take a break from all this. You’re sounding a bit rough
Bringing back mental institutions would have prevented plenty of rapes and murders, plus it might have resulted in the regressive left dying out before the globalists could use them to push their corruption.
Rampage killings such as Columbine started with deinstitutionalization.
He had his horn lopped off
No, Nancy is spot on. Keep it up Nancy. Yaniv and his family are repulsive leechs that harass everyone and everything because of the chromosome mix-up of ‘Serenity’, likely a tagged chromosome combined with abuse at the hands of? Nancy knows Serenity Yaniv is a Scam Artist who adds nothing to the real world that we live in while he enjoys his delusions in his fantasy world of getting paid for flimsly scams and accusations of discrimination/psychological and physical damages.
The idea of men claiming to be “honest wimmenz” when I was growing up was preposterous! In they went, rightly so, to the nuthouse. So did the ones insisting they were Napoleon or Ghengis Khan. When visiting my Mom at the facility both sexes were allowed to mingle outside on the grounds. So many of the male patients scared the piss out of me, a 13yr. old, because you could see the CRAZY in their eyes. Blobbo has the same crazed look in many of his pics. In Uni the other girls used me like their personal creep detector. Potential dates had to be cleared by me first! LOL. I was rarely wrong. Hey gang, writing here is a catharsis for me as things in my life are unsettled. If you guys are OK with me rambling on that’s something I appreciate. I find it a blast sperging on about the malignant blob! I secretly hope he reads here too.
I think he does read here, so it’s been said, anyway.
I’m male who went into a psych hospital in my 20’s for a week.
The amount of aggro men in there (even medicated, there were still issues with them) scared me, another man. Can’t imagine how crap it must be for a woman
Alternately just tell jon that you’ll race him from the parking lot to the courthouse and if he wins you’ll admit defeat to the judge.
He can only maintain his fast waddle for ~20′.
Jonboy’s cases sort of remind me of when you were in grade 4 in the playground and your friends would tell you fantastic stories about their weekend in an embellished way and as a kid you didn’t know any better, so you’d go ‘Oh wow! That’s so cool!’… but as an adult you start picking apart the logic and you go ‘Oh, yeah, I can smell the bullshit from here.’…. Jonboy’s mind is stuck in the playground of fantastical stories of how he was wronged and notes from a “mysterious stranger”… or mom. Present this to a grownup, especially a grownup who know a liar when they see one… like a lawyer, a mediator or a judge… and it’s no surprise that Jon’s stories have never worked.
Nancy is right, not long ago JY would be in a mental health institution for delusions. He is free to act on his delusions and until he is dealt adequate punishment for his antics he will continue. Our Court System enables people to abuse our laws. The good intentions of Equality Laws and Personal Freedoms unfortunately are open for interpretation and JY preys on interpretation of laws. It is a good thing to help people with disabilities and to be non-discriminatory, it is civilized. Then along comes a Grifter who defines themselves as Disabled and Trans-Gender. Notice he doesn’t need his scooter on SFU campus? Why? It isn’t cool, it has nothing to do with mobility. Like his photo-shopped pictures he is a fraud. One verifiable issue is Mental Illness, he should be Institutionalized for his Delusions.
He calls a ‘Stay’ in proceedings a Court Victory, and lists his delusions of PHD’s and Law Studies with less than one semester at SFU. That is proof of Delusions on equal par with entering a Teen Pageant as a 30-something male with bad make-up and a psychotic mother encouraging him. (That Miriam must be similarly Delusional). This is one family that the cheese has slipped off the cracker and hit the floor, but our legal system has the 5 second rule. It still hit the floor.
The obese Gender DNA mistake thinks he deserves special treatment, including getting a Brazilian Waxing because it is “Gender Affirming”. He selected Immigrant women trying to run a small business as his victims. Why? He thought he could scare them into paying him off because he is a racist bully. His punishment for this was inadequate and he thrived on the media attention. He actually thought the media portrayed him as a fighter for LBGT…Trans Rights when they mocked him for being a Scam Artist. The Disabled Scam includes a Grocery List of Maladies of which most aren’t medically supported. In short, until the Delusional Scam Artist is dealt adequate deterrence by the Court System he will continue.
Most media left and right question why he is not in jail.
Jonathan Yaniv and Dan Schnieder are both fat. And gross. And perverted. Both of these men should be in Guantanamo Bay for the rest of their lives.
By the way, he is much fatter than Chris Chan and much dumber.
This might be an unpopular opinion, but I think Chris Chan is dumber than that sick fuck.
Yaniv is a crazed narcissistic predator while Chris Chan is potentially a stupidity fueled one, and yes I am defending neither.
Good day MeowMixers — Check out the latest episode of Joe Rogan’s podcast. He and Bridget Phetasy bring up Yaniv at around the 2:12:00 mark (spoiler alert: it’s not flattering).
I think he has this idea of he is elected he can’t go to jail.
And there we have it. A rigged election. Identifying as Trump now.
Another lawsuit threat. I bet the Uni’s law Profs / legal dept are quaking in their boots.
Ha ha ha, the legal shenanigans with SFU have started. (“authoritarian” is flavour of the day).
He tweeted – “There is a lawsuit / BC Human Rights Complaint that was filed against @SFU for the authoritarian decisions by Mitchell’s department and their abuse relating to discrimination actions from their staff and threats from a staff member called Niloo relating to reporting me to BC Security Programs division for calling my dog a service dog, threatening me with a fine. I’m thankful I never have to look at that bitches face ever again until mediation/hearing.”
jonny is lashing out at everyone. His emails are being ignored, SFU aren’t kissing troon arses, being abused and threatened, posters are still left up, SFU aren’t accommodating his deafness, false allegations are being spread about him etc etc etc.
SFU and their students are wise to our warrior pricess and not prepared to put up with his shit. Woo hoo.
Let’s see…he’s been at that Uni for what, 2 months or so? He’s already issued threats, been kicked off chats, alienated students, complained about just every facility, slagged off staff and committee members.
You know what, if I’m that unhappy with someone, some place I walk away.