Jessica Yaniv Simpson’s genius of a mother Miriam Yaniv dug herself into a fun one this time folks! Sit back and enjoy the story about how Miriam set herself up to be catfished.
No, not romantically, although that would be funny as fuck. Instead, a friend of MeowMix who has access to Miriam’s number called her up one day to see if her number had changed. She answered, and randomly asked if the person was calling from Nanaimo. Our friend seized the opportunity and ran with it.
The first half of that clip is the original call. You can hear a faint beep, and that’s when Miriam phoned our friend back and left a voicemail. When you’re given an opportunity like this you need to take advantage of it. Is it still catfishing if they throw themselves at you this way?
Jon calls himself a water baby all the time. Is that even a thing? Can we throw him in an ocean?
She seemed to drop him for a couple days and then she phoned and left the aforementioned voicemail here.
See how she says she lost her hearing right there in the police assault. I thought it was a genetic issue. Which is it?
Anyone know if Gafka is suspended and facing any charges? I don’t notice any new private prosecutions. Could be an investigation ongoing.
Oh, now it’s a hereditary hearing loss. I can see where her idiot son gets his brains – his idiot mother. Also interesting to note her say that there is a court order saying the police can’t touch Jon. Very interesting. I’m skeptical such an order exists.
Ah yes, there’s the racism we’ve come to know and expect from these clowns.
Soc
Does Miriam actually believe her son, the most hated person in all of Canada, is a social justice activist?
Imagine the fun! Miriam, Ilana, and Jon living in one place. Get your popcorn ready!
Way to take advantage of people Miriam! Victims of the BC forest fires (which have devastated BC this year) were staying at a nearby hotel and she’s over there trying to take advantage of their situation and government supports. That’s the Yaniv spirit! Also looks like she’s trying to con her way out of pitching in for building upgrades. It would be a shame if anyone told her Strata council that. Message me if you want the building managers email. I’ll happily provide it!
That voicemail says 24 seconds but it’s a weird app glitch. I’ve heard the clip. It’s 2 seconds of silence. It must have been around this time when Jon showed up.
Straight to Calgary, indicating she thinks it’s Donald.
“I don’t remember due to all my injuries”. How many times did Jon say the same things to Arianna?
And it abruptly ended there, but what a great chat. I wish the person could have got some more details, but we can gather that Miriam, Jon, and Ilana plan to move to Nanaimo.
We’ve also heard rumours from contacts that Jon and Miriam have been traveling to Nanaimo every few weeks to visit the hospital. His car is left unattended at Horseshoe Bay and they go on foot, which is must cheaper than ferrying his car. If memory serves, that’s a huge parking lot though, so if you were trying to find his car it could be tricky. I’m not saying you should go hunt for a late model dark gray Nissan Kicks, but….
This aligns with what Miriam says above about the Nanaimo hospital providing her preferred care, but I’m curious why they chose that hospital. It must mean the local hospitals, of which there are many, are wising up to their antics and she’s branching further out. Doctor shopping? Building a case? Let’s see where this takes us!
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I’m in the middle of meetings so only read the first quarter.
In one breath this fucking parasite says he doesn’t trust humanity and can’t say anything and the next is spilling his fat guts about how the world has wronged him.
And a “water baby”. Someone roll this whale back into the water and keep his blowhole wet
Noooooo!!!!
Dont roll whale carcasses back into the water they will become boating hazards.
Cut them into smaller pieces and throw them on a Landfill or sell them to composting centers.
Noooo !
Just harpoon the stomach and lungs.
I’ll sink like a landwhale.
Let the bottom feeders eat this bottom feeder.
It’s the circle of life.
“There’s too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me, by myself. For that, you get the head, the tail, the whole damned thing.”
– Quint
So that explains why Big Jon is a raving nutcase, he inherits it from his mother. One minute she’s deaf because of police brutality the next minute it’s heredity. Seriously WTF!! And the racist auld bat doesn’t like the police in Langley because they are “All Browny” probably on her way to a Klan rally while she was on the phone. I can’t think of one redeeming feature about any of them.
If the woke libtards hadn’t destroyed all the statues and history books, they would know it was the liberals who formed the KKK.
Now who would want to go hunt for a late model dark gray Nissan Kicks with a BC Licence plate in a huge parking lot near the Horseshoe Bay ferry?
I cant even imagine people doing that.
Me
If he still has that handicapped parking placard that he got under false pretences & is using it, his car should be easy to find in the HANDICAPPED parking zones lanes or spaces.
And if he doesnt have that placard anymore just follow the smell
Or, or I read in a book somewhere that one might just use brake fluid to write a big “PEDO” for pedophile on the sides, trunk and hood.
That might catch the eye of a few people.
Do these clowns actually think they can move somewhere and have a normal life? (Or as normal as you can get with these idiots) Not a chance in hell. You’ve made yourself known to pretty much the entire world. If you move anywhere, people are going to be watching their every move. You fucked yourself Jonny. Any chance of living a quiet life went out the window the day you started doing this shit. Hopefully someday soon, these assholes will be gone.
Post concussion syndrome my ass. I fell 31’ and became the proud owner of a shiny steel plate on the left side of my head. I suffered from those symptoms for about a year. I don’t think the police roughed Miriam enough to cause enough trauma to induce. They must go on web MD on a daily bases looking for an ailment they could associate with other police brutality claims hoping it will be the windfall they’re looking for. We can see where her demented loser of a child learned their tactics for playing victim. I’m sure if they do find a place to move the strata’s will have a weekend block party to celebrate after their departure
A water baby is someone who took to swimming as an infant or small child. The idea of Jon or Miriam swimming laps makes me laugh. Maybe they mean they’ve taken to the water like baby walruses? This also has nothing to do with the dates Miriam or Jon are born, if they’re trying to relate it to the metaphysical elements of the zodiac. In terms of being born in January, Capricorn is an Earth sign, and Aquarius which despite the name is an Air sign. Jon being a Gemini would also be an Air sign. If they go around saying this, even the New Age woo people would be confused. I just had to point out this 9,000th way in which the Yanivs are morons, add it to the list of weird shit they say.
The only water that fat retarded pedo gets in is it’s bathtub, and then phones 911 cuz it’s so phuckin fat it can’t manage to slither out of the tub.
Miriam putting the ra for racism in her name ….The apple dosent fall far from the tree and that tree need to be cut down dear god.
Luckily with john own castration we wont need to fear that thing reproducing .AS if it had a chance when they had a ween.
Nanaimo wont save yourself from the public eyes .Where you go the cat will follow the putrid stench of rotting fish smell emaning from your degeneracy John .
This is hilarious. I know tons of people out that way, and I’m sure many of them would be more then willing to volunteer some time to put up some flyers.
Easy answer to this next question….but just how stupid ARE the Yaniv’s anyway? Running to Nanaimo isn’t going to make a bad reputation go away. That will follow them wherever they go. It’s going to be just as bad there, if not worse. I look forward to the show though. 3 mentally disturbed Yaniv’s under 1 roof? Oh this is going to be a clown show. Property value in wherever they buy into is going to plummet as soon as people realize Jonathan/Jessica lives there.
The cunt family are trying to escape their “fame”! Won’t work though, the internet goes everywhere so no matter where you try to hide, people will know about your notorious fuckwit son within hours, not days, and warning posters will go up everywhere. Note that the silly old cunt threatened her catfisher with calling the police on him. Miriam, both you and fat Jon could ring the police until the sun went down and they will not come to help you, don’t forget you are accusing the cops of trying to cock your mother and her sister and you have doxed several cops as well as attacked them online. The cops are the last people a cunt like you wants to be ringing. How’s Jon’s wedding plans going, he’s lucky because he can use the wedding dress and engagement ring he bought for Sarah to give to Arianna. What’s that you say? Arianna is Sarah and Sarah is a 55 year old transgender woman in real life? Well you wouldn’t read about it? Just remember fat Jon, every woman you talk to on the net is Sarah, and if not Sarah, Arianna, the internet has you well fucked eh fat Jon? Not literally though as you’d like, that’s never going to happen no knob Bob!
No nob Bob, that one made me giggle a tad. Well more than a tad to be fair ☻
Nanaimo is well known as “The City With No Pity” and won’t put up with the likes of these folks and that fat pedo hunting children.
Only a matter of time after word gets out..
Juz sayin.
It would seem that a few Poster Fairies need to blanket Nanaimo with JYS posters and flyers. Make sure the Yanivs get a proper welcome to the area!
Miriam displays her shitty racism like her son displays his shitty vagina: proudly, and openly!
The grossest people. Just garbage.
Anyone else notice the Freudian slip when she said “pedo”? Then “how do you know me?” LOL. This comment is really just to thank Meow mix for doing more than their part to serve humanity by exposing these predators. You guys rock!
The only order in North America where police can’t touch you is diplomatic Immunity.