Jessica Yaniv Simpson, a repeat criminal and accused sex offender, recently filed a lawsuit against Gerald Funk, a resident of the same condo as Yaniv’s mother Miriam. This comes months after Yaniv (allegedly) assaulted Funk and another senior (Theodore Callis) in their own building. Callis was also sued.
Funk’s counterclaim, the first so far, denies every claim made by Yaniv in his claim, and seeks $3,000 in aggravated and punitive damages. It rightfully states that Yaniv’s lawsuit contains no evidence, nor any description or information related to the injury he has claimed. It goes on to add that Yaniv has repeatedly attempted to circumvent Strata Bylaws and abuse the property with his fake service dog. Lastly, Funk adds that Yaniv filed it for malicious and oppressive reasons, not actual valid problems.
Funk then adds context to support his counterclaim, stating that JY has a history of intimidating and aggressive behaviour towards him and other residents, which has affected his health. He then adds that Yaniv is wrongfully abusing the HRT system, the Civil Resolution Tribunal (where Yaniv tried – and failed – to have the strata be forced to accept the service dog), and small claims court.
Moving on…
Funk then adds that Yaniv, either in a really funny display of stupidity or a weak attempt to look powerful, served this lawsuit on Funk three separate times – by FedEx, Canada Post, and via Miriam. For anyone wondering, one service is sufficient. Yaniv is just a dumbass. Funk states that this may be a breach of his Undertaking because Yaniv is prohibited from contacting him in any way.
Prediction: Yaniv’s claim is baseless and has no evidence. It’s an intimidation tactic, not a valid claim. It will be tossed. Funk’s counterclaim? We’ll leave that to the experts to weigh in on.
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Idiot.
Brilliant news!
I hope Mr Funk gets to hear we’re all behind him and here if he needs financial support – I’m sure a few would happily dip into pockets if he needs it.
Why has our legal expert served Mr Funk THREE times? Intimidation purposes no doubt.
Fecking bully.
This may be the last straw for JY within the BC courts system when it comes to filing any claims whatsoever.
Thinking the same….senior abuse
FRAUD. Criminal Intent to defraud for monetary gain. Witness intimidation, witness harassment, breech of conditions. All sworn to by the hand of the great legal genius Serenity Shithead, esq, EUNUCH at LAW. Claiming all three parties caused exactly the same non-documented injuries to the dainty princess. Verdict? Guilty as the above genius wrote, signed and swore their own confession. What a EUNUCH imbecile!
Yaniv is a fat ass. DFS is cool.
Yeah Yanny is FAT, stupid, and a predator, a waste of space, but sorry to say DFS is NOT cool, they are both losers.
DFS is a turd with still a still intact twig and berries. Yaniv is a bigger turd that’s also an enuch.
I would not bring DFS into the mix, but Paige Dumars is a better example of a transgender.
Canada stands with Mr Funk.
I think it’s fantastic. The fat racist pedo has finally met his match. Yaniv is actually suing the people that he is being criminally charged with assaulting. Below is from a BC legal info site. If this case isn’t vexatious and frivolous, then I don’t know what would be. Let’s all sit back and enjoy while the Yaniv’s make their way to homelessness
“In order to have a legal claim, it must be recognized by the law. A frivolous claim is one that does not disclose a legal cause of action, is incapable of proof, or is otherwise bound to fail. A vexatious claim is one that is brought in order to annoy, frustrate, or antagonize the defendant. A claim may be both frivolous and vexatious.
If a claim is frivolous or vexatious, the claimant will lose and may be penalized up to 10% of the amount of the claim (Small Claims Rules, BC Reg 261/93, 20(5) [SCR]). The penalty could be up to $8,750 on a $35,000 claim; it pays to research your cause of action and limit your claim to the proper amount.”
I have never heard of anyone suing someone for damage / injuries etc in a court of law and who doesn’t produce proof such as receipts / official medical evidence like yaniv repeatedly does. I find it totally bizarre.
Surely this needs reporting to the police in terms of his bail?
The RCMP have proven they will stand back unless PedoSped himself brings them the crime, as in his taser show and tell and his social media doxxing of the cop. Yaniv needs reporting to all the lawyers on both side as officers of the court when they see obvious fraud they have to report it. When Yaniv’s lawyers hear about it (if he has any) they have to recuse themselves as they can’t sanction fraud without themselves getting in deep shit.
this is a breach 100%!
The house of cards is falling for Yaniv. This is going to be entertaining to watch.
Yaniv is an incel
The cops just gotta react to that one to keep faith in the legal system. Sociopaths need removal from general circulation.
Don’t forget miriam yaniv is still enabling his behaviour by serving Mr Funk.
If the book is going to be thrown I hope it slams them both side ways.
The very best this larping pedo EUNUCH could hope for is Miriam as his cell mate. At least he won’t need to fear a broomstick up his ass in the middle of the night. Or will he? HAHAHAHA
I like Gerald already. The man has balls, both literally and figuratively, unlike a certain someone… ahem *Jonboy*, he’s doing something that nobody else has done his far: call out the BCHRT for always letting Jonboy file his lolsuits and weaponize the system. If this doesn’t wake them up, nothing will. Fingers crossed Funk is awarded his claim even if he has to pry it out of Miriam’s fists. Speaking of Miriam, she served papers to Funk, so it’s clear that her and Jon a re w still thick as thieves, she hasn’t changed and this proves it. That acting all nice is just that, an act. Go ahead, Jon, tell her she better have 3K ready just in case… oh and don’t forget the 40K for the car accident lolsuit.
If Gerald brings a private prosecution against EUNUCH boy he is guaranteed a win.
Sometimes I wonder if multiple people use your account. One moment you’re making a great, civil comment. The next it’s like you’re trying to make 4chan look mature.
One thing I know for sure about narcissists, and I know this from both personal experience, is that when they are cornered they lash out. Cruelly, impulsively, and without a morsel of caution. I’ve never encountered someone as emotionally stunted as Jessica in my life; his determination and belief in himself, and ability to absolve himself morally *in his own mind* of any wrongdoing is almost as fascinating as it is utterly vile. I honestly believe that he believes himself the victim in all of these entanglements. I accidentally clicked on something a second ago that brought up the infamous “Elmo” soundbite. Anyone who would think, for a second, that creepy baby voice and filthy language would result in anything but social ostracism is a truly morally bereft person. Add to that the fact that it was sent to a underage girl and it’s stomach turning.
Jessica will attempt to deflect blame and wriggle out of the lawsuits now directed at him in the only way a narcissist knows how: backing into a corner and flailing aimlessly and annoyingly. I predict more money and time wasted, more lawsuits and accusations and general foolishness abounding well into 2023.
Poor Rexy..
As always, my heart bleeds for his dog, an absolute innocent who had the misfortune of being adopted by this shithead, and is now forced to wear a vest covered seam to seam in fake badges. Piece of advice, Jess, dear: a freakish amount of fake service dog badges on the dog does not make it a service dog. It makes it a fake service dog that would be happier on a farm or something, allowed to run and play and be a DOG and not a theatre prop. But instead, Rexy will be dragged here and there in his stupid vest, to court, in crowds, all sorts of places that will prove stressful for him.
I’d say I hope Jessica does jail time, but he will more than likely end up in women’s prison.
What a mess. What an absolute mess.
I took a long break from following this website, because it was just so frustrating to see nothing happen. I honestly hope that Jessica’s reign of terror will be stopped, but as with all narcs, it never ends.
The day when the Yanivs are forced out on the street comes ever so close. Thank god for this old timer stepping up and fighting back. Even though it’s only three grand all it takes is a few of these judgements to push Johnny Tranny and his witch of a mother out of their over leveraged condos and into the streets.
So the RCMP were called to Miriam’s condo tonight because she wouldn’t answer the phone when Johnny demanded, and he’s not used to mummy telling him “no”, so he went over, breaking the rules and shouted at her.
What was so important that he needed to talk to her tonight I wonder? Could it be that he’s trying to get his story straight?
Here’s the thing Johnny, no one believes you, even your own mother, your lies are too frequent and to obvious. You do not have a service dog, you have a dog. You didn’t get that dog because you needed one, or wanted a creature companion to love and share life with, you got it as a prop to make you look more disabled and not just fat. That’s why you’ve got spike choke collars and shock collars because you never trained him in any way, so he’s outta control. The day he’s taken off you I’ll open champagne.
Perhaps you’re finally starting to realise that no, filing 100 lawsuits doesn’t equal a payday from at least one of them, and in glad someone is standing up to you.
Your lawsuits are the most poorly worded, written nonsense I’ve ever seen. It’s just a rant full of buzzwords like “transphobic” and “service dog”, full of easily to prove false lies and you think they’ll just take your word if you tap enough. How’s that worked out so far? Did you win the waxing cases that you said to Blaire White you “definitely would be, there’s no doubt”. – oh no, you lost and had to pay them, bet that stung didn’t it chubs?
You’ll lose again, and again, and again until you’re either bankrupt or learn your lesson.
Get your chequebook out, get ready to write that man a $3000 cheque, and do as you’re told and stay away from Miriam’s condo, stop dragging her in as an accessory to you lies and crimes, and take your pet dog to a shelter, because a fatass like you isn’t gonna be walking him or loving him because you don’t even know what love is. Go let the poor animal go so at least he has a bright future.
I’d pity you Yaniv, but you’re clearly a sex offender, a violent man, a predator, a racist (as told by a judge) and a scanning opportunist who has never failed to bag a win. You’re not gonna get rich quick by having a fake service dog, being trans and going to court.
You’ll lose, and we’ll laugh, the usual.
Oh by the way fatass, the sites online that claim they’ll do your homework or essays are easily picked up by basic plagiarism software. So you can’t cheat those either, so go do your work, or get ready to fail, again.
I’m not even mentioning your posts about teen girls, you might as well just write and admit you’re a castrated pedophile.
“…and do as you’re told and stay away from Miriam’s condo, stop dragging her in as an accessory to you lies and crimes,…”
I find his mother just as complicit as he is, if her punishment for dragging up such a lowlife of a son is enduring his crazy shit behaviour then so be it – they deserve every ounce of the misery they cause each other.
This a woman who
• openly lies in court
• is as racist as her son
• disrespects the court, her neighbours and everything the country that allowed her in stands for
• verbally abuses and physically attacks and/or attempts to attack reporters
• shielded her son when he attacked a reporter with a cane
• screams at their neighbours
• tries to con the court of cash in the same way her son does
• thinks nothing of accusing blokes of sexual assault and beating her up
• is as much a hypochondriac and acts as entitled as he does
• uses suicide to try and sway a court
• threatens and harasses people just like him
• is as foul mouthed and as vindictive as he is, both online and IRL.
She could have refused to hand over those papers to Mr Funk but she didn’t. She enables her nonce of a son every step of the way. She’s not dragged into anything, she’s a willing participant.
Gerald should include Miriam as an accomplice in his private prosecution. Let’s see how much motherly love there is when she realizes she’s in this just as deep as the Pedo EUNUCH and she stands to lose perhaps more than him as he has nothing.
Play stupid games cunt, win stupid prizes. You should know never to fuck with old people, they’ve been around and they have the experience. When this gets to court, the Funkmaster & his very experienced lawyer is going to fuck you right in the fat arse. Have a shit day cock breath.
Trevor, we all hate Jon here. It’s what brings us together, like family. I appreciate the intensity and tenacity of your commentary surrounding Mr. Yaniv, truly I do. Though sometimes there is a bit too much intensity, and a bit too much tenacity in the content of your statements. The truth is that if Jon is getting to you in any way, he has won. Don’t let Jon win. Lighten up, have a drink, and enjoy the show.
Bring on da Noize, BRING ON DA FUNK!!!
Go Mr. Funk, go!!!! Can’t wait to see this gong show pay out. This guy is a hero in my opinion. Tick Tok Jon.
If you look at North America its pedophiles who are very vocal who get caught.JV is playing with fire by being as vocal as he is would not shock me if he faces some very serious charges soon.
It must be eating away at yaniv seeing the support for Mr Funk and not being able to say anything publicly.
Seethe and dilate yaniv.
Jon is in crisis mode, its a yanivnobyl meltdown
I hope MeowMix has tried contacting Mr. Funk to give him some pointers and a bit of ammo about stinkybitch to help him along ?
Hahaha yes! Advantage: FUNK!
Deary me, so now yaniv is threatening to file against charity shops. The yanivs are having to lower their sights in these tough economic times, gone are the heady days of wanting $25K from Merle Norman and $500K+ from 3 waxers (JCCF related), now it’s hospice shops.
Desperate to get that Funky $3000 together.
I don’t know about anyone else but I’m still waiting for his Twitter and Instagram filings.
Most staff at these stores are volunteers would not shock me if he sued them as well.
@jaime
Imagine a family being so bloody trashy that they would even consider suing a hospice charity.
The way things are going for jonny he won’t be able to afford to shop anywhere else but charity shops, he best think on. Biting the hand that clothes them eh.
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I am not sure is he really put much thought it this it really could back fire on the fat slob.
Forgot to add…
The hospice charity has a connection with Fraser Health.
jonny’s long standing hatred re Fraser health rears its ugly head again.
The other thing i am sure he has been warned not to sue for his mother in the past.
To tune the Funky Town
Yaniv is Fucked
Oh yes, Yaniv is fucked
Yaniv is gonna loose, gonna loose, gonna loose
We laugh about it, laugh about it, laugh about it
and then laugh some more and more and more
Mommy won’t lie anymore, anymore, anymore
Dog is fake, dog is fake dog is fake
Yaniv is gonna loose, yeah yeah