Jessica Yaniv Simpson and Miriam Yaniv both had court hearings scheduled for today, Mar 4, 2022. JY’s in relation to his alleged assault on Keean Bexte, and Miriam was scheduled for a final hearing in relation to her charge of uttering threats.

JY was up first and, lucky for us and not for him, the Judge and Crown are on to his games. Patrick Johnston (name confirmed) did appear today with Yaniv, both by video. Yaniv still hasn’t washed his hair, as it appears to be greased down to his scalp. Apparently he confused “wet look” with “well oiled”.
The Judge started the hearing by confirming Johnston was not available for the Mar 18 trial date as scheduled. Crown was clearly concerned about JY’s history of firing counsel right before trial and then asking for a delay and made sure to say as much. The Judge announced that he was seizing himself to this case, meaning he would hear all related matters from now on. The Judge added that he has become very familiar with the case now.
Crown and the Judge seemed to agree that JY’s past adjournments were a problem and a future risk and agreed that they needed to manage the case better. This means approving Crown’s application for a lawyer to be on hand to cross examine Keean Bexte at trial, should JY go as far as to fire Johnston, and granting a short adjournment so Johnston can bring himself up to speed. The Judge emphasized that the next trial date WILL go ahead as scheduled, even if JY shows up without counsel.
Crown also took a moment to add a comment about JY’s statements earlier this week where he slandered past lawyers and the court, accusing them of intentionally mismanaging his case, and not understanding the “complexities” of his adjournments. It seems Crown took that personally.
Crown asked the Judge to not place any weight on JY’s assertions about the nature of prior without notice to Crown and opportunity for everyone else to weigh in on the matter. The Judge was quick to say that he had not. He stated twice that he placed no weight on JY’s claims and he wasn’t even looking for it. He said it just “came out”, implying that JY was blabbering in Court for no reason. JY was visibly twitching on video and kept trying to interrupt Crown and the Judge to speak.
Quick note…he kept grabbing his throat when he tried to speak. Trying to sound feminine? Failing.
Nobody let JY interrupt them so he shut up.
Crown, again without prompting, also expressed that they were concerned that JY may file an application to have his fake service dog Rexy in the courtroom and that they would need to set aside time to hear that application if he did.
The Judge responded quickly and said, “That application would come before me. Not anybody else. We will deal with it in that way.”
Yaniv was then given the chance to speak, which he of course took, and then he mumbled on, barely getting words out. He said he believes he understood the reasons why past lawyers were dismissive (his word…), then said he picked up Crowns application but not disclosure, and that Crown stated that this case would attract significant media attention and JY agrees with that. He said this is why counsel cut ties with him. He then said he was thrown around like a hockey puck from counsel to counsel without any say whatsoever.
Note…he used this expression “thrown around like a hockey puck” in the earlier hearing this week. Please, fellow Canadian’s, tell JY what you think of his sports references in the comments below.
He adds that Andrew Coulthard was ok with the media attention but JY says he wasn’t okay with Coulthard’s delays. Sure JY, sure.
JY goes on to say that lawyers and officers of the court are supposed to be ready and prepared to deal with any type of matter, regardless of attention that may come. The Judge didn’t give a shit, telling JY that his decisions today were based on other factors and not his difficulties with previous counsel.
JY now has to go to the JCM list to have a trial date set. This date will happen Monday, March 7, at 1:30 pm. We will update the trial date after that.
Crown estimated that the trial would take one day, but the Judge encouraged him to book two. Crown said they would interview two police officers and that there was four minutes of CCTV footage (thank God!) being shown as evidence. When Crown said they had CCTV video, JY waved a hand in the air, seeming concerned.
Overall, the Judge seemed unimpressed with JY’s games and ready to take the case to trial as soon as possible. Should JY attempt any more scams to delay the court, the Judge is ready. JY was visibly uncomfortable. I think he knows he’s fucked.
On to Miriam’s case…
This was a circus! JY and Miriam appeared in person and they were pathetically, well, pathetic. Crown started by saying that having the public observe the case had caused Miriam to want to shut down in the past. Multiple members of the public objected today and the Judge – and Crown – went to bat for them, saying that Miriam’s lawyer needed a good reason to exclude the public from a public courtroom. At one point Miriam and JY were complaining that the court results were being posted to social media and she wanted them to be private.
Miriam was shouting at the Judge – as was JY – from the gallery and they were scolded by the Judge for doing so. The Judge said the defense lawyer was to speak for Miriam and that was that. Defense argued that Miriam has anxiety, which the Judge said everyone in court has. Defense argued Miriam has mental health concerns, which the Judge said did not overrule the publics right to participate. However…that soon changed.
After a brief recess, defense counsel Sarah Grewal came back and asked the court for a public exclusion under section 486 of the Canada Criminal Code. Unfortunately, before she could be specific about her basis, the Judge cut her off.
Turns out that a previous Judge in Miriam’s case, Judge Hamilton, had stated that Miriam’s future hearings should be held in a room not equipped with MS Teams. With that order, the hearing was closed to the public.
Regardless, any order or sentence that comes from this hearing, which is being moved to another room or date (TBD), will be available to the public.
My personal opinion is that this was a pathetic display of weakness and cowardice by the Yaniv’s. They think they’ve won something here but the reality is they’ve only further aggravated the court and their neighbours. The reality is that the court order would have been finalized and it would all be over now if she had just accepted it. Now she has to say stressed longer, and the order will still be public. Any sentence Miriam receives starts at the sentencing date. That could have been last week. Or the week before. Or today.
Finally! Finally! Finally JY is getting fucked! He must be SO happy!! Oh wait…..
I bet he didn’t think he would end up fucking himself.
Other Judges let him get away with a lot in the past, it’s nice to finally see a hard-ass put his foot down in Jon’s antics… I mean with the frequency that Jon always ends up in court, he was going to run into a No-BS Judge eventually… unfortunately for Jon, it wasn’t a little frivolous Walmart lawsuit… but his assault case of all things… the one case where he needed a friendly Judge he can play victim too and try and manipulate. đ
I guess with all Jon’s legal woes he probably won’t have time to get the “wringer out and end me”. I hate unreliable people. I mean, a grown man threatens to end you on FB you’d think he would at least follow through. Ha, ha John you coward, looks like you have bigger fish to fry than me right now!!! Just remember, everything you are going through in court you caused yourself. It’s called consequences and maybe a bit of karma to boot. Have fun!!!
Seriously now when a Judge seizes a case under circumstances such as these it menas he is pissed and convinced that defendnat is attempting to manipulate the system/play people for fools. This bodes VERY poorly for Fat Jon!
What do you want to bet Jon made such a negative impression on him, he probably went into records and checked up on all of Jon’s past cases and he decided he was going to be the one to stop Jonboy from manipulating the system on this case.
Gary that isn’t supposed to happen but it absolutely does. JY’s antics have caused the judge to take a personal interest in his case and that is rarely a good thing!
Well Mr Yaniv you have at last succeeded in something. Just not what anyone else would ever try to do.
You have succeeded in being banned from your mother’s condo. A good thing it stops you abusing her.
You have succeeded in new strata laws at your mums building that will see her evicted.
You have succeeded in managing to unite every other relative of those in your mum’s building to the point they all want to sit down & have a friendly chat with you to sort out the issues.
Finally you have succeeded in the crown realising all of your scams and lies. They are onto you. If you attempt to get rexie in or you make any excuse for a no show or a delay you will be remanded in pretrial. You have succeeded in making the judge think everything you say is a lie. You have managed to make sure your punishment will be the upper level.
Finally you have succeeded in being considered a risk for any future trial. Which means Surrey pretrial.
Congratulations on your quite remarkable success. It’s fair to say not even DFS could do it so completely.
JGY have also suceeded in being a worse lolcow than Chris Chandler. This will allow people to troll him and Kiwi Farms will make him more well-documented than he previously is. Someone from Kiwi Farms needs to remake the Lolcow Wiki.
By “want to sit down & have a friendly chat with you to sort out the issues” I assume you mean “want to take a baseball bat to your fat lump of a head”
This assault on Keean Bexte happened more than two years ago, it’s about bloody time Big Jon was made to pay for it. Seriously, if someone had punched my lights out, I’d be mighty pissed off they kept playing the court for fools. Only Big Jon is arrogant and stupid enough to deny the assault, despite it being caught on camera. Contempt of court charges will probably be added to his list of charges. Yaniv will not be able to keep himself under control during the trial. He’ll start ranting and raving the moment someone says something he doesn’t like. 1:30 pm that’s 18:30 pm in Blighty.
Regarding the MIriam update Miriam has anxiety issues in court lol hey do did I babe and I am a lawyer! Yeah you don’t get to escape punishment for your crimes by claiming it is making you suffer–that is the whole POINT of puishment you loon. Maybe you should have thought bout that a bit earlier, eh? Anyway LMAO!
Jail Time JYS
What are the odds that Frankentranny will become more desperate and dramatic to gain another adjournment by tying poor Rexy’s dog leash to his neck and jump out his car window, while videoing, for proof?
That wood b kewl and sheeeit.
Please don’t give Jon any ideas. JY just needs to let this all play out. Weekend jail sentences in BC?
Wondering where one is able buy Frankentranny’s “YANIV IS A FAT PEDO TRANNYMAN” or “I WENT TO FAT PEDO TRANNYMAN YANIV’S TRIAL AND ALL HE GOT WAS ANOTHER ADJOURNMENT AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS T-SHIRT” t-shirts, hoodies, touques and/or mugs?
Is there a kiosk set up at the court buildings or would these items be purchased online?
Juz asking for a friend . . .
HL
YES! What I say… I LOVE this Judge. No nonsense, doesn’t put up with Jon’s BS and cuts straight to the chase and he saw through everything Jon was trying to do to delay the case yet again. Jon can forget about Rexy’s application, this Judge ain’t going to let him bring that dog in so he should withdraw the application now, Who knows how the Judge is going to react when he finds out Jon doesn’t even have a proper certificate for it and that he was trying to scam his way through.
It’s great to hear that someone finally made Jon sweat bullets today. If he hasn’t realized by now that he is in some deep, deep shit (even though the Yaniv’s clearly love them some scat play these days) then screw it, it’ll just be fun watching him burn.
This was a great run through of proceedings, MM, thank you and also individual(s) who took the time and sat in court and made notes
If this concludes as it appears to, Rexy might stand a chance at being re-homed by a loving family or a professional that can give it the proper care & training that Jessica has neglected to do. I’ll be keeping tabs on the local shelters when JY is convicted. I know a few people that are well equipped to give Rexy the care it needs, and I’ll personally pay the cost to rescue it from the SPCA to make sure it gets a good home. (anywhere that isn’t with Jessica is essentially a good home, in comparison)
“Iâll personally pay the cost to rescue it from the SPCA to make sure it gets a good home.”
You’re a good man my friend.
And after reading comments over the last couple months from people here concerned about Rexy’s well being, you sir, provide some comforting of people’s faith in humanity during these troubling liberal progressive “woke” times.
Perhaps an online charity page (not gofundme) can be initiated to help recover your costs or for others to contribute and participate in Rexy’s home “hunting”.
Just have to wait and and see how this dangerous bag of pedo scum Frankentranny’s debacle plays out with eager anticipations and high hopes now for a “no bullshit judge” conviction/incarceration finale.
Fingers arms legs toes and eyes crossed ! !
What I wouldn’t give to get my hands on video tape of BOTH of today’s court happenings!!
I am being obtuse, â JY and Miriam appeared in personâ. If they were in court in person, where were the service dogs?
â Crown, again without prompting, also expressed that they were concerned that JY may file an application to have his fake service dog Rexy in the courtroomâ
Have the Yanivâs set a precedent by not showing up with their dogs that they can appear without their service animals?
ALSO, Patrick Johnston has to be JYSâ council. Mama Yaniv better have deep pockets because this lawyer will charge the the felon and frustration rate. The basic rate plus a multiplier for each time JYS tries to help, contact by e-mail or call him.
My prediction Johnston sets up the court date, JYS fires him and pleads guilty. Then JYS goes on a ramble to âmitigate and rationalizeâ the behaviour then pleads broke and couldnât present a proper defence. Crown submits cctv, Judge gets grumpy, JYS gets 90 days and 2 yrs probation. Out in 30 days. Next trial ( Billboard Chris?) 60 days not served gets added to another 90 day sentence.
You are correct they appeared in person without a dog.
And JY will not see jail
MM can you clarify something…. So Jon appeared by video for his assault charge, but he came in person with his mother for her threats charge? Weren’t they in the same place, though? Last time Jon said he’ll be here because he was having his mom’s things that day. How come he appeared by video in one, but in person the other when they were at the same venue?
Same court house, different rooms, and 4 hours apart.
He went alone to his own hearing, and went with his mom to hers
@meowmix don’t be so sure. The fat man has been found out by the crown. If one CP and judge realises this they all do. Unless frankentranny shuts up, behaves normally he will end up with time. Most likely for contempt of court. It all boils down to this, can Jon be normal, not abuse the court, keep his gob shut, plead guilty, not delay, not submit for Rexy, not mess up probation, not get any more charges, pay fines…if not this is the start of the end. His behaviour in this trial coupled with his not guilty plea when guilt is without a doubt will already mean the upper end of punishment. The next trial will build on that point.
I really hope the judge allows the fake service dog in the courtroom.
Why? Simple, so the judge can see its not a service dog, and through misbeheaving in the courtroom adding more charges and fines to Yaniv.
But your honour I’m a lawyer- you’re fucked Jon! Why didn’t you bring the service do- we all know why?
One card left in his deck is his imaginary âcomplex regional pain syndromeâ he can pull out and claim canât attend court. Supposedly its tough to diagnose or refute. I dont know how the judge would react to that request for yet another delay.
A surer way to delay is to send a foto the day of the trial to the judge, showing his pink cane stuck in his coin slot in the bathtub, complete with a note that he called 911 for the fire department to deal with the issue.
I’m on a similar thread with you here, Claude…but I’m betting on a psych hospitalization as opposed to your ”complex regional pain diagnoses” theory. Same idea, just a different diagnosis on March 17th (or in the days leading up to court on 3/18). We shall see…!
Popcorn ready.
@claude
“showing his pink cane stuck in his coin slot”
LMAO.
Sounds like you’ve described a “human corndog”, if you will, but substituting the beef wiener for a fake meatless soy wiener.
Perhaps Christopher Scarver could provide his personal “recipe” of preparations, ingrediencies and sheeeit.
So who wants to make a wager…regarding the Crown and Judge’s assurance that Yaniv’s trial WILL actually go ahead and in fact take place on March 18th…correct? Even if Jon decides to try and fire Johnston? Right? It’s an absolute ”definite” assurance?
Well…what happens if, on the eve of March 17, Jon decides to play-once again- the “real” psych card with a “real” suicide attempt (in English, a small step up from the “hundreds” of previous ”threats”/”attempts” he’s claimed prior)? Should Jon manage to convince the psych hospital staff, that “this time I really, REALLY and truly mean it…cross my heart (and cross my eyes this time, too)…THIS time I REALLY DO MEAN IT”! What happens if he somehow is just convincing enough that he manages to get himself hospitalized? I know little about Canadian law, and in particular the extreme extent of the Yaniv’s playbook, but I am just wondering if this in fact might yet once again be Jon’s way of “buying more time”? @MeowMix…is it possible?
You never know what someone will do when their back is against the wall.
I can imagine Jon with a little paper cut on his wrist screaming “LOOK! I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF! LOOK! SEE? I’LL KILL MYSELF!”
They’re so pathetic as they try and delay everything every time, it’s like buying yourself some temporary breathing room an inch at a time, what’s the point? Pull up your big boy panties and take what’s coming instead of the endless worrying. You’d think Mama Yaniv would learn this after Ilana… after all, her sister didn’t make out too bad, 1 year probation and Miriam would probably get the same… instead she moves to delay it even further. smh.
@Gary,
What’s truly pathetic is this easily manipulated sock prancing nancy dancing liberal progressive society’s court system/authorities that has repeatedly burdened taxpayer’s monies in courts by bowing down and “fluffy glove” pandering to this manipulative dangerous pedophilic man, all man, will expire as a man, pretending for all to witness to be a female while committing over and over and over again his destructive fraudulent “ball waxing’s” scams of small and frivolous lawsuits of big businesses , insurance companies, social services and now his illegitimate “self trained” service dog once again drawing ill gotten tax payer funded delays of costly court proceedings, administration fees, etc. etc.
The lawyers, judges and court systems phuckin luv it.
Tax payers phuckin despise it.
Just end it already.
“âAs me old granny used to say before they carried her home to glory, there’s three parts to a good sermon. First The Hook, then lay on The Guilt, then you deliver The Sting. I’ll be sending the collection plate round shortly.â
Jon pissed the judge off for wasting the courts time with bullshit delays and now going to show him the consequences for doing that. Something Jon rarely encounters. 2022 is the year Jon truly learns the meaning of this word.
The judge knows the only way to get Yaniv to stop doing his antics is to put him in jail for a few months. Welcome to the real world Jon.
They say up above he won’t see any jail time but good Lord!! He attacked Keean, threatened Chris and now assaulted the elderly. Threatening the elderly in their own homes is just a new kind of low. Isn’t that enough for a 30 day stint or something? Maybe not this time but by the third trial for this? I don’t know how it isn’t although he would probably be much better served by long-term psychiatric care except that doesn’t exist anymore. I like this judge though; he sees right through him.
@Jack Yaniv Not only bullshitting the court, I also get the impression this Judge takes his profession seriously and runs a tight ship and what does Jon do? Act like a lippy brat and Blatantly disrespects him (like Jon always does with other Judges) in his own courtroom… not smart.
@Terri I guess I’m personally cautiously optimistic about this. I hope he faces some sort of jail time and this Judge already hates his guts so that’s promising… but you never know what will happen.
The big man is going to have to walk a fine line as the judge is on to him.
“The big man is going to have to walk a fine line”
RAOTPFLMFPAO ! ! !
Have you seen this plodding Frankentranny galumph and schlepp his way around when he attacked the Rebel reporters?
I see nobody has contributed to MM’s “NoteâŠhe used this expression âthrown around like a hockey puckâ in the earlier hearing this week. Please, fellow Canadianâs, tell JY what you think of his sports references in the comments below.” so here’s my “sports reference” contribution, pertaining to hockey, lol.
Phuck me this bumbling lumbering plough ox of a man walks like a young child starting to ice skate, I mean, those phuckin ankles bent over inside like they can’t take any more weight, or pounding, edging on snapping.
He phuckin walks as bad a Hiden Biden, America’s current “Sniffer In Chief”, who’s another documented pedophile.
Matter of fact, when you watch the nancy dancing sock prancer, another documented pedo, she walks funny too.
Must be the “pedo walk” or “silly walk” or sumthin that pedo’s do do.
“I have a silly walk and I’d like to obtain a government grant to help develop it.”
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2hwqki
What sentence is Jon likely to get?
For the charge he facing he would not get much jail time the real risk for the big man is contempt of court and perjury.
Why no jail time – JY has a history!? He had a taser after all. How is this not on his record? Did the troon loving court system drop that charge?
JY does not have a criminal record at this time. The weapons charge was “conditionally discharged”. After serving a year on probation, the charge was purged from his record.
TRBB
I think on the assault he will get jail time but won’t serve more then a few months.It has nothing to do with with who he has its how our system works you get 2 years and for the most part serve a few months.
If It was jail time would it be in a menâs jail or a womenâs jail, realistically?
Imho it would be a womens prison since It has a Neovagina (Aka Deep festering pit of Ooze / Axe Wound / Ohh mah gawd put a robe on it scares the kids! )
Iâm sure JY loves the idea of going to a womenâs prison. I bet JY has been watching 1970s âlesbians in jailâ video nasties. Hope they put JY in solitary for everyoneâs protection.
Yâall are forgetting this is happening in loony left BC, almost as fucked up as âThe Land of Fruits and Nutsâ further south on the same coast. I bet the judge has already had a call from his boss reminding him that progressive BC doesnât want to to have the media reporting the province is transphobic. Just as a reminder the judiciary has to answer to higher powers, they donât get to run amok creating decisions that go against the laws set down by Provincial Parliament. who are the clowns that decide the reach of Human Rights for all residents. Dog help any BC asshole, judiciary or elected member if they openly try to defy anything in the Rights and Charters, which then Iâm sure our far left loving blackface juvenile fucking PM will step in and set everyone âstraightâ. Lol, see what I did there?
In any case, itâs monumentally stupid to pre-emptively seek to sanction a judge. If youâre gonna do it, do it AFTER whatever punishment gets handed down to you.