This past weekend, Jessica Yaniv Simpson, pedophile and pervert, livestreamed over an hour of his DJ’ing. Thankfully, several of us were watching and we captured some good stuff – including him sharing the young girls he was watching on Omegle.
The video is an hour long, but MeowMix minions have taken the time to sort out the highlights for you. You can watch it all, or skip down and see the timestamped highlight list.
0:00: Chinzilla appears. Awful music, all the usual fake fans. Jonny actually thinks these are real fans and he isn’t being trolled. Meanwhile, in the real world, links to this livestream are spreading like wildfire across social media so everyone can get in on the lolz. Note that Yaniv is wearing a wrist brace on his right hand. Too much masturbation? Also noteworthy is that the life alert pendant has returned. And why is he wearing “that”? Does he think this is how 33-year-old women dress? And what’s with the dyed grey highlight in the front of his hair?
2:44: This is brief but it makes me cringe each time. That head tilt! Makes you want to kick his head the rest of the way over.
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3:06: THIS IS THE BIGGEST PART FOLKS. Yaniv grabs his phone from it’s bracket and turns it to show his computer monitor where you see he’s watching people on Omegle. Yaniv’s cam is shown on the bottom, and the top shows two young girls. If I had to guess, they’re between 9 and 12 years old. It’s at this time that Yaniv has his biggest smile, his face flushes, and he looks genuinely excited. This lasts a few seconds before Yaniv realizes that he’s just exposed himself as a pedo – again – and he returns the phone to it’s home.
Immediately after returning the camera back, Yaniv, still beaming a bright smile and staring intently at his monitor, starts playing “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred. Was he hoping the “I’m too sexy for my shirt” line would resonate with these young girls?
Instead of showing the young girls here, which you can see in the clip, I’m showing you Yaniv’s face. I want you to see how big and bright this smile is. He’s connected with two young tweens on Omegle and he is THRILLED.
When’s the last time you saw Yaniv smile like that? His face got pretty serious, almost nervous looking, after returned the phone.
It get’s dull here for a few minutes, so take a minute to think bigger here. Yaniv is sitting here, dressed like that, because he genuinely thinks he has fans and people want to watching “DJ”. Yaniv think he’s genuinely attractive. Think about that. His moobs and his belly bounce together like they’re eating a sandwich and he thinks people are actually a fan of him.
6:50: Some weird Siri thing. Nothing great. Just awkward watching him.
8:30: Yaniv chants, “Put some clothes on, put come clothes on”. No idea who he’s talking to. Side note…It’s hilarious watching all those names join the stream and watching Yaniv. Names that I know are friends of the Mix and Yaniv is sitting there thinking he’s popular.
Random thought….what’s worse? The cheesy family quotes wall art, the white undecorated Christmas tree, or the zebra print thing in the background?
15:30: Lots of strange smiling here, and even some mumbling. No idea what he’s mumbling about. It could be singing a line or two. The dancing continues, and Yaniv repeatedly eyefucks himself looking at his own camera. AGP much?
18:00: A user named “radoov” appears and starts sending Jon hilarious messages. The typical “bobs and vagene” style compliments. Yaniv seems to take them seriously for a bit, even waving at him. This becomes even more funny at 19:30, when Yaniv appears a little flustered and breathless over it.
Jonathan…you’re being trolled and you’re too stupid to know. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, will ever compliment you that way for real. Think about it. Would you say it to someone like you, Jon?
23:55: Radoov is still trolling Yaniv and he notices it again. He blushes and flutters his eyelashes. Anyone still think he’s not a gay male? This happens again at 24:45. His natural reaction is to look a few times, blush, and then shyly look away.
24:15: Someone says “hi grandma!” and JY replies, “heeeyyyyyy”.
25:08: What the actual flashing fuck is this? What is that banana slug doing? Nobody wants to see that Jon! Put away the moob!
25:30: Yaniv turns the camera to show his screen again. A guy in a hoodie is messaging him on Omegle, saying, “Hi nana, weee neeeed boobs, we need nudes.” At 25:57 Yaniv replies, “You’re not getting nudes”. Jon, do you think that guy was serious? Really?
26:18: Listen closely – he has his “mixing” software set to say “Elmo” when he wants. Also interesting is how Yaniv is actually taking this seriously. He thinks this is good DJ’ing, good music, and people are interested in it. Pathetic, really.
28:15: Yaniv shouts, “I’m a girlllll“. No you’re not, dipshit. You’re an autogynephilic male. There’s nothing trans about you. He follows it up with, “Bitch I have a fucking pussy so fuck off.” I think he meant to say, “bitch I AM a fucking pussy.”
As MeowMix has stated a million times over, outside of porn, women generally don’t use the word “pussy”. This is what horny, desperate males do. Horny desperate males like Jon.
31:05: His moob/stomach Pacman moves are in full effect here. Can’t. Stop. Laughing. Also, for someone in extreme pain and a person with fused hips, he sure does a lot of bobbing around – including pivoting at his hips.
32:45: Random mumbling and swearing about how he can’t find anything on his computer. For a tech expert he sure sucks at tech stuff. Every time he “DJ’s” he seems to struggle to find songs. He goes on and on about “it’s going to be so hard to mix this.” The transition he tries after this is actually really awful.
33:23: Someone says, “Have you seen my dildo?”
35:00: He starts singing Dido. It’s awful.
37:00: After rambling about how hard it is to mix something, he poorly mixes in an Eminem song. And then starts rapping it.
38:20: Someone asks if he has a certain song and he says no. I only point this out because people ask him for songs on all of his DJ streams and he never has any, but he gloated about having nearly a terabyte of music.
41:05: He tells someone they’re really hot. Not sure who, but he has the same pedo-cheery face as he did at the start of the video with the 10-year-old girls, so I would assume it’s another tween.
42:50: Yaniv shouts, “Jesus Christ I don’t want to see your dick”, with a massive smile. That’s ironic coming from someone with a long history of showing his egg dick to people.
43:10: Yaniv says he’s going to mix Alicia Keys in and complains about how hard it will be. He keeps doing this, as if he’s working a real job or taking on some actual task. He even takes a deep breath and tries to look like he’s taking on some heavy load. Dude, you’re pressing a few buttons and not even doing it well. You have all the finesse of a sack of potatoes, and the exact same shape. He then proceeds to “mix it in”. It’s ridiculously awful.
44:00: One of the users that has been trolling him throughout finally gets blocked. Yaniv does his stupid head tilt and smug look. Meanwhile, 40 more of us are still recording. Yaniv’s smile quickly fades and you can tell he’s annoyed.
45:45: We know Yaniv is using filters to smooth his face out. It normally looks like a melted candle that someone blew out and the wax hardened on one side first. If you look very carefully in the background, where his face meets the zebra pattern behind him, as he moves towards the left side of the screen you can see the filter struggling to keep up. The zebra pattern distorts and stretches.
45:45: More Elmo. Several minutes of random babbling here about how hard it is to “DJ”.
53:40: God this guy is boring to watch. It’s like watching the little trails of slime that slugs leave on sidewalks dry. It’s awful music, awful “mixing”, and that face, ugh. That fucking face. No filter in the world can make that face appealing.
The livestream ended shortly after. Nothing else interesting happened.
Dear People Being Sued For Hurting Pig Vomit’s Hips,
He’s faking his hip injuries just as much as he’s faking being a “girl”, a DJ, an activist and “not fat at ALL!”. I would suggest you counter sue but the only things he has of value are not in his name because Mommy pays for everything and also, well, they’ve been in that cesspool of a condo so, better not. You think Covid-19 is bad? Better Covid than Yaniv Germs. Gross.
Love, Abby The Helper.
Looks like Jonny has ruined one more thing by association – being a stylish grandma for those of us who are friends of MeowMix AND Grandmas with style & attitude. I did have to laugh at the troll calling him grandma & him not seeing it for the insult it was about his hair, makeup (filters) & sense of style (looks like he is still sharing a closet with Miriam) not to mention taste in music & lack of DJ mixing skills. Plus, I have seen 80 year olds who still have a better rack than that poor chest fat excuse for a manboob. Would like to know what LIveMe’s excuse for for not kicking him off the platform after such a blatant example of of his pediphilia.
Thank you Meow Mix for pointing out that Yaniv’s age preference is 9-11 yr old girls. Everybody needs to be aware of this. Keep that pedophile freak away from any children at all costs.
My nomination for the 2020 MM Wordsmithing Awards:
“His moobs and his belly bounce together like they’re eating a sandwich”
You get a huge thrill when you exclaim, “I’m a girl and I have a wet arse pussy” to underage girls on the net don’t you Jon? Let me let a few facts hit home. You’re not a fucking girl, there is not one semblance of you is female. You looked like a total cock head when you dressed as a bloke, the goofirest fucking ugliest fuckwit I have ever seen with that stupid fucking grin on your face.
As far as having a pussy, Jon, Jon, Jon, stop fucking saying that mate, it’s totally cringey and it’s not fucking tru, you have a tiny cock and you will never have a pussy because you’re to much of a lazy, fat fucking slob so they won’t touch you, not to mention not meeting the psychological requirements.
What you actually are is a massive, grossly obese, angry, lonely, aggressive, delusional, masculine bloke with a beer guts on you that makes you look nine months pregnant (OOH John, did you get a big thrill when I said you look pregnant), and a gullet under your chin that clearly shows one of your parents was a pelican. You are not trans, you are a cross-dressing fetishist with a penchant for tampons & fantasies involving them & underage teens in public toilet stalls & searching for underage teen victims on the net like an experienced paedophile. You dress like Margaret Thatcher except her tits were heaps bigger than yours, and they were real. You don’t have a cunt you fat dimwit you are one.
I don’t condone violence but I seriously don’t think a bullet-proof vest is going to help you in the long run, if they want you they’ll get you and to be honest you need your fucking head punched in.
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Take a breath dude. Let’s not give Yaniv any help. He’ll hang himself eventually, figuratively or literally.
Oh and one last thing…If Johnny boy has ‘A fucking pussy’ why is he going for GRS next month? Surely he doesn’t need two ‘Pussies’ The lies pour out of Yaniv’s mouth as easy as water flows from a tap.
I’m just gonna leave this here.
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Youll never see boobs like Yanivs on any girls, because girls dont have moobs and they dont live in your armpits you monstrous whale of a man! You just try to stuff as much fat as you can in those cheap walmart bras that dont help that Amazon figure you have, its like Amazon meets the blob. Ive never seen a belly that big stuffed into spanx that move as one unit, look at that thing bounce! I bet its uncomfortable as hell to be him, he carries so much weight in his neck(bahahahaha) and around his double spare tire, no wonder he huffs and puff so hard just sitting there.
Btw, if you listen close, hes got porn playing in the songs, you can hear the girl moans every so often, either that or hes got porn on in the background watching it while he pretends to dj
I could mix better music with my car stereo and my radio station presets.
In the year 3000, the quote “ His moobs and his belly bounce together like they’re eating a sandwich,” will be on a coffee mug in a spaceship somewhere. Generations of my family for years to come will be honored that they had an ancestor (myself) who read this firsthand. Thank you for this.
watching from the side lines
I enjoy the work you folks are doing, but consider some of your suppositions just don’t work.
If Yaniv is gay, then he’s exclusively attracted to men, not prepubescent girls.
If he is gay, then he’s also not attracted to his mom, and your theory about incest loses credibility.
If he is attracted to prepubescent girls, then he’s a not a homosexual, he’s a pedophile.
If he’s gay, then he wouldn’t get a sexual kick out of seeing “tits and pussy” in women’s change rooms.
As fun as it is to sling insults at the bloke, your theories are somewhat mutually exclusive.
I think it is most likely that Yaniv is attracted exclusively to females, and is a pedophile. It fits the evidence. Yaniv being gay contradicts much of the evidence
I personally think he’s just sick obsessed in the way teenage boys are, which would make sense as it’s almost the same way as incels just one has a reason to be immature (hint: it’s not yaniv or the other incels)