Classic projection. That’s what this filing by Jessica Yaniv Simpson is. 100% pure, unadulterated projection.
The document really needs to speak for itself, but Jessica Yaniv Simpson, a creep that blasted pornography across a courtroom Teams meeting, a pervert that bragged about watching porn via Google Glass, and a pedophile that stalks girls as young as 8 years old (including on Tiktok!!) is accusing Gerald Funk of all of the same things.
The applications below seek the following orders:
- That Gina Goddard be banned from supporting Gerald Funk in court.
- That Sherriff Services be present at all hearings to enforce JY’s demands.
- That nobody – except Jessica Yaniv – be allowed to use their mobile phones during court.
- That nobody access pornography during court.
- That costs be awarded to Jessica Yaniv and his mother Miriam Yaniv because they witnessed Funk allegedly accessing porn during court.
- That publication of any facts, comments, or materials related to this small claims matter be prohibited.
What follows is a 10-page rant that alleging Funk is a pedophile, Gina is practicing law, that JY is a sexual assault victim who was further traumatized by Funk allegedly watching porn, and that MeowMix is an anti-trans site that attacks the LGBTQ community to perpetuate hateful stereotypes. It goes on to state that MeowMix is directly responsible for bomb threats against Yaniv and his family. Funnily enough, Yaniv didn’t have the guts to name the site. He refers to it repeatedly as MM.
Yaniv’s diatribe goes on to say that Gina has secretly hidden cameras to spy on him through her windows – despite the fact that Yaniv has secretly placed cameras to spy on people through his own windows.
He adds that Gina, who he calls a contributor to MeowMix, and the MeowMix team, track his daily movements. If tracking wasn’t enough, he adds that Gina has literally tried to murder both him and his mom by speeding her car towards him.
Lastly, in a second application, Yaniv demands that the court force Funk to file a Certificate of Readiness and proceed to a settlement conference.
Every one of Yaniv’s claims is baseless, completely unsupported by evidence, and driven entirely by his own anger and wrath towards Funk and Gina – and MeowMix.
Prediction: Dismissal. Yaniv is asking the court to protect him while leaving out the fact that he’s been charged with assaulting Funk and other criminal charges that affected Gina. The Court doesn’t have the authority to grant some of these claims, and Yaniv offers no evidence to support any of his allegations.
The document images and PDF are below. What it is evidence of is that Jon is MAD. At Gina, at Funk, at MeowMix. He knows he’s a pedophile, he knows he uses his phone to text and Snapchat during court, he knows he watches TikTok and porn all day, every day. He knows he’s tried to lure underage girls to meet him. And he’s trying to hide it behind the trans card.
For the millionth time, the fact that JY identifies as transgender is not up for debate on this site and should not be up for debate anywhere. He can identify any way he wants. What is up for discussion is whether he has abused the trans rights movement for personal gain, and his actions and statements towards girls, women, and people of colour, not to mention his ongoing violent tendencies. Jon wants the court to ignore all those factors, and pretend he’s an innocent transgender woman. That isn’t reality. MeowMix exists because Jon Yaniv is a predator, a bully, an accused criminal that invited the public spotlight and study, and an alleged pedophile, and, just like the BC Supreme Court stated about Jon Yaniv specifically, those things are all in the public interest.
What is also in the public interest is that Yaniv is now slandering an elderly man – the same man that he is being charged with assaulting. Yaniv has no proof, and witnesses in the court – including members of the MeowMix team – did not observe Mr. Funk doing ANY of the things Yaniv has accused him off. This is 100% a hit piece – one that I even questioned publishing – but it is in the public record and it’s important to match up every one of Jon’s allegations against his own behaviour to prove they’re false, and that Jon is projecting because he’s mad. As long as it’s allowed by the Court, MeowMix will continue to post the Yaniv story in the public interest.
PS…Jon? A big chunk of the MeowMix team are members of the LGBTQ community. Keep trying to lie though.
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Bat-shit crazy out of his tiny little mind.
This SHOULD be fun–but the judge will simply roll his eyes and toss this in the metaphorical trash.
holy fuck, I actually read that drivel. Just a few small points here Jethro that I’d like to make.
1. Prove with 100% certainty the posts made here by Gina G. especially those that threaten you. Oh, you can’t but you know it was her. Next.
2. Prove with 100% certainty that Gina G. has, 1)installed a camera pointed exclusively at your unit for malicious purposes. 2.)Provide written testimony from medical professionals that you have suffered. Oh, you can’t but granny clampett said your periods are terribly disrupted from all your anxiety.
3. Prove, with 100% certainty that Gina G. is silly enough to allow granny Clampett to damage the Mazda by attempting to run down granny clampett. Oh, you can’t but you know it’s a fact because you said it’s a fact.
4. Finally, and most importantly, prove with 100% certainty you are a member in good standing of the LGBQT+++++ community and not just a larping dickless freak angry at the world because he couldn’t get laid and had to dispose of his cock and balls as they were evidence and the FBI was closing in. Oh, you can’t.
Well Jethro, it’s obvious to anyone who reads your diarrhea you’re throwing a Hail Mary in pure desperation. I hope the justice who has to read this shit orders a copy of the court room tapes from that day and when they see Funk never even took his phone out that the justice orders your immediate arrest for perjury and trying to suborn the course of justice. Oh, and that shit about having to be a member of the Law Society even in small claims court? What gives you the right, convicted violent racist criminal Jethro Serenity Simpson Bodine to act as a rep in that same court? You’re learning quickly dickless that the special privileges you previously enjoyed are coming to a screeching halt and you’re going to get equal treatment with the world. Meaning? You’re screwed, hard, with no lube. It’s what you crave.
Jon, you’re never going to win a case big enough to pay your bills. Get a fucking job like an actual adult. No one owes you a single damned thing you lazy good for nothing grifter.
Also, while I have your attention, let your Mum know that I answered her DM she sent me.
Omg what did she say?? Shes as bat shit as he is!
I posted it on my Twitter feed last week. Not sure but there’s a chance that Miriam thinks I work for the CBC and must be held responsible for some imagined slight.
He can never get a job….he’s marked with the scarlet P
I only gave it a quick scan but I think fat jon’s head is about to explode.
Not including the two covers it’s 13 pages of rambling nonsense that even from jon is super-duper-extra shitty. Aside from making himself look like an even bigger horse’s ass it accomplishes nothing. Like you said, pure projection from this serial loser.
Sorry jon but no Judge is going to look at this and do anything other than be very annoyed by your completely nonsensical, baseless and defaming horseshit.
Fuck you fat ass, you and your vile mother are in a world of suck…..enjoy.
I gave it a more complete read, although I wish I hadn’t, and I think slobbo is copy/pasting from ChatGPT or other AI bot. The level of repetition and generalities is just too consistent with that sort of tool and there’s not enough “such as”‘s or “as such”‘s for it to have come from jon’s little brain. I think he just entered a vague request and kept on hitting the regenerate response button.
WTF is up with his claim about a camera “hidden” in a plant? Unless its a circa 1980’s broadcast camera with 20x optical zoom how the hell would slobbo be able to see it hidden? Just how much time has he been stalking Gina or looking at her apartment with telescope? You’re creepy jon, VERY VERY creepy.
LOL, he sure doesn’t like MM does he. And unless I missed it he doesn’t actually reference meowmix.org, just MM. That gigantic brain of his hard at work again. And no you pimple, this site isn’t anti-LGBTQ2S+>XYZ, its only you that we have a problem with and it has nothing to do what is/isn’t between your legs. Its that you’re an utterly loathsome grifting piece of shit. 🙂
Does he really think that all this projecting is going to benefit him? Funk is 70 yrs old, i have no idea who or what hes about, but i can almost guarantee he wasnt watching porn in court, he comes from a completely different generation that was brought up to respect the court systems and authority, i highly doubt he even knows what Tiktok actually is. Every single claim he has about Gina and Mr Funk are things he has done or is doing, we all know hes over sexualized, watches porn every second he can, has been caught talking to and trying to lure minors out to meet him(we have actual victims), made the bomb threats up for attention, and MM is ONLY about Jon and his deviant behavior, no one else! Delusional, he thinks hes gonna get them to regulate the system to his benefit when Mr Funk wouldnt even be there if Jons big fat ass wouldnt have assaulted him to begin with! Suck your moms fat one Yaniv! Get a job like a normal person you filthy lying fat pig!
“Anti-LGBTQ” Jon says. One of my best friends is trans. I am the B in LGB. So there goes that accusation, right down the toilet bowl, along with everything else this compulsive liar says.
Jon, you’re literally looking into mirror of your own abject perversions and sexual fetishes to accuse Mr. Funk of these things. To accuse anyone of the things in this document. You must think we are all stupid. I can assure you—we are not. Many of us are educated professionals in law, medicine, and journalism. In business. You, however, are an obese failure with mangled genitalia, filthy, discoloured, warty thighs, a low IQ, no support, no friends, no future, a lopsided skull full of old ham, and the disgust of the entire world. The outcome of your GRS is a metaphor for your entire life—you took something inadequate and butchered it into an unforgivable mutation of reality. You went from creepy AF Incel to rampaging eunuch; your life passed from lonely to laughed at.
There is nothing redeemable about you. Nothing at all.
Without artificial insemination in a real female he will never have kids. thank god. Donald is a bigger man then Jessica in every which way. DFS can also not lose a clit as It is attached to his females’.
I consider all of you here as friends with a common cause. You all seem to be decent folks, ones I’d be happy to break bread with, share laughs and toast our wins! The community you associate with doesn’t make me think any differently at all about you. Except for the lopsided violent pedo Oedipus potato Jethro Bodine. This dangerous eunuch larper is truly a community of ONE, his own deranged and imaginary Troon world where this adorable teen beauty princess is owed a fabulous and free existence simply by virtue of being such a law abiding and peace loving upstanding member of the community. (I almost barfed typing that). Jethro, you’re alone in the world. Miriam doesn’t count. You threw her under the bus and walked away. Look around you right now at this second. You are alone. Nobody will have anything to do with you, unless you shovel money at them like you did to Sam. What you see in the empty room you are in is your circle of your closet friends. Meaning nobody. Not a single damn person in the world cares if you live or die. We all hope karma makes you eat enormous plates of shit on your way out. You will live alone, age alone, watch everyone around you enjoy their lives, have kids, take holidays, treat life as the amazing gift that it is. You? You’ll be a 60 year old pedo creep trying desperately to get a 10 year old girl to talk about her first period. You’ll have a long list of criminal convictions and be an obese 600 lb. housebound freak featured on the new TLC series, Jethro (p) Oedipus Bodine, Disgusting Troon at Large.
Jonathon, Jonathon, Jonathon. You are one…
Meowmix edit. Please stop posting drivel like this. Just stop. It’ll be deleted every time and if it persists we’ll just turn off comments. .
Does this potato header larper fuck realize if any one of his prohibitions against Gina are granted then those same prohibitions will be tossed in his ugly fucking face when he goes to help out or represent Miriam? Jon, you’re a dickless simp with the IQ of a potato. I can’t wait for your trial this June. You know you’re completely and totally fucked, right?
If I was the judge I would lump both cases together, tell Yaniv that every claim in this document was unsupported and therefore libelous. I would award max damages to Funk on this filing alone and say I didn’t have to go any further because the maximum awardable damages had already been made. An then tell Yani to f-off as I had him loaded into the funny bus.
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This is possibly the best reply yet lol. Bloody well said! I am wheezing!!!
I second Missindie. Reader – you are a lyrical genius, my friend. You and Trevor Dunen are both true wordsmiths. I can only imagine what the 2 of you would come up with together!
P.S. Jon, the justice system has finally had it with you, and like always, you’re digging deeper. As such, you are finally going to get your comeuppance. Tick tock….
I love making people laugh almost as much as I love seeing justice whoop a fat man’s mangled butt. As such, MM is a great little community overall. Have a splendid day, everyone.
I don’t know where to start, how many pages of this were about funk & porn? & then he goes on about it what with him being a survivor of sexual assault. Did it ever cross his mind to not look over Funks shoulder?
All of it is so much BS, Ginas not allowed but it’s OK for jonny to rep mommy
NO ONE can have a phone (except jonny for health reasons) Never occurred to him others might have REAL health issues that they need their phones on? Nope, all about jonny.
I would hope Funk being a senior will contact whatever senior services there are in leafland & get them to go after him as this is clearly elder abuse especially as jonny is already facing charges of physically assaulting Mr Funk.
I’ll be in it READER if you want to come up with a project we can both work on, you know my email address, have keyboard, will write.
It looks like the longest drunken text ever sent. I can just see Big Jon pissed out his brain and his fat fingers pounding away at his keyboard. It will just be tossed in the bin but I pity whoever has to read it first.
Interpol and Western Australia Police Force are on the case, again…
“MM is solely responsible for bomb and death threats towards myself and my family”
Shucks, disappointed no Nazis or tanks this time:(
Over the years I’ve read so much crazy rantings from jonny but I have to say he’s excelled himself with this. Has Mr Funk sexually assaulted him yet?
Bravo jonathan gil yaniv / jessica serenity simpson / ”The Practice of Jessica Simpson” / ”simpson litigation”! the bar awaits.
Yeah, he did actually send the Western Australian Police to my place and they asked me if I sent him death threats, of course I didn’t and then I showed the police Meowmix, when they left they were reading it on a tablet and laughing, then they told me they were going to put all of their police comrades onto Meowmix as they thought it was totally hilarious. Jon doesn’t like me, so he sent those death threats to himself, like when he did it to Donald Smith and had him jailed, he forged an email with my name on it and went crying to the cops but it backfired. I know all of the local police here and I’m in good standing with them.
I think it’s funny he doesn’t have the balls to name Meowmix. He did the same thing when he tried to get Keffals to help take the site down. It goes to show he’s afraid that anyone who visits MM (and I wholeheartedly believe they would and would poke around to see what you guys have on him) would see irrefutable proof of his degeneracy laid bare. It also shows you guys are a constant thorn in his side and that means you’re doing it right.
It must piss him off to no end that the residents in his mom’s strata have kind of joined forces with MM. Keep up the good work, MM team. I’m sure these baseless and paranoid accusations will get tossed out.
Jethro doesn’t have balls, period.
Big J can’t mention MM Meow Mix by name! The judge out of curiosity would wander to the site and see the complete picture of the bottomless wonder. Unfortunately a google search of Simpson MM does not bring up anything a judge could appreciate. But a google search of Simpson MM langley brings up damaging material.
Nobody-You hit the nail straight on the head…Yaniv used “MM” I am sure, to try to keep curious court staff and the Judge away from the truth. I don’t think we need to worry too much, as I’m quite sure one of the local “MM” contributors will see to it that the Judge is completely ”enlightened”, prior to any significant hearing/trial!
Remember jr visited both a male and female prison facility?
Just because he had the surgery does not convince the trans worker that he actually wanted to be female.
And jy you did it to your self. Quit identifying as trans female in every thing you write.
If a search of jessica yaniv Simpson and MM doesnt bring up results for Meowmix (and naturally I believe you), then someone has to change that. Any volunteers who know SEO? I hope I just planted the seed for someone to take action. Or if someone who knows how could even just post here in the comments how to do it, I’m sure there will be plenty of volunteers. I’ll be happy to volunteer a few hours.
Just when I was beginning to think I could not hate Yaniv more than I already do, he comes up with this shit. I am 100% serious when I say that I’ve NEVER felt THIS intense level of anger. SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS MISERABLE POS AND MOUNTAIN OF HUMAN FLESH. I genuinely mean it when I say I would happily contribute to the purchase of one ticket fro… Meowmix edit. Stop promoting violence, even if you’re not serious. We can’t have that stuff on here. Sorry!
Totally agree. Can you IMAGINE being Funk and having to read your name get dragged through the mud by that slimy orc, who accuses you of watching porn in court + child luring? Mr. Funk, if you or a friend reads this and you need $$ to have your lawyer shred that degenerate, who embarrasses the universe by his existence, then we from MM will gladly get a FundMe page going.
In the US, filing a false report and committing perjury will catch you a felony and a mandatory 7 years. Is there not anything similar in CA??
He’s teetering on the verge of a total breakdown (we all love to see it) but I hate that he’s hurting so many innocent people in is pathetic self-destructive wake. Jon- the world sees you for what you truly are… a pest. a nuisance. a waste.
PS, despite what he’s being put through, Mr Funk seems like a strong badass individual who will come out of this shitshow victorious. When he does…I hope he takes you for every penny you have. Come this time next year, he will be sipping a nice cocktail on a beach somewhere ON YOURS AND MIRIAMS DIME. 🙂
I so agree with you. Remember the video of him attempting to rap? At one point he laughs in a truly terrifying manner. He actually looked and sounded like he was heading for a breakdown. The fact that he even thought that he thought to do it and actually did. What a mess he is in that video. Basically screaming and laughing and he posted it. There was even the one point when he forgot the lyrics mumbled through and then posted it as is tells us a lot. Well Jon, you are a disgusting, morbidly obese, smelly and a chronic liar. Nobody will ever love you. Nobody thinks you are a woman and they never will. This, and all the other lolsuites are such a pathetic attempt at attention and money. Get a job Jon, the world doesn’t owe you a living.
Once again a waste of Court time and Taxpayer’s money. Johnathan is asking for a hearing to look at his application, all for a Small Claims case that has no merit. Johnathan isn’t a Lawyer and he complains that Gina isn’t a Lawyer. Gina can represent Mr. Funk for a Small Claims case. Johnathan is pushing for Mr. Funk to hire a Lawyer. Mr. Funk can submit another Application that Johnathan has presented nothing in his Application that is relevant to his Small Claims case. Johnathan is attempting to delay proceedings with baseless claims. He is delaying his own case. Crazy.
He has admitted in the past that these lolsuits are about costing people time and money. He knows he can’t/won’t win them. Thats why hes trying so hard to get Funk to hire an attorney. He probably also knows he’s fucked at the criminal trial wirh Funk so this is his (attempt at) revenge, costing Funk time and money. This one seemed a step too far, essentially accusing him of a child sex crime. I hope there are serious repercussions to this.
Is jon trying to force him into getting a lawyer or having a heart attack? I wouldn’t put it past him for a bit thinking that if Funk dies he’s off the hook.
It’s so blatantly elder abuse seeing as jon is facing criminal charges for assaulting Mr Funk.
I would think senior services would provide representation for Funk & the rest in the building if requested.
4 pages of copy & paste shit about kiddie porn, odd that he’s so familiar with it. & for what he claims both he & the hag would have had to have their chins planted on Mr Funks shoulders for an extended period to have seen as much as he claims. If nothing else Mr Funk could say it was his granddaughters.
So many have said every time one thinks jonny can’t go any lower he outdoes himself. This is another example & this takes the cake.
Dear jonny, I know you read these & I know you have no idea what it is to have a family that cares about you. You may want to think about the families of the seniors you’re attacking & their children. You should probably start watching your back as the sons & grandsons of the ones you’re attacking may want to have a word with you.
If ever someone did what you’re doing to Mr Funk to my parents I would go out of my way to have a word with you in person.
For once I’m lost for words but this is frigging epic. This proves without doubt that my theory in the last post was totally correct. The way it works is that in his severely brain damaged mind, he thinks up how he would like the narrative to be and then that becomes the narrative, no matter how delusional or factually incorrect it may be, in Jon’s damaged little brain, it’s a fact. This very fat, ugly man has severe mental illness and as such you get insane filings like this, it’s bloodywell comedy gold Jon so keep filing son. I got up depressed this morning and now I have only read about three paragraphs of this tripe and I’m like singing, “Zippedy Doo da Zippedy Day, I’ve read Jon’s filing and it’s made my day, Zippedy Doo da Zippedy Day, Jon’s gone mad, but he’s gonna make them all pay. he just posted on Twitter the following- “Let’s wear pink and stand up against bullying! Today and every day, let’s spread kindness and make the world a better, safer place”. This from a man that bashed a frail ninety year old man and who launched an attack on an entire block of condos containing 200 frail old people and got criminally charged for it. Jon is a sad man that cannot separate delusions from reality, he really needs psychiatric help and it’s about time they saw this and helped the poor bloke, it’s sad that he’s going to end up in the gutter as delusional as he is, he’ll have no food but then he’ll dream up in his head that he’s eating a lamb roast and he’ll be fine. This has to be Jon’s finest hour, he’s thinking baada Bing, Badda Boom, we’re all thinking, bugger me, this is totally hilarious and mind blowing, despite being total rubbish, Jon could make it big as a comedy writer for sure.
Yes Trevor this how Delusional Narcissistic Sociopaths socialize. Not even close to being in touch with reality. Johnathan is on Probation and his Mom has a Peace Order in addition to the conditions for release that don’t allow her in her home. What kind of cretin wouldn’t be able to figure out the scenario?
Sending Police to talk to you? Jabba the Hut is wasting Taxpayer’s money in Australia? Incredible. It is a merit-less Small Claims Court filing and the Bloated Pig Carcass thinks it is the World Court in the Hague. Everything he cites is irrelevant to proving damages or protocol. In the minimum this is a charge of Mischief and a violation of his Parole.
The Trans Human Gender Bender Liberal Woke Media reign of terror will end. Many of the high profile Trans news stories have revealed that the Trans Man/Woman mixups are deviants with fetishes. The Wi salon story-the trans claiming man in the woman’s change room is a Sex Offender. Drag Queens entertaining children? Their shows are Adult Entertainment which is just glitzy costumes, lip syncing, and a waste of make-up on a pack of obese walruses. What kind of person would expose children to such filth? Taking kids to Gay Bars to appear ‘Woke”. These DNA damaged idiots are a very small percentage of the population, yet they scream discrimination. No they are just camper than a row of tents with fetish laden fantasies that they have never been able to realize because they are physically repulsive.
Trevor, I had someone in Oz call the cops on me in Colorado for harassment. Cops told me they HAD to contact me, I told them to tell the one that reported to F off…..they did 😉
@Vern & others, if any of you have followed Sam Brinton the cross dressing ex nuclear waste disposal deputy & luggage thief. Check this out A fashion designer has pics of her in the same clothes he stole from her luggage
Lol, is jonny expecting the judge to stop MMix postings just as he expected his strata to ban his neighbours from posting to Twitter?
Only with yaniv can one go from being charged with falsely pulling a fire alarm to narrating a weepy tale of a bomb-threatened-powerful-disabled-innocent-sexually abused-tranny activist-victim. JKR knows nothing.
Save for the real victims I’m loving all this.
Methinks that weekly $1500 is biting bloody hard…the spaghetti throwing is intensifying.
He’s made himself sound utterly deranged with this. As always, he’s harmed himself more than he has the capacity to understand
Hey Trevor, here’s the thing. Little Jethro the Troon is one of Turdeau’s “special” class who can do no wrong. When he larps on Twitter about being a kind, gentle anti-bullying activist warrior that’s just to collect internet head pats and a “there there, good self id’d indigenous transwoman just wanting to pee” from Turdeau and his cabal even though the world knows that Jethro really means “I get MY fucking way all the time and you aren’t allowed to question me you transphobic fuck and stop threatening me with bombs Donald.” This worthless dickless freak is coming to the end of his sideshow. He appears to be determined to go out in a great ball of flames and demonstrate to the world once and for all his extreme mental illness sense of entitlement. There are other worthless vexatious troons on the planet, one nearly as vicious and deluded is the freak from the UK, Stephanie Hayden who has judgements totalling $40,000US against him and he simply packs up and runs when the bailiff comes to collect against him but he still files his miserable a vexatious Lolsuits against the innocent that “misgender” him. Like Jethro he’s an ugly abomination larping as both a women and a lawyer, even calling himself a lawyer which you can do in the UK for some strange reason without any training, background or degree. Like Jethro, Hayden has a long list of criminal convictions, only this freak did cross the line and sexually assault a minor and was done for it, along with assaulting an innocent with a golf club. Remind you of anyone? All these dickless freaks run the same playbook once the cock and balls are slashed off and the angry larping pedo eunuch woman hater emerges from the cocoon to wreak havoc on the world. The farms exist exactly because these freaks are all AGP degenerates all behave the same exact way so it’s fascinating to point and laugh. It’s nothing about “just wanting to pee” it’s all about the coom and the degeneracy of attacking women because they failed so miserably as a man. This is a one generation movement, Troon World, the planet has a short fuse for larpers, eventually calling them out on their double standards and sexual deviancy. Every one of these freaks is going to self extinguish in time, none of them are ever going to replicate, their legacy, all of them, is the degree of damage they leave to the innocents around them and especially the damage they managed to foist upon real females. It’s sad though there will be so much collateral damage from all these perverted troons but that’s on all the sick sycophantic governments bending a knee to the .04% with a self identified severe mental illness that insist they’re a woman deserving of more special privileges than real woman have.
Well said nNancy!
Thank you my friend.
“what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
pages of copy & paste about kiddie porn…no mention of him wanting to help tweens with their tampons
LOL, the above gibberish is the definition of insanity, lolcow
I honestly wish I could watch this live.
Oh, I forgot, two more things, how many times do you have to repeat the same thing over and over again in your filing, is this to make you appear smart, on the ball, a legal mastermind? It’s been cut and pasted off the internet clearly. What has the LBGTQI2+ community have to do with this? He’s a child grooming cross dresser. Secondly, you don’t make your whole case in the filing, you make a short statement, quote the precedent and then you make your argument verbally in court. This is not a typical court filing, as noted, it’s vexatious, it’s libel and it breaches his bail conditions because it’s intent is to intimidate, attack and harm a victim that he’s currently on bail with jailable penalties, for attacking. The other thing is that they can check the history of Mr. Funks phone quite easily and prove he did not get on TikTok. Did you think of that fact fat Jon?
Johnathan doesn’t understand that an Application to a Judge must be related to the proceedings and charges. It isn’t a legally sanctioned opportunity to make absurd Demands and Slander the Defendant. Johnathan it isn’t your Court Room. The case might go to Civil Rights Tribunal, and like a Judge they only look for Facts supported by Evidence. Everything must be relevant to the Claim made by Johnathan. He added nothing to support his Claim-he crossed that out with pen and scribbled ‘No documents or expenses’ in his child-like scrawl. He has nothing to support his Claim, he is just being vindictive and wasting time. He should be charged for Mischief for his actions. Using a Court Application to Slander Mr. Funk is obvious Mischief and demonstrates his vindictiveness. He is an unreliable Witness to his own Claim. It will be a fast decision.
Trevor-you should bill him for expenses you incurred for having to deal with Police at your door.
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This might be the best thing he’s ever written. Its just so unhinged and insane but at least for me, very fascinating to read. Amazing to think that someone would actually submit this little gem to a court. I cant wait to see what comes of all of this now. I guess he must be scared as well as mad.
BTW if you’re reading this Johnny, I have no idea what you’re on about when you say “MM” is anti LGBTQ, I like it around here and im gay.
I wanted to welcome you too, friend. Glad to have you. I’m also part of LGB, I’m the B, and I love meowmix too. No one here is against us. If you haven’t heard of gays against groomers yet, check them out on Twitter, instagram and their website gaysagainstgroomers.com. I’m a proud member. I suspect you’ll love them too.
This is nothing more than a tired, tedious trick.
All you do is provide reams of unrelated rubbish to a pre-existant case in order to move the attention onto that.
The hope is that the original case details are overlooked in the panic caused defending the outrageous rubbish.
Although, at first glance, it may appear to be a mountain to climb, there are two little words that will bring all of this bullshit crashing down…. “prove it”.
Don’t worry Vern Thurston, he’s going to pay for the visit I got from the police. I almost have my fare saved up to Canada. One day I am going to walk up to him in the street and we will have a very short discussion about what he did, no violence mind you,. I would never ever condone violence against anybody, perish the thought, my good mate Mark Chopper Read would be rolling in his grave if he knew I was violent to a child molester, even a child grooming paedophile like Jon, and I don’t like to go on about it but those times I was charged with assault, I was only a young bloke, they didn’t spend that long in hospital and I’m a different man now, violence, me? Turn it up, I’m a gentle, peaceful God fearing man just struggling along like all the rest of you, an artiste down on his luck and trying to eake an existence out of my pain and suffering, this is when I do my best work. I find that if somebody violently assaults me by not using my correct pro-nouns at work, I go home shattered and lost and use that intense pain and anxiety to write. Just like Jon is against violence and would never hurt anybody and wants to wear pink to stop bullying, the same goes for me, I can tell you that right now I’m sitting here in the bush in Australia amongst the Roos, Dingoes, snakes, crocs, sharks and drop bears and I am wearing a 14 inch long pink condom for the cause. By the way Jon, my pro-nouns for when we meet are- I/Am/God, you can refer to me as, The Father, The Son, or The Holy Ghost!
It did the same when Kari was supporting Donald, and with the waxing cases… no one should be supported or defended.
It’s a deluded bully that needs a reality check from the real world – stat!
Maybe by “MM” he means “My Mummy”? The death threats, bomb threats, and violence would then make perfect sense!
Just to be crystalline clear, Serenity—YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. I understand that your narcissistic, toxic, muddled brain cannot compute the truth, but it’s not us—it’s YOU. It is my fervent hope that you are institutionalized before someone is seriously hurt, or worse—by YOU. What an absolute waste your life has been. Were you not so completely awful and irredeemable I would pity you. I hope at a minimum the authorities remove Rexy from your questionable care. I’ve said all along that when you corner a narc, crazy things happen—and here we are, Kween Narc.
SFU should sue him for defamation. If that’s the standard a year gets you to, there is no one who will want to go there.
Funk needs a lawyer. Funk also needs to speak to the police about witness harassment. This has to stop.
Yaniv is fat & smells.
Geez. The whole thing belongs in the trash. Simpson Litigation to the rescue!
Yaniv is fat
The Round Mound of Retardation to Astound.
I think it is safe to say Blobbo has entered the “Lets throw shit at the wall and see if something sticks” phase
More like the “Make shit up and see if something sticks” phase.
I think we have come top a point where JV needs to be locked up be it jail or mental health hospital.
Miriam might be soon! I heard DFS is going to be there to watch!
Yaniv is desperate. The Small Claims Court hears cases above 35,000-so Yaniv claims 35,000 personal injury hoping a Judge hears the case instead of the Civil Rights Tribunal. The allegations of injury are from Mr. Funk standing up to Johnathan for entering the Strata Common Area when he was banned and no dogs allowed. Poor Rexy thrown into another stressful situation. Johnathan claims Gerald punched Rexy. Wild accusations of choking Johnathan. Johnathan provides no evidence of injury (he scribbles ‘no records’ or ‘expenses’ crossing out a line on the Small Claims form. He doesn’t provide necessary documents to substantiate his personal injury allegation. He throws 35,000 on for damages because that is the limit where Court’s here Small Claims cases.
Witnesses say it didn’t happen the way Johnathan’s delusional scam orama mind saw it. Mr. Funk counter claim is for the stress caused by Johnathan in the situation. Johnathan is in the wrong from the start. He is on Probation because of his actions. Now Mr. Funk has more evidence of Johnathan’s harassment to show the Court or the Tribunal. The Court will view this as a petty vendetta and dismiss it, or kick it down to the Civil Resolution Tribunal. As I recall the RCMP arrived on scene and took statements from witnesses that supported Mr. Funk’s version of events. I may be confused with the multitude of other incidents involving the repeat offender Yaniv Clan.
Mr. Funk: add Johnathan’s baseless accusations to your Counter-Claim. Johnathan is guilty of harassment once again and now it is on a Court Document he submitted.
Johnathan is on Probation and he continues to harass people. He continues to threaten people on social media, all is documented, recent threats to Gina and others documented by Meow Mix. Johnathan is a criminal on probation for assault, he has no credibility. He conjures up unsupported stories and attempts to claim damages, he is a public nuisance. He is a threat and should be banned from the Internet. No more slander and threats to innocent people. How his probation case worker allows his behaviour is incredible. Probation entails good behaviour, not harassing or threatening people. He thinks he is TV Lawyer Matlock, actually he is FatHack, the Legally Impaired Eunuch.
I’ve said it before and in light of Jethro’s continued assault on Gerald without repercussion, I’ll say it again, the SYSTEM is doing everything it can to protect this violent racist pedo troon. If you think the system will do the “right thing” when it comes to being fair and just with everyone involved, think again. Up and down the line from the police, (Federal Police for fuck sakes, the RCMP has to police to the highest standard, they can’t behave like Davis Quinton and Karen Pelly from Corner Gas but they are) to the Probation Office, the Crown Prosecution Service and finally the justices themselves are all bending the knee to this disgusting eunuch freak. Why? What possible reason can all these entities provide for being so lax with this predator? You need to ask that question to everyone you encounter from the “system” every chance you get. Why is the violent racist pedo criminal predator Jethro Jessica Serenity Bodine Simpson allowed to run riot over all the peaceful and law abiding members of the community? Why?
Maybe just maybe this is the file that gets JY that vexatious litigant title they so desperately deserve
None of this really matters because in the end, Yaniv will be locked up in jail.
I know one of the rmcp officers working on the Yaniv case and they are looking to punish him. They are sick of his antics, wasting resources, the problem is it’s a slow process due to Yaniv’s a low IQ individual that uses the trans shield. Even that won’t save him anymore.
The end of the Yaniv saga is coming to an end, so enjoy it while it lasts.
My guess by mid 2023 he will be facing some very serious charges.
Johnathan has violated his Parole, he called the RCMP pigs, all his defamatory twitter activity violates his Parole. Plus he said he is looking to buy a gun. His Parole Officer must be too scared to confront Johnathan, meanwhile he continues to threaten people. How much more evidence do they need? Miriam violated her Peace Bond. We hope the RCMP and Crown will start acting. Yes, the RCMP, Courts, and Emergency Services all have been impacted by the Yaniv’s too. Everyone has had it. Thank you for the encouraging post.
p.s. The reason Gina has a camera in a flower pot is to protect her from the Yaniv’s, Johnathan mentions this in his ridiculous Court Application.
Hey Jessica, what are you going to tell the judge when he tells you that you cannot download porn from the court buildings internet connection because the internet connection is heavily filtered to prevent such downloads?
You are in deep shit fat man.
While I highly doubt Funk was actually looking at anything pornographic (or has any idea what tiktok is), I just wanted to point out that your post assumes that everyone relies on public access wifi for internet connectivity. All you technically need is a data plan or a hotspot/tether to someone with one , and you can view anything.
He has given the RCMP more then enough grounds to raid his apartment.
Has jonny filed any complaints that haven’t been sex, porn, bodily, genitalia related?
Can anyone honestly see these 2 ghouls sitting there watching an elderly gent ”viewing porn” and keeping quiet about it? Mother Hubbard would have been bellowing the place down and frozen sperm jonny demanding Mr Funk’s phone be searched there and then…but no, they go home and plot away. And this folks is the best our evil geniuses could come up with LOL. They’ve tried this malicious in-court phone accusation crap before, although the porn is novel.
They’re just hoping to provoke Mr Funk to physically lash out. The positive is that jonny must be wetting his trunks over the up-coming court case 🙂
Also, here’s hoping the results are made public despite jonny’s request – it’s almost as though he doesn’t want this known on campus.
This is especially for you Jon Yaniv’s Beret. As for your suggestion we write together READER and I have co-written a piece together, at least I think it was READER, and Meowmix has chosen not to publish it yet, so here we go-
Fat Jon is in to child porn, but he’s accused our Mr. Funk
Oh, Jon what depths of depravity have once again you sunk
You swore an oath in court, he was watching porn on Tik Tok
But I’ve gotta mention one important thing, at least he’s got a cock
You filled out thirty pages, there’s no doubt it came from Google
Mummy’s bill is 1500 per week, so you better be bloody frugal
The silly filing was a waste of time, study is more rewarding,
But it seems you prefer to virtue signal with your attempts at mass extorting
When I read about you, I was most excited, I laughed until I cried,
But the biggest laugh will come for me when I have heard that you have died.
Oh, just one more thing, that’s how you write a rhyming poem Jon, ring me if you want some pointers because you’re not just there yet mate, if we go off the last piece of rubbish you wrote. See how the poem tells a story and I use big adult words that rhyme well and that make sense? No, you just don’t get it do you, you moron?
I can’t emphasize enough the mountain of intelligence and talent that the commenters here possess in spades! I feel humbled to be part of this community. This is one of those rare recesses of the internet where it feels like we have a real community, one that really enjoys the company of the others. You know, an interesting coffee table book might be one that chronicles the events over the years with the comments attached. Some absolutely brilliant stuff has been posted here.
I can’t claim credit for this poem, but I wish I could! Trevor, you flatter me by including me here. Well done.
Jon, please do understand
Your “death” is not really in high demand.
It’s just a bit of silly rhymes
To carry us through these frustrating times.
You see, we’ve watched you preen and gloat
(While stuffing your gob and expanding your bloat)
You enjoy so obviously causing pain
Making others’ lives swirl down the drain
Patting yourself on your wide, pimply back
But, Jonny—we’ve been keeping track!
All of the people whom you’re accusing,
The women and girls you’ve been abusing,
The time and resources that you have wasted
The journalists and elders you’ve lambasted
It’s coming now to slap you silly
Despite the court docs, willy nilly
You write up in your lonely room
(Which likely smells of an open tomb)
See, no one really wants you dead.
We just want Justice to slap you upside the head!
Metaphorically, of course, so please don’t shit
Your pants in fear, you big nitwit!
Words are just words, but prison is real!
You’re going there soon—no pleas, no deals.
Give Rexy a kiss and punch Mummy farewell—
You’re going to sit in a 5×5 cell!
Love it Trev. You never dissapoint. I do hope MM publishes the R rated version. Some of your classics had me laughing all day.
@ Reader and Trevor
Well done!!! When I grow up I want to write like you.
Nice one READER, hey Cactus, I’m only nine!
Any judge reading that could see JV has serious mental health issues and should be brought in under the mental health act.
Hey Johnathan you are such a dick-less wonder,
You made a real blunder, when trying to accuse Mr. Funk,
Face it, you are in a legal rut, Mr. Funk wasn’t watching smut,
and all the make-up in the world won’t make you a girl,
You in the nude, is pretty friggin rude, everything about you, is lewd and disgusting.
You are never getting a date, you spew venom and hate and no one can stand you,
When you called your mom a girl,
you almost made me hurl, the image of her stroking your hair in Hawaii haunts me,
Time to pack up all your stuff, and leave in a huff because the Judge is going to see
a useless miserable prick before thee.
Have you ever won a case?
Counting the days when jonny goes down the Michelle Zacchigna $350K route. The Holiday Inn is jonny’s idea of a “luxury’ hotel so he could join mommie dearest for a while…$1500 a month? pfft a mere bagatelle.
‘They KNEW I was a halfwit your honour”.
When Jonny was a little boy
His tiny penis was his only toy
His Mummy said he could do no wrong
But he was caught half naked in his Mother’s thong
He went to school and didn’t do well
It was around this time he started to smell
He says he was raped by a gang of lads
One of his kinks was to wear ladies pads
He went on to college where he had a helper
For his entire mind had gone helter-skelter
It took him more than two years to do his course
He now had fantasies of child sex by force
He became a celebrity in a famous court case
But he lost in court when they pulled out their Ace
He sought a court order to have his hairy balls waxed
But it didn’t matter because his penis was axed
We don’t wax balls, we do the vagina
When he pulled out his junk it gave them angina
So, tampons and periods became his main life goal
Hoping to stick one in his manufactured, smelly big hole
He wanted to teach an underage girl
In the public toilets, it made my toes curl
Now his lover has to dole out cash for her stay
And Jonny and her have to keep 100 metres away
For he bashed an old bloke within an inch of his life
And if he had the chance he would have done the same to his wife.
Now he sues them all while he hits the ale
Little does he know he’s going to jail
There is a Country song in that one, The Ballad of Jonathan Yaniv
Trev, many of your comments are gold, but this poem is straight platinum my friend. You outdid yourself!
Jon, are you enjoying our love poems? All for you, baby. ALL for you. Here’s another. I’d have posted it sooner, but I’ve been busy caring for my elderly family members all day. You know, the kind of people you and Mummy love to abuse and torture and beat up and gaslight. Eff you, and not in the good way.
Fairest Teenage Maiden Queen
A sonnet by Reader
Jessica, thou art a muse!
Although thine clit thou didst lose,
And you stink of hot refuse,
Though you and your Mother belong in zoos,
Thy hideous grin and beady eyes peering
‘Round the bathroom stall door, sneering
Greedily, feet to the female toilets veering
Scaring girls at whom you’re openly leering,
Thy revolting visage spurns all compassion
As you rummage for dirty pads in the crusty trash bin
While fantasizing about “it putting lotion on its skin”
Still you’re our muse, Oh thee of five chins!
How else must we, your loyal “fans”
Expose you for pretending to be MTF trans
When actually, thou art a fat, sweaty MAN
Who from all social media should be permanently banned?
Jon, here’s the scoop, you sad, sorry creep
When to jail you go, no one will weep!
Those who’ve defended you are no longer asleep—
And thine own grave you have dug, very deep.
While thou were braying about your “wins,”
And giggling with pride about thine many sins,
The people on MM were on needles and pins,
Meticulously writing, again and again
Documented, all, for the world to see
Is all thy nonsense, and all for free
For any who might want to read and be
Enlightened by your vile activity!
A lawyer thou shalt never become.
Better to hit the road, and stick out your thumb
And hope that, even though thou art dumb
(And let’s be honest, a pile of scum)
A stranger might see you, stranded there
By the roadside, with your pink cane and greasy hair
And take pity on thee, oh maiden fair
To hide thee away in some wilderness lair
Then perhaps thou mightest avoid jail
Where you have to eat garbage and pee in a pail!
Try not to dwell on how it all derailed.
At least you tried (to no avail)
To eliminate all those who told the truth about how
With hilarious lawsuits, accusations, and vows
You attempted to prove your innocence. WOW!!!
Thou art merely an unloved LOL COW.
One thing about you, Jon, I must admit
Although you are truly a piece of shit,
Our love poems about thee are rather a hit!
But otherwise, Jon, you’re a worthless tit.
(And your entire fat head looks like an overripe zit.)
Someone is going to emerge as the Meow Mix bard-Reader or Trevor??? Good on ya, could be a tie
That poem is comedy gold. Now we just need a catchy tune to sing along.
Does he have a cat now?
If its true, it means he’ll finally be able to tell people he has a pussy without lying about it
Can only imagine the smell in that tiny flat…the dog crapping everywhere, yaniv’s mutilated unwashed gash/body/clothes and a kitten peeing in every nook and cranny. Eye watering.
Remember this is the bloke who claimed he was too disabled to clean his own shit up.
Seems the Canadian courts have cured yet another of his health problems.
Has jon boy forgotten he’s allergic to cats?
Where is the Dora Jon Yaniv video?
Look at the face of the cat that is not a happy cat in any way.
My thoughts exactly, looks frightened – mind you the dog. never looks happy either, has sad eyes.
jonny can’t control the dog so can you imagine the horror of it treating that kitten as a new toy?
“I bathe her weekly” – sounds as though he has had the kitten a week? two? longer?…the reason why his mother is not there perhaps?.
I want to know who the F*CK is adopting or more likely SELLING these helpless animals to a KNOWN ANIMAL ABUSER. Whoever it is, I hope they are really happy with their shit ethics. Unless the heathen picked the poor thing off the street. Would’ve fared better on the street. And I just BET he bathes the poor thing weekly. Too bad he can’t wash his own damn hair.
It would be nice if the SPCA had a little chat with the big man.
They don’t seem to have done much re his dog so I’m not expecting much happening, if anything, over the kitten if needed.
The Sociopath/Psychopath DNA Damaged Eunuch threatened a neighbour’s cat on social media, lo and behold the cat was cut by something and had to be rushed to a Clinic. As I recall it was more than once. Johnathan and Miriam think they are untouchable. How Johnathan can violate his Parole with no consequences is criminal. Miriam has violated her current Peace Bond on numerous occasions. Miriam is going to be dealt with but then there is Johnathan the Predator/Scam Artist/Fraud.
This Delusional Creep is going to piss off the wrong person, especially when he targets young girls with predatory social media comments, threatens Seniors, and when he harms animals. I can’t think of a more repulsive human ever. Tomorrow is Mommy Dearest’s Court Appearance-or as he says “A Girl named Miriam”. Additionally the Strata Meeting, I hope the gloves come off and the Yaniv’s get the full brunt of the law from both the Court and the Strata.
Just look at how he goes after young girls i hope when the reach legal age they go to the police.
Well the actual system who is supposed to deal with predatory freaks like Jethro are sitting around with their thumbs jammed firmly up their asses. Let’s start first with the RCMP. Canada’s Federal Police. Short of our spy agency CSIS, the RCMP have powers across Canada that other police forces can only dream about. Yet they behave like the cops from Corner Gas, bumbling incompetents who can’t see a perp even when the crime is committed right in front them. Police have a saying when they see a crime in progress they don’t want to deal with, “FIDO”, meaning, Fuck it, drive on. They must say that daily about Jethro as there hasn’t been a week this creep hasn’t violated his no contact/no harassment orders against the seniors he was charged with assaulting. It’s painfully obvious that the enhancements to Canada’s Criminal Code to protect seniors from exactly this type of abuse don’t mean a thing when it’s a troon doing the abuse. Let me correct myself, When it’s a perverted dickless eunuch behind all the abuse. Jethro is no more a woman than I’m a fucking astronaut. Trust me, I’m not. So the cops sit around and joke about Jethro’s antics but do exactly NOTHING. Let’s look at Jethro’s parole officer. This clown is arguably the worst of the lot, anonymous, civil servant who likely doesn’t give a fuck and as long as Jethro hasn’t killed anyone, well, it’s so much easier not to bother Jethro with little details like being good and keeping the peace. I bet the PO is terrified Jethro will target them and their family. Now, finally, the courts. Truly an independent group among Jethro’s keepers which can order his arrest, detainment and examination of his danger to society. What have they done to enforce their own orders and prohibitions against this dickless eunuch pervert? ZERO. It’s a if they handed down the orders to Jethro and at the same time threw those orders in the shredder as if they never existed. How sad is that? If you’re a resident of BC, especially if you’re a senior in BC all this bullshit with Jethro should teach you a very painful lesson. You’re on your own. The system won’t raise a finger to help you NOR will they raise a finger to stop the malicious dickless pervert on the rampage in the lower mainland. As for the RCMP working on it? Bullshit, I won’t believe it until Jethro is once again handcuffed and charged with abusing the seniors he assaulted. Absolutely no no excuse for them not to act. None.
At this point I would LOVE for the Yaniv’s to be declared vexatious litigants so they would have no legal choice but to leave people alone.
Jonathan’s victims should also organize to class action sue the bastard to get him arrested, and also sue the RCMP for ignoring the sexual harassment complaints.
This reminds me of how Ian Watkins ex was forced to manipulate him into confessing to being a child rapist in order to make the FBI arrest him, and as a result she almost got wrongfully convicted as a collaborator. The cops allegedly ignored her initially because she was a hooker.
Police and the legal system aside the reality is someone let the big man down was it his parents the school etc.Its clear he does not know how to take care of him self and has no social skills.
Johnathan has a Kitten-who can forget his past?
So this is the day Granny Clampett has to show up in court. Has she entered a plea yet or is that today? I’m kind of hoping for a massive shitshow but I suspect it will be 10 minutes of Jethro watching porn on tiktok while the dog humps him and if we’re lucky takes a shit on the floor. The dog, Jethro, I don’t really care which one shits on the floor. It will be a massive tell if Jethro doesn’t show up and lets Miriam go it alone. I really think he’s thrown her under the bus and is deviously planning some way to gain control of her finances so he can siphon off what he wants with nobody asking questions. I don’t know and I’m too lazy to look, but does Granny have her Canada Pension suspended if/while she sits in jail? That will torpedo the fat man. There won’t be any money to steal. I live in Eastern Canada so everything west coast is 3 hours behind me. It’s early afternoon here but still pretty early in BC. It dawned on me that fat eunuch pedo larper is still under a suspended sentence when he goes to trial in June. When he’s found guilty of assault the suspended sentence is instantly triggered, guaranteed jail time, 100% slam dunk. Then he gets the additional punishment of the new sentence for the new assaults added to his conviction. I seriously hope the courts don’t cuck too hard and give this larper concurrent sentences. In reality had he been jailed last when convicted there’s a good chance he could not have been out and free to assault the seniors. Meaning there’s no upcoming trial. I think logically there will be consecutive sentences as he’s otherwise being rewarded for assaulting two people of a protected group. Now he has an emotional support cat (what else can he call it?) to present to the court that he’s a kind and considerate troon to all creatures great and small. Same deal with Miriam. If she had been jailed for the crimes she’s convicted of she might have learned a little humiltiy and respect for her neighbors. But no, Granny Clampett can’t and won’t be told what to do by goyims in gowns sitting behind a bench. Ahh, time moves too slowly when it’s the Yaniv Crime Family Shitshow on Parade. So she ran around thinking she had impunity and how dare the strata try to deny her 13 year old period having son access to her building with his pet dog wreaking havoc among the other residents. What I really want to see is someone in the Crown, anyone, let Jethro and Granny hang themselves on the record with perjured testimony then go after them tooth and nail immediately with zero quarter. Jethro will plead he’s stupid and didn’t understand the questions and his 387 disabilities hamper his cognitive mind and Granny will suddenly stop hearing anything and lose the ability to read and write anything but Aramaic Hebrew.
Hey Jon, you’re fucked dude and heading to jail this summer. Enjoy your freedom because you will lose it.
You will never have a life that you’ll be happy. Your mom and dad did a shitty job at getting you ready for the world. This is what consequences feel like.
I am going to make a dart board out of Yaniv’s mug shot when he’s locked up.
Yes sir, the suspended sentence from last summer WILL be invoked when he’s found guilty of assault. Actually, it will only take a mischief conviction of pulling the fire alarm to trigger the suspended sentence from last summer. The fat man is done like dinner, put a fork in him! Jonno, my favorite larping violent racist pedo predator convicted criminal, YOU”RE GOING TO JAIL!!!! BADA BING BADA BOOM, Or, “I don’t fucking care” sung badly.
Friendly reminder, Jon, your inheritance is down $7,500 as of today.
Hotel stay= $1,500 p/w been a about 5 weeks since Mama Yaniv was banned from.her condo, right? And that’s not even counting food expenses. Probably $8-$9K by now.
I’m thinking Jon got the cat to troll everyone reading meow mix. He’s already showing us how he’s abusing the cat by leaving it soaking wet and plans on giving the cat a weekly bath. That’s weekly abuse the cat is going to get just from the bath alone, who knows how much he hurts the cat while doing it.
Jon knows we all love animals and I fear he is going to abuse the cat to punish everyone that reads this website.
Any news about Miriam’s court today?
Rescheduled. They sat in Jon’s car in the courtroom parking lot while Miriam’s lawyer appeared virtually.
I guess the question is who is silly enough to represent the matriarchal head of the Yaniv Bodine Clampett crime family? It has to be a lawyer from their past, I can’t see anyone new taking her on as a client without first doing some Google Fu.
Any news about Strata Meeting? Miriam wants to delay to make sure her Peace Bond isn’t involved. It will still come up in Court.
I have a bad feeling the strata community voted down the resolution to assess a special levy per unit to be used in legal proceedings to force Miriam to sell and vacate. Why? There is no update here, nor Twitter. MM is usually quick to post wins, which I appreciate. If there was a loss we still need to know about it.
There was no loss. In fact, the strata voted overwhelmingly to institute the levy. Verified details are sparse at this time but when MeowMix gets them they will be posted.
Perhaps they are keeping results quiet on purpose. Yaniv’s troll Meow Mix. The facts remain, Miriam broke her Peace Bond and is on Video pulling Fire Alarm, and Threatening to “Burn it Down”. Then there is the threats to residents like Gina by both Mommy Dearest and her Evil Spawn called Johnathan the DNA Mis-alignment-Mutation Scam-Artist and Predatory Deviant. Criminal charges to come in 13 days.