Jessica Yaniv Simpson…wait wait, I mean Jessica Serenity Simpson has been charged with violation section 125 of the BC Motor Vehicle Act. While minor, it’s still noteworthy.
Unless otherwise directed by a peace officer or a person authorized by a peace officer to direct traffic, every driver of a vehicle and every pedestrian must obey the instructions of an applicable traffic control device.
British Columbia Motor Vehicle Act Section 125.
Section 128 and 129 of the same law refer to stopping at yellow/red lights, and section 186 refers to stopping at stop signs at an intersection, so it’s a bit of a guessing game on what particular traffic control device Yaniv failed to disobey.
The offense date is shown as Mar 2, 2021 in Coquitlam. There are no noteworthy events in the MeowMix archives for this date.
One minor traffic violation does not in itself make for an interesting story. What makes this interesting is that traffic violations only appear on CSO if they are contested, which means Yaniv must have filed a not guilty plea to this. He may also be disputing the fine amount (claiming indigent status) or requesting extra time.
What also makes this interesting is that we’ve seen video evidence of Yaniv being a completely ignorant, selfish, downright dangerous driver. Yaniv has no issues cutting people off, illegally turning in front of others, livestreaming videos while he’s driving, driving with no hands on the wheel, using his phone while driving, and causing other drivers to be distracted. Sadly, the video below is unlikely to be useful to police without proper date and time information on most events, but we know Langley and Surrey RCMP visit MeowMix and hopefully this causes them to watch Jon’s driving habits more closely.
We do have a longer version of this video. This one is cut down and sped up to highlight the hundreds of infractions that occur in the clip. If any LEO wants to get their hands on the unedited versions, along with our limited metadata, please contact us.
A couple other thoughts on this:
- Yaniv was rear ended a few months ago. I’ve seen the clip and it appears genuine. This doesn’t mean Yaniv didn’t brake check or do something to cause it, like stop unexpectedly. We don’t know.
- Yaniv has been claiming in private social media channels to have been involved in a second “collision”. This one is more recent, and it occurred in the Nissan Kicks. I use collision in quotes because it he talks it up like he was in a major crash but he also said there was no damage to his car, and it was simply a matter of someone bumping into him in a parking lot.
- There may be other fines/violations on Yaniv’s driving record. They would not appear on CSO if they were not contested.
- Some of the streaming video events in the video above are difficult to review in full. In many cases you can tell that the car is moving, or is in traffic. From a legal perspective, if the car is on the road the rules are the same whether or not you’re moving. Using a phone at a red light is just as illegal as using a phone while in motion. We’re not implying that all events shown meet the legal bar for prosecution, but they do show a pattern of disregard for the safety of the general community. In many cases Yaniv is looking away from the road – or has his hands off the wheel – for several seconds while driving through residential-level streets. Even at 50 km/h – the residential speed limit in most areas – Yaniv is still travelling three car lengths per second. A three-second look away from the road is basically 10 car lengths, or 150 feet. Add in reaction time, which I doubt he excels at, and you’ve got serious potential for disaster here. Yaniv – or anyone else who thinks this is ok in a residential area – needs a kick in the teeth to wake them up before they kill someone.
Note: MeowMix expenses are climbing. At the risk of sounding like Rebel Media (ugh), we’re asking for your support. Please consider a small donation to help keep MeowMix going. In return, if we ever meet, I will let you punch the MeowMixer of your choice Keean Bexte-style, or beat us with a cane a la David Menzies.
Bonus document: This is the kind of thing we do with your donations – obtain documents from CSO so Jonny can’t hide them from you. We just got this one today, June 23. It’s a copy of the court order granting DFS costs against JY and dismissing Yaniv’s application to adjourn that hearing.
20210607 - JY vs DFS - Order Granting Costs
I mean yes, it shows a pattern but a lot of times he was in the passengers seat.
However i dont know what the law says about using devices in that case, so if anyone does please tell me.
Yaniv is using the phone in the driver’s seat just the phone reversed the picture on the rear facing camera. You see a lot of online videos do the same thing
Passenger seat is just because selfie cams mirror the image.
Thank you guys for clearing up my confusion with the reverse cam.
I should start using mine so i know that stuff too.
He broke several laws in Chris Elston’s video. You have your dates and times for that one!
Careful, Tubby. That car is your future home.
Also: it’s in everyone’s best interests for you NOT to obtain a dog. Of any kind. Perhaps an emotional support rattlesnake is a better fit for you? I hear they’re quite trainable. Give it a try! Good luck!
lol, jon should be so lucky to keep his car….its probably financed as well so be looking for the repo man
Sweet Jesus Christ that fat mother fucker is UGLY!!
Were I him, I’d avoid having my picture taken like the fucking plague, but nooooo, Fatty McFatterson takes selfies like I take Xanax!!! If I was anything even REMOTELY as grotesque as him, I would be a lifelong hermit in order to ease the suffering of any unfortunate soul who happened upon me in public.
ya, its kinda weird that something so absolutely hideous is completely obsessed with always filming themselves…..if I didn’t know any better I’s say jon has a psychological issue or two 😀
he’s so damn ugly I wouldn’t fuck him with justin trudeau’s dick
I can read this fat useless, dangerous cunt like a book. He drives like a fucking nutcase putting members of the public at risk but he doesn’t give a toss about anybody else but himself, one day Jon you are going to do this to the wrong person my friend and that day is going to come very fast.
Why the fuck is it always about you cunt? The charge you have plead not guilty to, there is no doubt whatsoever that you did it and again you plant to lie in court and simply not take responsibility for your dangerous and disgusting actions.
Jon, you can’t go on living like this, you are a narcissist and a delusional psychopath and this comes out in your disgusting driving, you shouldn’t have a licence, there is enough video evidence to prove you are not fit to drive.
To be honest Jon, you deserve to have your fucking head punched in, I totally condone any type of violence but I know that your special day is coming soon and you know what, you fuckingwell deserve it you selfish, lying fat prick.
Make sure you tell as many lies as you can on Friday Jon, as I trust you well, watch what happens to you mate, it’s not going to work out how you think son, in fact you may not even make it to court, anything could happen between then and now I reckon!
Hey everyone, we need to enjoy the time we have with Yaniv. He’s fucked himself into a corner and going to be losing big with his upcoming lolsuits. He’ll probably move his mom and aunt into a nursing home in order to sell their condo to pay for his life mistakes.
You’re not fooling anyone Yaniv, we all know that you don’t have any friends, you are unemployed, you’re broke as fuck and that you never win at anything. Just look, you lost to Donald and had to pay him money. You’re a fucking loser that your dad would be incredibly disappointed in. Now go get him a gravestone you pedo.
So Fuckstick managed to get a “small, brown puppy”. Thanks to unscrupulous fucking backyard breeders no doubt. They’d hand over their own spawn for the right price.
I’m outta here. Jessica fucking Jonathan Tampon Yaniv can burn in Hell for eternity. That innocent animal is either going to get kicked in the head during one of the wildebeest’s temper tantrums, or will end up sexually abused. Don’t believe me??? Guess where these twisted freaks start..you guessed it… animals.
Alert everyone, including the Wildebeest’s landlords, all animal welfare agencies, veterinarians, neighbors, whatever.
One false move you fat miserable fuck and it’s over. You better be treating that baby dog exactly perfectly gentle and kind, or a curse to beat all curses will befall your pimply ass. Worse than the curse of actually being Jonathan Yaniv.