As previously reported, BC Crown had filed an application to have a lawyer appointed to cross examine Keean Bexte in Jessica Yaniv Simpson’s upcoming criminal trial. The idea is that JY has been playing hot potato with lawyers and Crown wanted to stop JY from further delaying a trial by dumping yet another lawyer. The alternative fear was that JY would end up self-representing in court and intentionally (or unintentionally, because he’s an idiot) screw things up so badly that a mistrial would have to be declared.
MeowMix has exclusively obtained a copy of the Crown application for this, in which Crown lays out their concerns, including the fact that JY has dumped several lawyers and Yaniv (and possibly Bexte) are unprofessional beasts.
The application goes on to paint a picture of Yaniv and Bexte’s past, in which Bexte worked for Rebel Media and Yaniv is a (claimed) transgender person that Bexte has criticized. Crown also reveals that Bexte is concerned that he couldn’t give his best evidence if cross examined one on one by Yaniv, as he is concerned about threats, retaliation, and being confined in a room with his attacker. Bexte was concerned that Yaniv would provoke or frustrate him, but feels that a neutral lawyer would be beneficial. This makes sense. Yaniv is a dirtbag, and completely unlikeable. It’s hard for even seasoned Yaniv followers to keep their cool when they see Jonathan “I Ate a Whole Ham For Breakfast” Yaniv.
The claim goes on to say that March 18 was the fifth scheduled trial date for Yaniv (it’s now been rescheduled). The first trial was rescheduled 11 days in advance because of Yaniv’s GRS surgery. The second because Yaniv claimed he was too anxious to attend and needs a dog. The third was because Yaniv obtained new counsel and that they could not attend the scheduled dates, even though the Judge allowed Yaniv to bring his dog to that delay application to help alleviate his anxiety.
This is where it gets interesting. The Crown application goes on to describe in detail that Yaniv’s dog was “in fact an untrained puppy wearing a “service dog in training” vest. It ran around the courtroom and barked. Judge brown granted the defense an adjournment”.
The Crown indicated at that time that if Yaniv wanted his dog there that they would oppose this, for obvious reasons.
A new trial date was set, and then delayed because Yaniv’s new counsel was unavailable. A new trial date was set for March, but Crown was advised in the evening of February 24, 2022 that the lawyer, Ms. Hung, wanted off the record for JY.
This is interesting. According to our sources, Yaniv was abusive to her, including shouting and swearing. We aren’t sure if it was verbally by phone, or by email, and we have no confirmation of this.
This led to Yaniv applying to delay the trial even further.
Crown’s application goes on to cite case law suggesting that Crown and the Court have a responsibility to ensure the trial will flow smoothly, and the Judge has the power to take steps to ensure this happens to protect the accused and the victim.
The application goes on to state that Yaniv is likely to unduly frustrate and provoke the witness (Bexte), which deprives the Court of proper evidence. Crown says an appointed lawyer to question Bexte would help alleviate this. Again, that makes sense.
Crown goes on to say that, because of the acrimonious history between Bexte and Yaniv, they anticipate a breakdown of decorum which could lead to a mistrial.
Despite Yaniv’s claims to be a legal wizard, and most recently a student of criminal justice, Crown believes Yaniv is a loose (and stupid, probably) cannon, and that a skilled and trained lawyer would provide a more focused cross examination, resulting in fewer objections from Crown Counsel and less time spent by the Court correcting and training Jon.
In other words, to sum all of the above up…
- Crown is tired of JY’s delay tactics.
- Crown knows JY’s dog isn’t a service dog and opposes it being in the courtroom.
- JY is a legal idiot who will fuck the trial up, perhaps intentionally.
- A professional should come in and handle this because JY is an idiot.
To the best of our knowledge this application has been granted.
20220228, JY Assault Trial, Crown ApplicationCheck out MeowTube.org!
As a 20 year (non-Canadian) lawyer, I say–well done.
This motion will be granted. Yaniv is toast.
Very FAT toast.
“Fat Jess is toast.”
Mama always says . . “once the bread is toast, it will never ever be bread again”.
P.S. I’m not just talking smack guys (and girls).
This is a very professional, well-written motion supported with proper citations to authority AND evidence, and submitted to a (now) very sympathetic judge.
I would bet my house, my cars, my boat, my children, on the outcome of this.
Fat Jess is toast.
I would like your boat please. Can we make a different bet?
This makes me so happy!!! It’s amazing to me that one person can delay and cause so many problems for the court system. He needs to be held accountable for his behavior and I for one can not wait for it to happen.
Badda Bing, Badda Boom! Jon you stupid fat fuckstick. You are about as useful as a compass at the North Pole. Short comment today as I just can’t keep up with the dumb, obese, fucking drama queen, failed wannabe cunt lawyer.
When did Bexte stop working for Rebel News, out of interest?
April 2021
Awwww . . . . gee whiz Trevor, I was hoping, and I’m sure I speak for others here, that you would once again “touch” on your reflections just how you really feel about Frankentranny and his theatrics with that very eloquent “Dunen” critique.
Oh well, looks like I’ll be drinking Chanti by myself and having an old friend for dinner and sheeeeit.
LMAO.
Cheers
This is HUGE and immensely bad for that loathsome walking yeast infection!
1. While not unprecedented for the Crown to make an application like this it is quite rare and is only sought in extreme circumstances. The Crown has clearly seen past all yaniv’s bullshit and have had enough. I’d say they’ve made a strong and cogent case for the Justice to grant their request.
2. It cites both his delaying & antagonization tactics as well as rexy the unwunder-dog and how its been an affront to both the Court and Bexte expectation for expeditious justice. If yaniv had an ounce of real legal training or took the advice of council he’s know that this is not how you curry favor with the Court.
3. I’m literally LMAO at “The dog was in fact an untrained puppy wearing a “service dog in training” vest. It ran around the courtroom and barked.” I can only imagine the cluster fuck and scene jon and rexy were causing.
As an aside its interesting the submission that its made in the name of yaniv. Has anyone confirmed jon has gone through the actual process of changing his last name to simpson or is this just another self-identification?
Ramblings of a non-strata residing, non-BC resident..
Rexy as a service dog has now been dismissed by court three times( I think).
1) during this event
2) during Mama Yaniv’s appearance (promoting OA to post a BC HRT application )
3) By the CRT, Rexy “ Bayshore’s submitted evidence from a dog trainer that indicates a puppy would not be capable of identifying such a (blood sugar)drop. Based on the evidence before me, I find it equally likely that it could have been Ms. Simpson’s failure to control her dog that caused her blood sugar to drop, if it did drop.”
**Is it possible Strata rules will say Rexy is too large a breed for the condo?
**Is Rexy not fixed because AO wants to use him as a Stud? (All service dogs are spayed or neutered) cashed strapped as this person is, it might be a way of hedging bets if the service dog scam doesn’t work out.
Yes, I think its become abundantly clear to everyone that rexy isn’t and will never be a legitimate service dog.
But you raise a valid question, now that its been identified as a de facto pet what are the rules for fat jon’s strata re allowed dog sizes? That said the unfortunate reality is even if there are applicable rules/bylaws the slug will attempt to circumvent them and drag this out. Only hope of the strata and other residents is jon exhausts his and mother’s bank account, he defaults on his mortgage and is kicked out.
I thought rexy was a bitch? Maybe I have it confused with Miriam.
“This is HUGE and immensely bad for that loathsome walking yeast infection!”
Perhaps when that “massive potato shaped head” (lol) Frankentranny is released, or, if he’s released from incarceration, monostat or vagisil will have turned ‘woke’ and sheeeit by then, and offer him a commercial with Frankentranny’s picture as “Canada’s Face Of Vaginal Dryness” with a man’s jock itch cream disguised as a “fake make believe woman mangina meathole cream” yeast infection product for “chicks with dicks” to represent down in his cardboard gloryhole booth on the DTES back alleys and sheeeeit.
Keep in mind everyone that this is only one of many lawsuits, I bet he’s doing this in all his other cases. In the end, he’s going to be in massive debt with all the lost cases. Not to mention he’s going to have some jail time thrown in there.
His mom created this mess, his mom is going to have to pay for it.
Well, mama always says . . . “ya can’t get blood from a rock . . ” so when the condo and cash are all gone maybe Frankentranny has something else he wants to chop off, or rip out, after all, he’ll be right next door to chynatown down there on the DTES so it’s not like his delusional desperations have guided his worthless life into prosperity before and sheeeit.
So…
The “I fire my lawyer before court date” Tactic is done.
The “I need a service dog” Tactic is done too.
The “I had my dick chopped off” Tactic is also done.
The “O my god the place where my dick used to be is bleeding” Tactic has also been used.
Lets see what he got left to stall the court even more…
I dont think that Rumple-foreskin will try to pull out another “sick note” from mommy.
I wouldnt put it past that little prom night dumpster baby to try and pull the “Oh no my Grandma is dying” card.
And to be quite honest, since this mental midget already tried to make people believe he got a brain tumor, i wouldnt put it past that window licker to try and fake falling over unconscious.
(Probably damaging several nearby buildings with the seismic event that follows when his 400lb carcass hits the floor)
It smacks of a coward too afraid of facing the consequences of his own actions. Is he hoping that if he delays enough, the CP will just throw up their hands and drop the charges? Yeah, that’s not going to happen, they’re determined to nail him one way or another and the Hon. Robert Hamilton seemed to feel the same way, but now that he’s gone (and Jon no doubt counting his blessings), who knows what kind of a Judge Rita Bowry is like, or if she’ll take to Jon’s case like Hamilton did.
I wonder if Jon will argue “Okay, so… at the time of the assault, I was PMSing SO HARD! I mean we’re all girls here, you know what that’s like.” 😀
I think this will get very interesting, because if you google the judges name this pops up
“the first Hindu/Punjabi woman judge appointed to the Court.”
We all know what that little Goebbels thinks about foreigners.
Just give up now Jessica..
You must see it by now fatass. 2022 has defeated you. By the way, you never did tweet what Rexy eats. Please let us know. It’ll make it an easier adjustment for her new owners when you are forced to give her up.
So Njord-Your comment actually jarred an old memory…I could swear I’ve seen video footage of the exact situation as you’ve described. It was a video clip shot by one of Jon’s security cameras inside of his condo, showing him ”lowering himself to the ground”, in a ”faux-fall” or faked seizure. I tried to find the footage in MeowMix’s library, but I was unsuccessful. Am I wrong here, did I in fact imagine seeing this, or am I starting to lose it? Anyone else recall seeing this?
Nope, you are right there was a video of the fuckweasel doing exactly what you are saying
Its riiiiiight there: https://meowtube.org/videos/Medical/med05.mp4
Njord-
Dare I say it, yet again? (TrustedNerd just makes these comebacks SO damn easy!!!)
”BADA BING, BADA BOOM”…and just like that, I prove neither one of US, are the crazy ones…(thank you, ‘Null’ and KiwiFarms)!!
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yaniv-collapses-daintily-onto-a-filthy-carpet.59417/
*(Hope its ok to post this link, that it isn’t in violation of any MM/KF terms of use- deeply apologize if it did; totally understand if this comment and link must be removed). LD
Fuck, man, if you’re going to fake a fall don’t do one where you’re in a high school play, really go for it and smack your head on the edge of the counter, let us really hear you splat onto the floor. 😀
I like this version more
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yaniv-collapses-daintily-onto-a-filthy-carpet.59417/page-5#post-5144215
My favorite part is how he reaches for his phone right after he “falls” during his “seizure”. Really hilarious!!
Well Hannibal lecture, my liver loving friend, I am saving myself and am going to write a feature when any of the Rebel News cases come up. I love to write about this dimwit but the fat cunt is wearing me out, he must fucking wear himself out with all of this delusional court action/lawyer rubbish.
Btw, someone on the farm actually did the math.
Quote:
He paid out – filing/service fees……$1,778.00
Awarded……$7,616.77
He paid out – “fined” by the court……$8,320.00
“damages” he had asked for but denied……$921,944.18
Total $$$ he has/is asking for (including ongoing cases)……$1,027,920.18
Source: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jonathan-yaniv-jessica-yaniv-trustednerd-trustednerd-com-jy-knows-it-jy-british-columbia.49790/page-1118#post-11560381
Thank you for doing the math Stranger, i hope your calculator will always say 58008 when you turn it on.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Mr Jonathon Blobby Yaniv-Simpson, you are possibly the thickest person ever to walk the earth, and I am not just talking about your abdomen size. The scary thing is that your own words, “he is done, he is done,” were self-prophetic in reality.
The crown has fully caught onto you. BCHRT have caught onto you & CRT has caught onto you. Local law firms avoid you and don’t want to be associated with your name or smell. It is rare for a lawyer to fire a client, so you must have been some POS to her to achieve this.
Let’s look at what the crown and, consequently, RCMP, every business and lawyer in BC now know.
1. You will hire & fire lawyers in a pathetic attempt to avoid trials.
2. You will be abusive to female lawyers of colour to the point they fire you.
3. You are too unstable to self represent yourself and would likely behave in a manner resulting in your arrest.
4. Your behaviour is classed as deliberate attempts to pervert the court’s natural business.
5. You smell very badly & need diapers
6. You are a sexual deviant with 911 responders
7. You have committed perjury by claiming Rexie is a service dog.
8. The police, courts, lawyers, judges and local business owners know this & no longer fear you suing them.
9. Your fat
10. You desperately want Donald’s dick.
11. You will lie and plead not guilty despite incontrovertible evidence against you.
12. You are so thick you can’t remember the lies you put on your last application.
13. You abuse Aunt Miriam & your Mum, Elana. (Sexually, Physically, Mentally and financially)
14. Softer punishment options do not affect your behaviour and only risk reoffending
15. Everything that comes out of your tunnel sized mouth is a lie
16. You fake your disabilities for grafting & to avoid punishment
17. Jack Yaniv didn’t die – He went into hiding to get away from the poisonous slug.
18. Even if you now have a genuine issue, no one will take it seriously or help you in any way.
19. Did I mention you are FAT & Smell badly? The court is only keeping the mask mandate to protect themselves against you.
As you said in your own words, “You are done, You are done”, and it is glorious that you managed to self feck yourself so spectacularly.
Seems more than fair to me.
I still think the eunuch will find a woke doctor who attests him he can’t attend trial due to (a) complex regional pain syndrome, (b) fresh infections of his stench hole, (c) a deliberate diabetes spike the day of the trial. He will also say that a trial date must take account of his menstrual cycle, as due to his overflowing femininity, his PMS are incapacitating and he must spend such days in the bath tub.
Jail the troon!