Six-time (alleged) criminal Jessica Yaniv Simpson tweeted late Sept 29, 2021 about obtaining a handgun. This comes days after threats to destroy the lives of anyone on campus that crosses JY’s path, and after a long series of threats and criminal behaviour. The real question is…is JY a threat or a joke?
OCTOBER 1, 2021 UPDATE: Sometime in the last +/-24 hours, JY deleted the tweet shown below. It makes you wonder why…Did his lawyer tell him to? Twitter? Did UFV ask some questions?
Also worth updating, on Sept 30, after people pointed out to him that he will be unlikely to get a gun for more than a year, Jonny shows his lack off his complete lack of knowledge (again) by trying to brag this his weapons offenses were “completely gone”. While it is true that they were conditionally discharged and no longer appear on CSO, they will show up on CPIC records – and background checks – for a total of three years since the date of conviction, so until Sept 2023. You can find more information here.


I guess JY realized how stupid these tweets were. Maybe that’s why they’ve been deleted.
Backing up…
It’s important to note that JY has had six criminal charges against them, several of which would be amplified by a gun.
- assault
- uttering death threats
- possession of illegal weapons (x2)
- mischief (x2).
If you then factor in that Yaniv has made numerous death threats against people online and in person, and that Miriam Yaniv has joined in on this, one could start to worry.
Is now a good time to mention that Yaniv’s aunt and mother are also facing criminal charges for uttering threats and assaulting a police officer? It’s not like this family has any respect for law, society, or decency. The only thing that matters to them is themselves.

The MeowMix team debated this story for some time and ultimately we don’t all agree on how to write this post. Here’s our two lines of thought.
First, this needs to be taken seriously. Here you have a person facing several criminal charges, with a history of obtaining weapons illegally, making death threats, physically assaulting at least two people, and a documented history of gun obsession. Now they’re saying they can’t wait to obtain one, just days after saying they would ruin the lives of people on a university campus.
Given JY’s obsession with guns, his unrelenting desire for revenge, his overwhelming need to be viewed as powerful, and his childish impulsiveness, we should all be concerned about this. From the chat logs with Sara and Arianna, we have seen that JY has a deep need to feel like he’s respected, and when things went south, he resorted to talking about guns. When Sara upset him, he said he could get a gun, as if that would make her suddenly respect him.
The other train of thought is that here you have a complete chicken shit that wants to look tough, piss people off, and get attention. Their history, shady as it sounds, is also wrapped in cowardice. Yaniv owned two tasers and the bravest he could be was to pull it out on a livestream with Blaire White as a prop to look like a victim.
His “assault” on Bexte was swinging his arm like a fat airplane propeller, and his “assault” on Menzies was because Menzies literally baited him to do it – and succeeded. He threatened to kill Chris Elston, but when Elston presented himself JY sat in his condo parking lot and called 911 from the shadows. When face to face with Chris in his car, JY could barely string together two words. He mumbled about Chris making bomb threats and threatened him before speeding off and stopping for a green light. He was panicked. What did Chris do? Literally stood there silently. Wearing a sign.
Realistically, obtaining a pistol in Canada isn’t that easy either. JY could probably pass the exams and, even if he could get a license, which is questionable, could he afford a pistol? And then, he has to meet all the storage and transportation requirements in Canada. Remember – it is illegal to open or concealed carry in Canada for virtually everyone other than LEOs. If Yaniv was caught ANYWHERE in public with the gun on him it would be an offense unless it’s sealed in a case and he’s en route to a range.
There you have the two opinions on this matter. On one hand, you should be concerned. We don’t want people like JY running around with a weapon. He’s mentally unstable, deranged, and has a track record of wanting to hurt people. He’s literally made multiple statements that he wants to kill people – and has been charged for them. Here’s several screenshots to support this angle.
On the other hand, it’s fucking JY. There’s a 50/50 chance this dumbass would accidentally shoot himself on the first day of gun ownership, if he could ever get to that stage at all. Not to mention the fact that JY is a coward…The bravest thing he could ever muster with a weapon was to spray bear spray at a mirror in a public bathroom. This is about power to him. He wants people to fear him and be afraid. He wants his fellow students to fear him on campus and think that he’s a force to be reckoned with. I don’t think he is. He thinks guns are cool and owning one would make him powerful and everyone would fall in line around him.
What do you think? Check out more screenshots of Yaniv’s gun obsession in the Crime folder on MeowTube and leave a comment below telling us which side of the matter you land on. Is this a serious incident waiting to happen, or tough talk from an empty sack?
I can assure anyone who reads this that this fat fuck will never, ever legally own a firearm in Canada let alone a restricted one. I order to own a firearm, you need a legitimate reason and for “protection” isn’t a legitimate reason in Canada. The background check is painfully detailed. He has enough red flags that once any application is received, his pseudonym will set off alarm bells.
He has a much chance of owning a firearm as being hired by any self respecting law firm. He has to first finish the legal program first, highly doubt that he’ll ever get that far.
Half the time, he posts shit to just get a rise out of people.
He has as much chance of owning a firearm and working at a law firm as I have a chance of a night in the sack with the real Jessica Simpson.
This comment was awesome. I also wanted to add that yaniv is fat, since our fav poster isn’t around. Lol. Yaniv is fat.
To say that Yanny the Tranny is fat is true, yet misleading.
In fact, he is VERY fat. Very, very VERY fat.
Not only does half the time he simply post shit. He also shits inside his diapers. Poor depraved soul JY is!!
JY is an idiot but I believe at the same time is a serious threat to society and is a ticking timebomb and with all those screen shots of its threats I just can’t fathom how its fat fucking ass is not in jail. I have zero faith in the RCMP.
JY is a massive loser in every sense of the word, however Yaniv is also dangerous, and there’s video to prove that (as well as all the charges) People, particularly girls and women need to be vigilant around Yaniv. Always be in pairs if you will be around Yaniv. The funniest part of the whole article is where Yaniv says he has friends. We all know Yaniv has no friends and never will.
The only thing jon hasn’t ever lost is weight
For real that wimpy marshmallow couldn’t fire a weapon with any kick. I would pay a thousand dollars to go to a gun range with jy purely for the lolz
Notice the flurry of activity on its Twitter feed. Something is brewing and it’s trying to distract from that. Or it’s just craving attention.
I would be surprised if JY was issued a PAL (a firearms license in Canada) whatsoever without a clean criminal record when it comes to weapons. Part of the process of obtaining the license is a criminal background check, and a personal interview where you are asked why you want to own firearms.
Even so, I agree that JY is an unhinged menace. JY bragging about using guns in any context is concerning.
You can be sure that the moment that thing posts about having a firearm or any other kind of weapon several calls will be placed at the rcmp about it, and i thing they will take that very serious and gladly kick in its door again.
Zero Chance Fatass Is Getting A Gun!
While tubby might have completed the course there’s simply no chance he’ll ever be in a position to legally own a firearm in Canada. He’s the posterchild of who shouldn’t be allowed to own gun.
The questions on the PAL application that jon will have trouble answering:
6. b) Previous Last Name & 6. c) Previous First Name
-he can answer these but will make him angry
8. Gender, Male or Female
-no troon option
16. a) Have you ever been charged, convicted or granted a discharge for an offence:
(i) under the Criminal Code or the Youth Criminal Justice Act where violence was used, threatened or attempted;
16. d) Have you ever threatened or attempted suicide, or have you ever suffered from or been diagnosed or treated by a medical
practitioner for: depression; alcohol, drug or substance abuse; behavioural problems; or emotional problems?
16. e) Do you know if you have ever been reported to the police or social services for violence, threatened or attempted violence, or other conflict in your home or elsewhere?
16. f) During the past two (2) years, have you experienced a divorce, a separation, a breakdown of a significant relationship, job loss or bankruptcy?
-while answering yes to these isn’t an immediate disqualifier you would need to show VERY compelling reasons to both the RCMP and CFO why you wouldn’t be a threat to yourself or the community, jon wouldn’t meet that threshold
H – References, A reference is anyone who has known you for at least three (3) years and is at least 18 years old.
-his sock accounts or Arianna don’t count
He’s a fat fucking coward, he slept on his mothers balcony for two months because some Aussie bloke was asking after him and hanging around his condo. Here in Oz it’s not hard to get a handgun on the black market, especially in Melbourne where I come from if you know the right people. (and I do) But fat Jon has no hope of ever getting a gun licence with his severe criminal history. The other thing fat Jon needs to be very careful of is that he is a target himself. I know for a fact that he has several people in Canada that want to have a chat with him and he would be very easy to find on every second Wednesday, and these bike riding blokes have access to guns and they hate paedophiles. Jon thinks he’s bullet proof and he’s going to get the shock of his life when his hollow threats all catch up with him on campus. The people looking for him cannot believe their luck that he is stupid enough to walk around in a public place without the protection that international celebrities usually have, I mean look at John Lennon, he thought he was safe, just like Jon does. Big mistake fatso.
I should invite fatty to my house ……….I live in Texas.
Cristina you would break his neovag though.
Even though the fat idiot would never legally, and realistically be able to purchase a firearm, the posts should still be forwarded to the Langley RCMP’s tard wrangler. Especially once you consider JY’s recent missteps at school.
A mentally ill coward with no friends , that makes social media posts about its intent of getting a firearm, is definitely something that the RCMP need to be aware of.
“tard wrangler” lol
@Bob
All detachments out here have at least 1 or 2 officers per shift that handle any of the cases involving people like JY. To be specific, they focus on the mentally ill and people that are known to waste police resources. This is exactly why JY gets put on hold when he calls them for any of his fake-bullshit. Kind of surprised he hasn’t figured this one out yet.
I don’t think he’s a threat. Ya he’s an idiot, but at the same time if he shoots someone it’s automatic game over for him. He goes to jail and he’s done for. He can’t hide in jail. He may be stupid but he know enough on what he can and can’t do. He’s all talk because he’s a fucking coward. He’s made his life what it is. Everybody knows who he is. Everybody wants to kick the living shit out of him. If he goes to jail he can’t hide from anyone. He’s making threats, but that’s all that going to happen.
ahhh…but Yanny would be sent to a woman’s med security facility, it would be overjoyed to be locked up with women and kids (they have family units in women’s prisons)
I don’t think he’s a threat. Ya, he’s stupid, but at the same time, if he shoots someone it’s automatically game over for him. He goes to jail and he’s done for. He can’t hide in jail. He knows enough on what he can and can’t do to keep his ass out of jail. (for now) He’s all talk because he’s a fucking coward. He’s good at talking shit because he can hide at home or at mommy’s place. If he went to jail, he wouldn’t last a week.
Take the Danforth shooter there were many sings this was someone not will yet people said he is not a threat.Then he acted and look how many people died and gut hurt.
He would never get one legally.
Illegally? Possibly.Hes a coward and thinks that having a gun makes him some sort of hard man .He thinks it will. make people like and respect him .Completely delusional
IF he did get a gun,either he would go after Donald or end up as a college shooter because no one likes him .
I’m more surprised that he was allowed to attend college, given his background. Girls there are saying he’s making them frightened and uneasy .That should not be ignored . He won’t complete the course but he could do some serious damage in the meantime
I say let the fat piece of shit have a gun, if he wants one. But he’s only allowed one bullet, if you get my drift.
Make 41% into 100%
First off, an apology for what’s going to be a long post but its relevant to fat jon & his pursuit of a PAL/RPAL. The following is an extract of a ruling from the Ontario Court of Justice re the revocation of an individual’s PAL. The Justice agreed with an Ontario firearms officer that the individual “lack(ed) the responsibility and discipline the law requires of gun owners” and cited the officer’s comments as follows:
“You have a criminal record dating back to 1989. You have had a number of charges for such things as assault, fail to comply with recognizance, fail to comply with undertaking and four charges of criminal harassment withdrawn for various reasons. I have read over 70 incident reports written by various officers of the Niagara Regional Police Service.
You have been involved in a bitter feud with your cousin for many years in which you both have demonstrated some very questionable behaviour.
I am very concerned with the fact that you have faced four charges of criminal harassment, two in 2008 and now again, much more seriously in my view in 2012. You received a one-year common-law peace bond in 2009 with a condition not to possess any weapons for a period of one year for the original two criminal harassment charges. However due to the fact that the complainant in the most recent allegation of criminal harassment, Carol Elliott, recanted her statements to the police the Crown was forced, once again, to accept a plea bargain. Once again you received a one-year common-law peace bond, only this time without a condition not to own or possess any weapons, which I believe was a serious oversight. The fact that the complainant recanted her statement does not mean that it did not happen. In fact I have reviewed some of the emails you sent to her, that were provided to police prior to her recanting. I found your ramblings to be erratic and unsettling leading me to believe that your obsession with Carol Elliott was an unhealthy one.
You are a calculating individual that will do anything to manipulate the people around you. This was borne out when you made a half-hearted attempt to hang yourself in order to make Elliott feel guilty about the split and hopefully get back together with you. This type of behaviour also, in my mind, brings your mental stability into question.
You sent huge numbers of emails and texts over a three week period and Elliott described you as becoming more controlling and starting to act out in alarming ways. One of the more rambling text demands that Elliott listen to the lyrics from an Eminem (rap artist) song where a male stalks an ex-girlfriend, shooting and killing the ex-girlfriend before he turns the gun on himself. You indicate many times that you want Elliott to kill you as you have nothing to live for as a result of the failed relationship.
As a result of this particular email my concerns for public safety escalated.
Over the years you have demonstrated that you are unpredictable which makes you volatile one minute and desperate the next. It is this escalating history of aggressive and sometimes irrational behaviour that concerns me greatly with regards to the risk of public safety. You have run the gamut from simply being aggressive, to threatening, to assaultive and most recently to being irrational and threatening.
Any one of these incidents looked at individually would not appear to be that significant but taken in their totality there is an intensified risk to public safety that needs to be dealt with.
Your overall conduct is concerning since police are involved repeatedly and others are in fear of their safety. As a result, I have determined that there is a significant risk to public safety and I am revoking your firearms licence.”
If you want to read the complete ruling its at: https://canlii.ca/t/gfqb9
As for why JV took down the Tweet my guess is the threat of possible charges is why the Tweet is gone.
I have a joke for you guys. This morning I went to sign my dog up for welfare. At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare”. So I explained to her that my dog is like Jonathan Yaniv: he is incontinient, stinks, overweight, has a small dick, has never worked a single day in his life, and has no fricking clue who his daddy is.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Wednesday.
This is a great country!
I know many people who own guns, mostly hunters and target shooters.
None of them are stupid enough to advertise their gun ownership to a wide audience on social media. Not a single, solitary one. Not only would it make one appear a pompous braggadocio, but you would open yourself up to every idiot who thought it might be a good idea to steal your gun.
Yaniv-Simpson doesn’t have a gun, least of all that Beretta. Given that gun is a thousand dollars when legally acquired, I suspect its procurement price on the black market would require more cash than Yaniv-Simpson possesses or ever possessed. On the other hand, you can get a beautiful Beretta Airsoft clone from Evike, so technically Yaniv-Simpson may have a Beretta, just like technically Yaniv-Simpson is going to law school.
The only danger Yaniv-Simpson poses is to your eyes; primarily as an affront to anyone’s sense of aesthetics, and secondly as a potential sharp-shooter of BBs.
Jessica Yaniv Simpson has sexual intercourse with Miriam Yaniv three times a week.
Is this confirmed? How do you know?
The image of those two scissoring is horrific.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22hsUaag47g