On December 19, 2022, Jessica Yaniv Simpson sued the Provincial Health Services Authority o/a BC Emergency Health Services (read: paramedics/ambulance service) alleging a paramedic “sexually assaulted” him, etc. The entire document is an unhinged mess that you can read here.
BCEHS has now replied to Yaniv’s lawsuit with a short and sweet response, and they’ve indicated there is more to come.
You can read the entire document at the link below, but the short and sweet details are that BCEHS has expertly lawyered up and their response is that they were responding to a 911 call about an overdose, they took a patient to the hospital, there was no assault or anything else, and they will file more of a reply later.
In other words, Jonny is playing with the big boys now and it looks like they may be well aware of who he is.

Does that lying POS really think he has a case against any of the people he sues? He and his mother are liars, proven in a court. When a Yaniv’s lips move, they are lying. I know for a lot of us, it can be disheartening to see him get away with this time after time, but it will end. There will be consequences. One day they will fuck with the wrong person, and they will both get exactly what they have coming.
Let’s hope we see some serious repercussions for Big Jon this time. As we all know he has a sick fetish about being the victim of sexual assault and has accused countless people in the past. Let’s see the Canadian authorities take real action and not some slap on the wrist and let this monstrosity know that people have killed themselves after being accused of sex crimes and these type of false allegations will not be tolerated. It’s also disgusting that the medical profession are having to hire lawyers and use up valuable resources fighting this fat fool. Him and his ridiculous mother should be sent to a desert island or some such place, well away from all decent human beings.
Jesus wept. miriam as inept as her son I see – mind you jonny still can’t get it right and he commits “suicide” 3 times a week. I’m not belittling MH problems at all, however if you’re serious about topping yourself you don’t fail.
This munchie trio/doctor shoppers have enough drugs between them to put Langley to sleep and we’re to believe their attempts are serious?
JY and his mother are forgetting their own lies and experiences. Just look at Miriams review of costal clinic, the very same clinic JYS gave a one star review three years ago. Why go back to a clinic where the Neurologists are available through other clinics.
“Coastal Clinics
2630 Croydon Dr Unit 310, Surrey, BC V3Z 6T3
The receptionist lacks customer service and personal skills which in turn, degrades the overall perception of the doctors that work out of this clinic. Many of these Neurologists may be accessible via other means.“
Ooooooooooooooo, JonJon, these aren’t terrified women with small home businesses you’re trying to run into the ground. As well, you’ve made quite a name for yourself and people have caught on to your utter nonsense, so no one is caught by surprise. Stop being such a ninny and salvage the few remaining molecules of humanity you have left. Seriously, I don’t like you at all; I think you are horrible. But you’re young enough you might have a chance.
WHO AM I KIDDING
I suppose in one sense the yanivs have successfully committed suicide and we all got front row tickets.
Imagine the shit these two would be pulling if his BCHRT anonymity hadn’t been lifted. The one time his mouthing off has benefited the general public ie how many of their ensuing filings would have been $ settled behind closed doors. As epic as Gerald Ratner (UK).
Devyn almost redeemed herself lifting that. Almost.
This was the hearing where one of the parties had lawyered up right? I don’t think she had much of a choice. I mean she was faced with a fellow lawyer this time, not an immigrant who didn’t know English. If she had allowed Jonboy to run rampant at her hearing, making baseless allegations and all that, that lawyer could’ve made a complaint questioning her professional conduct and her impartiality… not to mention her legal peers might’ve crucified her for it. The lawyer made a good case for his client and she was backed into a corner and had to be professional and I think when she realized Jonboy could ruin her professional career, she was quick to wash her hands of that walrus. I would’ve loved to have been a fly on the wall that day to see Jon’s visible confusion when Devyn started asking questions that was tanking his case.
Hey fuckwit, I just read your pathetic poem on Twitter about your Mum and Gina. Give the poetry game away my delusional and severely obese friend, enrolling in fifty seven courses at SFU does not make you Robbie Burns. This poem is right up there with your published SFU papers, complete and utter rubbish. As for Gina being in trouble, we’ve heard all of this tripe before, I can guarantee that Gina has done no wrong and her crime is all in your pea brained little mind. What is likely to happen is that your mother will face multiple charges of pulling false fire alarms. let’s get this straight you fat cunt, you are in the silly habit of pulling false fire alarms, I’ve seen you do it in the court lift and you’ve been charged for it. Doing this is costing people their lives Jon, the Fire Brigade have to keep running to you over and over because you are trans and it seems your trans shield is working, you should have been locked in a mental institution years ago. People are out on the street in car accidents, there are house fires and there are rescue jobs for the fire brigade, but a major part of their time is spent attending your fire alarms. These people are losing their houses in fires because of you, injured people are laying in mangled wrecks of cars, waiting for the fire truck to come from your place, fuck that’s a cunts act. What you and your mother are doing is a disgusting vile act, you say you want trans rights, that you are an activist and so on and son, if you are all of these things then stop pulling false fire alarms you dumb fat cunt. These frail old people are in the twilight of their lives, you are harassing these people to death, literally, it’s only a matter of time before a pissed off relative catches up with you and rectifies your attitude with a bit of old school retribution. Try pulling a fire alarm at SFU and see if you are still studying. The other thing I should mention is that you spent all your time focusing on getting your new coin slot. Try and run me through your thinking fat Jon, have you weighed yourself lately, have you looked in the mirror, mate you’re a fucking fat, dirty slob and as such you are untouchable as a sex partner. You could have had lap-band surgery on your enormous stomach and lost 300 kilos and now you’d only be a 50 kilo teen princess, but still you’d have that massive lopsided head of yours and as such you are still untouchable as a sex partner. I could have fixed your head for $50. All you had to do was call me, we’d go down the local hardware store and buy a very large, cheap vice, then we’d put your head in it and I’d re-shape it, we’d still have a problem though because your head would be the right shape but it would still be huge, I mean your eyes wouldn’t be severely out of whack by an inch so that’s a bonus, so then, I’d wet your head and put it in the oven at 200c for 25 minutes and then your head would shrink down to size to fit your tiny brain. I see you made massive in-roads into the toilet problem at SFU and have now cleared the way for all transgender biological males to be able to use the women’s toilets, all one of them, we know you are a piss and shit loving blob who loves to rifle through the tampon bins and bother young nymphs for tampons when all you have is a Ken Doll mound and no hole and the only time you’ll ever bleed is when some lucky big bloke smacks you in the mouth for pulling a fire alarm. Now to Ambulance Servide’s response to our obese rape survivor. To be honest with you i totally believe Jon. I know how these randy ambulance fellows can be. I can see the lust in his eyes in the photos of Steve that our fat hero, Jon published. basically reading between the lines, Miriam took an overdose and the Ambulance were called, initially when our handsome young Steve turned up he was totally concentrating on saving Miriam. then our teen princess, Jessica Serenity Simpson turned up. Immediately the vibe changed. Steve’s eyes met with Jessica’s, and there was an instant connection. Both Jon and Steve knew at that moment that they would marry, Steve got an instant hard on when he saw Jon’s odd shaped head, stringy unwashed hair and his 200 pound gut hanging over his coin slot. Jon started to make wedding plans in his head. At this point Steve had to leave to rush to the hospital in his ambulance, our fat Jon, now in love followed in his car like a lovesick little puppy. When they got to the hospital, Steve could contain his excitement no more, he groped Jessica’s, real biological female breast in a fit of passion. Jon decided to play hard to get and resisted, knowing that no matter what he did, handsome young Steven still wanted Jon’s man-cunt. Steve begged for Jon’s phone number, but our little princess always plays hard to get, just like he did with Sarah, ha ha ha ha! Jon then lodged a rape complaint and then attended three rape counselling session as well as going to the emergency department and the police to report the rape, he did this because our fat man knows that you treat them mean to keep them keen. Steve, if you are reading this, I am a straight man, mate you have a great body, you’re young and fit and you are severely good looking and as such, if I were in Canada and were not gay, I’d want your phone number, I know my girlfriend certainly does, I see you also now have a female fan club, nice work bro, get fucked Jon, cunt.
Treat them mean to keep them keen? OMG I am dying laughing over here. That was awesome. Please never stop posting here; I love reading your stuff.
HHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA OMG that is the best thing I’ve seen bloody today, that poem!!!!! Thank you, Jon, you abject failure of a man. OMG the best. If Dr. Seuss was dropped on the head, repeatedly, as a child and fed a steady diet of lead paint chips he would have written something akin to that story ‘bout a girl who is hoary. Hahahahahahahahahaah, seriously pissing myself. It’s so bad.
I have a poem for you:
Got a story to tell ‘bout a “girl” named Jess
He’s a big, fat oaf, but I must confess,
I love to read about his crappy life
And how every woman he talks to he thinks is his wife.
But what they really do is run for the hills!
Not only that, he has zero skills
In social, mental, physical, or academic areas.
He also looks like a hippo’s derrière!
He said he was Indigenous to get the Covid shot
But forgot to take care of his mangled coin slot.
His daily life is making up lies
In the hope that someday, he’ll win the big prize
And get a big payoff, so he can disappear.
But that wouldn’t happen! He’d still be a huge pain in the rear!
So carry on, Chump, in your flowered dress,
With your greasy hair, and your “makeup” a mess!
Your fake service dog is your only boo,
But if given a chance, he’d run away, too!
Enjoy your sad days of AGP delirium.
Oh, and Jonny, say “HI” to crazy Miriam!!!
You suck,
Reader
Long time follower, first time poster. Stephen, please sue this M*****F***** and do one of those gofundme’s for the case, because I’ve got a hundred dollars to put in it. Don’t go small claims, go big. All I ask is you show us the title to the condo after you’ve won.
Another frivolous claim that burdens Taxpayer’s needlessly. Legal costs to respond the dysfunctional sociopath Johnathan the unappealing, damaged both physically and mentally. The legal costs should be recovered from the Yaniv’s after they lose. Presently Miriam is pulling the Fire Alarm repeatedly to antagonize the Condo residents where she lives, five times the other night. The costs are huge and still it goes on. Serious restraints have to be placed on the Yaniv’s for the betterment of Society. Any service for the common good be it Transit, Medical, or Emergency Services are targets because they are Public. The Yaniv’s can’t stand any one but them getting the benefit of public services, they are Narcissists. They want to make everyone around them suffer because they are social outcasts, no one wants to interact with them. They feel ostracized and shunned so they lash out by targeting anything for the common good be it a Lounge at the Condo or Emergency Services. What a sad and pitiful existence they endure.
Do I get this right: the vile hag pulls the alarm each night, forces the 80 year olds out to ecacuate in their pyjamas in winter, and the police charge her with nothing, night after night? Say that ain‘t so.
LOL, I do quite like their response. Short, to the point….basically saying “you’re full of shit, fuck off and see you in court”.
This is so not going to end well for fat ass.
This is totally amazing, our fat Jon somehow knows what Gina Goddard thinks about Covid 19?
He’s also contacted all of the media and told them that, I sit and think, then I ask myself, why the fuck would the media care. I then think that they would be more likely to do a story on a serial false fire alarm puller, now that’s news because it ends in the death and injury of innocent people. Now let’s get on with it, I as you know am a pretty good wordsmith.
Jon’s latest poem is a total clusterfuck so let’s examine it in minute detail just to prove that this budding fat poet is nothing but a fuckwit. My comments in brackets
Listen up, let me tell you a story
‘Bout a girl named Miriam, feeling quite hoary
(The apostrophe takes the place of the capital A, the B should be lowercase. Whore is spelt incorrectly, what this sentence means is that he is telling you his own mother is a whore, and just calling Gina Goddard a liar, major fail here)
She needed some help, so she picked up the phone
(No comma required after “help”)
Dialed 911, but her call was never known
(What does the phrase, her call was never known, mean? Very bad diction, a call can be answered or heard, but saying her call is never known does not make any sense in the English language, very bad grammar)
Gina Goddard came in, with a stern and cold look
(Should read, “Gina Goddard came in with a stern, cold look”, very bad grammar, lose the “and”).
Snatched the phone away, like a crook from a book
(A crook is a hooked shepherd’s staff, about seven feet long, how in the fuck does that fit in a book, and why is it in the book, this term has no logical meaning?)
For denying assistance, when help was on the double
(This sentence has no logical meaning in the English language whatsoever. It doesn’t rhyme like the rest of the poem, it seems he left a whole sentence out here, how is help on the double, what does that actually mean?)
So let this be a lesson, to all who may lead
Helping others, is the most important deed
(He’s preaching to us that helping other’s is the most important dee, fuck me dry, is he fucking serious, has he ever lead by example, he’s never helped a single soul in his shitty life)
Don’t be like Gina, who thought she was above
(This sentence also makes no sense whatsoever, what did Gina think she was above, the sentence has not been finished, it is meaningless, seems it was just put there to rhyme with “proud of”)
Assistance is a right, and it’s something to be proud of.
(Jon, ringing the fire brigade 32 times for assistance to get out of the bath is not a right, and getting a warning letter to desist after trying to rape several fireman while you were naked in the bath is nothing to be proud of dick head)
Miriam was left, feeling all alone
(Miriam lives with her sister Ilana, she also lives in a condo with a common day room where she is constantly harassing the residents, on top of that Jon visits her, she visits Jon and the police, fire brigade and Ambulance are there on average every single day, she is never left all alone)
But little did she know, Gina’s actions would be shown
(So far as I know, at the time of writing, neither Jon nor Miriam nor anybody else have shown any of Gina’s alleged actions)
Gina thought she was in charge, that she could do no wrong
(Gina has never ever claimed to be in charge of anything, as far as I know)
But taking away the phone, was where she belonged
(This sentence has absolutely no meaning in the English language, it may be computer code for “I’m a total fuckwit”)
The authorities came, and now Gina’s in trouble
(This sentence does not rhyme with the previous sentence? The police were called by Jon, he did make some spurious allegations, the police did not believe him, Gina was not charged and the police left. It is however alleged that Miriam was running around several nights in a row pulling false fire alarms and on one night at least five fire trucks attended.
In summary, this is a severely terrible poem and as such it’s a total clusterfuck, sorry for the bad grammar here myself, but the term “as such” has to be used, as it indicates my intelligence. He calls his mother a fucking filthy whore in the first line, that’s pretty well correct. He is very lazy and just uses any word he can find in the dictionary that rhymes with the previous sentence even if it has no meaning whatsoever and makes no sense. I get the sense that he was trying to come across as articulate & somewhat of an intellectual. You see, since he fancies himself as gun thesis writer and uploaded his work onto Researchgate he now thinks he’s mastered the English language. He see’s himself as a Jordan Peterson type, yet in my eyes he’s more akin to Rolf Harris and Jimmy Saville.
Jon, take it from me son, you can’t write for shit, certainly don’t attempt poetry old son, I mean have a look at what you wrote you fucking dick head, it needs to be interpreted, preferably by you as I have no fucking idea what it means, nor does anybody else but I bet you feel pretty chuffed with yourself. Gina is not in trouble, pretty soon he’ll be claiming she raped him, as far as I know, the only person currently living in that whole street, facing three serious criminal charges, is our teen princess Jessica Serenity Simpson yet Jon seems to think that Gina is going to get the chair?
Trevor, I think poetry might be our Jon’s next big money-maker. He has the mark of genius. A modern-day Tennyson!! I’m sure he rolled the nacho-stained paper towel on which he wrote this masterpiece into a little ball, shoved it into his bum, and cried, “What a good boy am I!!” The jubilation of completing such a work of art must have been overwhelming. Was it Jon? Did you need to call the ambulance after experiencing post-masterpiece vapors? Did Steve arrive to look upon your curvy, ripe, womanly beauty once again, with bated breath?
A true Renaissance man, Jon—that is you. SWOON!
Jon Yaniv is fat.
Yes READER my friend, I am stunned by his literary genius, he puts Shakespeare to shame, it’s a beautiful piece of work, but I do believe it’s untitled, the genius of this move is that I believe that Jon is actually prompting us, his adoring public, for the title by leaving it out, he has made the poem interactive, it is therefore by definition totally inclusive, only a true messiah of the English language could think of such an intellectual move, in effect, the poem melds us all together in life’s big mixing pot, it has subtle hints of violence, while at the same time, it also hints at various serious accusations, although surprisingly they are never revealed, he also spells whore incorrectly in the very opening of the work, I believe here he is teasing you, he has spelled it wrong on purpose, he’s challenging you, do you have a go at him or think he’s a fucking moron or is he a genius? This is the beauty of this question, it gets you thinking for hours, he encourages you to get angry and aggressive with him to challenge him, and he knows that this contrasts with his gentle and understanding personality, so one become confused, scared and angry all at the same time, very few authors can inspire these type of feelings in the innocent but curious reader and this is what shores up his work, I find that while reading it, one is on the edge of their seat to see if the authorities come after Gina, yet you are never told, you are just left on the precipice of surprise and wonder as you read through the articulate and inspiring work and at the same time, as I said, it begs a title. There could only be one title for this wonderous tome and that is-
“My Mother is a filthy whore and I’m the lowest cunt on earth”-
by Jon Yaniv – 3rd Year criminology student SFU
Take note, for in Jessica Serenity Simpson, also known as Jessica Yaniv, Jon Gil Yaniv and simply “Cunt”, a star is born.