This list of the Top Ten Jessica Yaniv Simpson Fails of 2021 was submitted to MeowMix by Bal, a friend and follower. Check out Bal’s Top Ten of 2020 here!
Hello to all,
As 2021 comes to an end the Yaniv clan gave many of us so many moments of their stupidity and foolishness. The family had so many incidents, it’s virtually impossible to narrow a whole year to just 10. Taking some of the ‘highlights’ of 2021, you will find some of the best moments from them listed below. Much thanks to MeowMix, and all the people who work hard every day bringing us details of the Yariv’s misadventures.
Out With the Old, In With the New
January 1 is a day of reflection for most people a day to reflect on the year that went by and make adjustments for the New Year, set goals and plans. Due to the COVID 19 pandemic, Jan 1, 2021 was a bit different, as most night clubs and other hangouts were closed and the Public Health Order was in force limiting house parties. For Jon Yaniv, Jan 1, 2021 was a day unlike any other, as he was arrested and taken to the police station. This was due to the incident the previous fall where he confronted a detractor, threatened to kill him and called in a bomb threat all while being recorded on video. For Jon there was no escaping the ‘old’ or starting ‘new’.
Can of Worms
Most people know that Jon and Miriam (his mom) call the police for wellness checks. It’s quite odd as both live in secured buildings that require a fob to get in, have cameras in their units, one of them weighs 400 lbs., the other being uglier than a mud fence, all this along with the fact both have no money, makes one wonder why the wellness checks?
In early 2021 Jon called for a wellness check on his mom and aunt. The end result was his mom and aunt both being arrested for assault on a police officer. One should wonder if the Yariv’s didn’t waste resources on this wellness check, both women would have not been arrested. Good call Jon! The three of you can have criminal records. You opened the can of worms.
Editor Note…It was only after Brassard installed the can of worms.
The Big Owe
Montreal, one of the oldest cities in North America. A city where you can get poutine, bagels, smoked meat sandwiches, Molson, GRS, and Olympic Stadium. Built for the 1976 Olympics, Olympic stadium was a white elephant. It was not finished on time, the roof rarely worked, chunks of it fell off resulting in the closure of it at times and the stadium took 30 years to pay off. Montrealer’s have called it the “BIG OWE” instead of the BIG “O” for those various reasons.
Jon went to Montreal GRS in 2021 and, just like Olympic stadium, his surgery became another example of a BIG OWE. He didn’t get the coin slot he wanted. The diameter of his ‘vagina’ seems as big as the roof of Olympic stadium, pieces of it have fallen off, and he will have at least 30 years to think it over. (Knowing his diet, he might not even live that long). To the Docs at Montreal GRS, the next Molson I drink will be for you.
Justice is Blind, But it Has a Long Memory
One of the biggest peeves people have with Jon is his lawsuit filing threats and habits. Contrary to popular belief, Jon is not shown any protection for being ‘trans’ and protected class. The only times he has won is one case where they gave him go away money, and another where the lawyer was lazy and chose to go on vacation instead of reply. Also all his private prosecutions have wound up in the garbage.
After the 70+ lawsuits/complaints he has ‘’won’’ $7,500 bucks. In 2021 Jon filed several cases from the RCMP to Ministry of Attorney General to his mom’s strata among others. In each case they were dismissed outright. Knowing his habits were being noticed by court staff, he began to file in the Abbotsford court or go the BC CRT to avoid scrutiny. Unfortunately for Jon, being trans and disabled won’t help him in any venue as the paper he uses to file his cases would be better used as toilet paper.
The Rubber Match
Since 2019 Jon and DFS (DONALD FRANCIS SMITH) have had grudge and hatred for each other. Despite their differences, they are not that different. Both claim to be something else (DFS a reporter, JYS a Lawyer) , both have racism in their veins, both hate the left yet are only alive cause of the social safety net introduced by the left (DFS welfare, JYS CERB, Disability).
I am very sure in any another country the two of them would have passed away a long time ago due to lack of public funds and services. After being annoyed by DFS, JYS went on a spree against him, having him jailed for 39 days till he was bailed out. Jon then sued him and when the court asked for reasons why Provincial Court was the venue for this, JYS kept delaying till he had no choice but to withdraw it. With both 1 win a side, this set up the Rubber Match in Surrey court in June 2021. After the usual babble from both, the judge ruled against JYS and awarded DFS court costs. Best 2 out 3 to DFS.
However in that hearing JYS showed his ‘pitch’. The one thing he has been using to run his lawsuits without punishment, until the judge took his pitch and hit out of the park. That is partial explanation for why he is going to BC CRT more so than the courthouse.
Sometimes the Best Defense is a Good Offense
Ever since Jon was arrested for the Taser incident in 2019 and charged, he had been using the services of Andrew Coulthard for the matters. Even when he racked up more charges, he always had Andrew on speed dial.
When Miriam and Ilana got arrested he was the one they went to. Jon even said he’s the best lawyer in town. Sorry JYS, rookies working legal aid are not the top tier you think they are. What came as surprise is when they dumped him and switched lawyers. More shocking knowing the family’s racism, to quote Miriam from another chat calling a South Asian Person’s a “BRUNY” they hired them.
Is this perhaps because they were using Andrew too much for free advice or harassing him? Maybe they are trying to shed their racism label? Or, more sinister, set him up for a lawsuit after they lose their trials, accusing them of something?
P.S. This is no way to say Andrew is a low class lawyer, but he’s not top tier.
Reality is Better Than Pictures
The Vancouver Fire Dept. has had an annual calendar featuring firemen for sale with all proceeds going to charity. Knowing how JYS is tight for money, it’s fair to presume he wanted one but couldn’t afford it. So he did the next best thing by calling out the Langley Fire Dept. 30 times in 2 weeks to get him out of the bathtub while he was nude.
This tremendous waste of resources stopped when he got a letter from the Fire Dept., warning him he would be charged. Jon then tried to sue them like usual and its more than likely his lawsuit went in the trash.
It came to light that Jon wanted a service dog in 2021 and after much time he got a brown lab and named it REXY. The service dog is to help Yaniv, but nobody knows what for.
Like most of his life, this dog was a scam to make profit. From the incident at the medical clinic where both the S.O.B and the dog were booted it out, it became clearer – this was WAXMYBALLS 2.0. The dog is so talented it brought him a Subway sandwich when Jon’s blood sugar was low. This is quite the feat considering the trainer for this dog is from the subpar brand of dog training.
In fall 2021, Yaniv posted a video of the building janitor ‘harassing’ his pooch and Yaniv filing private prosecutions and BC HRT Complaints. The level of support for the janitor was unparalleled and the hatred towards Yaniv being more severe than his ball wax hearing.
Looking at the video, this dog was no service dog, but a dog that, thanks to Yaniv, is like a CUJO. When one considers how broke Jon is and his lack of cleanliness, what about the dog? Has it got its shots, proper food, and vet care? Knowing his past history with animals (thief’s drugged his dog but stole nothing, and bashing in another dogs head for revenge) what’s the future for Rexy? Perhaps a few drops of antifreeze and Rexy will be in a better place.
I Am Canadian
During the early 2000’s there was a TV commercial for Molson Canadian saying the best part of North America was Canada. This commercial was very powerful and patriotic. In fact, it was so moving that the Yaniv’s in 2021 came out as Indigenous Canadians.
That’s quite the feat considering the whole family emigrated from Israel and it’s hard to fathom who has indigenous roots in the family. But for the COVID 19 vaccine program, Indigenous Canadians were allowed to get their shots first, thus the Yaniv’s were Indigenous now.
Sorry Yaniv clan, you’re Jewish and your immigration papers along with BC HRT testimony say you are. This stunt is a real cheap stunt. They even went for boosters.
Editor: We didn’t previously post it but enough time has passed now for this to be untraceable. We were contacted by an anonymous source at a COVID testing facility that told us Yaniv showed up regularly for random testing, saying he thought he was exposed. According to this source, the staff’s morning safety meetings included mentioning a possible appearance by one of the Yaniv’s and how best to respond (pronouns, etc).
Fool Me Once, Shame on You! Fool Me Twice, Shame on Me!
During 2020, Yaniv was bragging about his new love Sara, so strong was this fools love for Sara, Jon and his mom even wasted money to fly to Toronto to meet Sara and her young daughter Emily in hospital. Not once did Jon suspect he was being catfished and kept making plans for his new life with Sara and Emily. When Sara booted him to the curb and released the Sara leaks, one could see how much over his head Jon is and what a fool he was.
In 2021 there was another woman who Yaniv fell for. A local woman called Arianna, seems Jon didn’t learn nothing from Sara and Arianna treated him like dirt (which he is), getting him to show his ‘vagina”, audio of him playing with it, and his scams.
After Jon cut off communication with her 6 months later, Arianna wrote one of the best truthful letters most have ever read. Just like Sara, Arianna released her chat logs and they were classic Jon. One has to wonder if he will learn anything from this experience or rush out to fall in ‘’love’’ with the next female that talks to him. (There was another lady recently, who’s shoes were eaten by Rexy and Jon did ‘’love’’ her so I would say no)
- Knowing the sick perverted mind of the family, it comes as no surprise that Yaniv tagged an Asian Doctor on Twitter and showed his “vagina”.
- His claims of being a law student, then finding out he’s at some legal studies course. When the student body found out, they erupted with safety concerns, which lead to him threating people.
- Miriam (probably) slapping her sister in the hotel room to show the bruises the RCMP gave them during the arrest.
- Jon’s infatuation with a certain Vancouver lawyer, trying to join her firm, encouraging them to run for law society bencher, trying to hire them for a traffic ticket. This lawyer has, in no uncertain terms, ignored him and Jon still attempts to contact them. (Lawyer name withheld cause no need to embarrass them).
As we look at 2022, nobody has a crystal ball to tell what it might hold, but several things are certain. Jon has 2 criminal trials. This will mark the 4th straight year he has appeared in Criminal court on some matter. Miriam and Ilana will be having their criminal matter finished at some point in 2022 as well. Other events in the lives of the Yariv’s are not as clear, but stand a good chance of happening:
- Will the bank of Miriam finally go under trying to support everybody as Jon keeps piling on the debt and no job?
- Will Jon start taking all his cases to the BC CRT because the Provincial Court system has caught onto his behaviour?
- Will Rexy be around next year or will Jon get rid of it as it no longer gets him the profit scams he desires.
- Will Jon still be contacting that certain lawyer?
Hey Jon as you read this, (We all know you’re an avid reader and follower of MeowMix), you will never escape your past your detractors and critics will make sure of it. Just like the CIA, you have no idea, what they look like, where they come from, where they can find you to expose you and protect children and other members of society. To quote Carson Wells from the movie No Country for Old Men, “I’m guessing this isn’t the future you had pictured for yourself”.
Stay tuned and let’s see what transpires in 2022 for the Langley menace and gruesome twosome.
36 thoughts on “Bal’s Top Ten Yaniv Fails of 2021”
On the 12th day of Yanivmas
Our true pedo gave to us….
Twelve failed lawsuits,
Eleven full diapers,
Ten yeast infections,
Nine traumatised paramedics,
Eight stalking victims,
Seven clown outfits,
Six criminal charges,
Five dog attacks,
Four catfishing “lovers”,
Three scammed vax jabs,
Two testes lopped off,
And one missing clit
Perhaps you mean “missing dick” as this fat dangerous preying pedo is of the male species of freaks, all male, nothing about it is of any female DNA, so then in fact never ever had a “clit”. A dick that even the bacteria festering around that butchered crotch would point at and laugh.
BTW . . . where’s our resident “YANIV IS FAT” poster as that never gets worn out.
I should note donald francis smith is nothing like yaniv as the worst thing dfs did was get angry when women got pissed at his failed pickup attempts.
In regards to how you say Yaniv is sexist or that he hates the left, there is no evidence the sick fuck is sexist as sexually depraved behavior≠sexism, and I have not seen any evidence yaniv actually hates leftists or even the regressive left despite clearly trying to use them as a shield. Objectification theory is well known to be extremist feminist bullshit used to promote sexism against men.
Yes I hate yaniv like everyone else here, but try to keep criticism and rightful bashing as accurate as possible for objectivity’s sake.
While Donald isn’t nearly as repugnant as yaniv he does have his own bad behavior to answer for. His tormenting various law enforcement with his opposition to mask mandates or other covid restrictions, not abiding by judicial orders and generally being a mouthy pain in the ass makes him difficult to be sympathetic for. I don’t know how real or profound his disability is but he would be well served if someone without an agenda watched over his behavior.
He’s got a MAGA hat! There’s your proof!
There’s a lot of stuff coming out about DFS that puts him pretty close to Jonny, including creepy messages to girls much younger than him.
Not underage though.
DFS is also a drunken, lying grifter.
He is disgusting. Lifetime Oxygen Wasted By JY (L) 017054058
Thank you for pixelating those pics, they’re still nauseating, but at least I didn’t hurl. Seriously, taking pics of his genitals and posting them up the world to see and asking for free medical advice. Has he no shame? (that was rhetorical, of course he doesn’t). No need for a medical professional, Jonny boy, we can tell you right now that your mangina is falling apart because you neglected the after care… good luck getting a jury to believe otherwise from whatever shyster doctor you pay to say the opposite when you sue VCHA. Everyone’s going to be calling it the Elephant Mangina soon.
What I want to see happen in 2022 is justice, quite simply. He’ll try and worm his way out of it, we know he will because he’s craven like that… but it’ll catch up to him. Those two reporters deserve justice for the vicious attack visited on them by Yaniv. Rebel media are entitled for reimbursement of their costs and Amy Hamm absolutely deserves her $1 million. That’s what I’d like to see happen mostly. Oh, and someone to rescue Rexy, that would be nice, too.
What i want to see is the parents of all these young girls he chats with go to the police and file complaints.
Hey, if something can be done about that… absolutely.
“Oh, and someone to rescue Rexy, that would be nice, too.”
Yes, especially the poor dog.
Animal Rights and the BC Prevention Of Animal Cruelty should be informed of this pervert’s abusive conduct on the poor dog.
While back I spoke with a woman from BCPAC and let her know of this “service dog” training by the pedo and she said only certified instructors are able to assign and certify service dogs, so this fat pedo freak is wasting it’s time and abusing the dog who would be better off in the care of a loving family. Who knows what go’s on in that Condo Of Freaks And Perverts.
His top failure is: he fails at life.
Well he’s not a complete failure. I mean he did succeeded at gaining even more weight–pushing him from the merely morbidly obese to the Needs Its Own Zip Code category.
I do give him credit he has packed it on like a champ.
“Well he’s not a complete failure.”
That’s a fact.
It’s also be very successful in generating millions of rational sane people around the world who now despise this dangerous pedo, confident people are shocked and sad this thing is still loose, wasting tax payer dollars with court costs, driving around like a lunatic causing accidents, making fraudulent ICBC claims and shuffling around in public preying and lurking for little children.
Come on ppl leave DFS alone yes he has issues I have kept him in check while i was Toronto. I know he does crazy things but yaniv we need to go after that pedo needs a smashing
He has all those jobs in his bio yet his net worth is close to zero.
His net worth is secret hundred thousand dollars in the red lol
Last time I saw JYs equifax score was sub 500 meaning he isn’t properly serving the debt he has and any additional debt is going to be high leverage/high interest. While I’d love to see him homeless and destitute turning tricks in the DTES that would only make him a bigger social burden. I’m still hoping for a massive MI or CVA.
Yup, given he’s Jon “fail-a-day” Yaniv could easily come up with a top 100.
While never admirable, honorable or in any way enviable you do have to give the fat slug some credit for his tenacity. Anyone else who’d have been such a perpetual failure at absolutely EVERYTHING in life (relationships, career, education, social presence, etc. etc.) would have long since eaten a bullet (about the only thing tubby hasn’t put in his mouth….maybe if Tim Hortons made a Tim-Bullet) or jumped off a bridge.
He could file for bankruptcy he would have to give up his credit cards but his debt would be wiped clean.
Bankruptcy isn’t quite that straightforward. That this slug is living of a combination of mother’s estate and credit means he’d only be left with the former after going through a bankruptcy. I have no idea how much he’s draining from her or how much she has left from Jack but I’d have to imagine they’re getting close to the bottom of the shekel barrel.
Maybe the manager got moved for her own safety.
So. There yet are out on the web no plz
Ace on the web on chrissmus and suddenly yet here an wtfketkyfffff is this.
Come on ppl leave DFS alone and plus hes not a drunk, The rubber room comment you ppl are mean, yes DFS have done bad things in the past but calling him a creep writing slander comments about him is wrong. Yes JYS is a pedo but DFS doesn’t do that stuff. DFS is back in Vancouver to take care of court matters and then leaving soon somewhere to settle down. I hope JYS gets his ass kicked by some father and i would put money for legal fees. DFS doesn’t deal with KJJ anymore hes done with that loser. Merry xmas everyone
DFS is no different than JY. Other than JY preying on minors, he and DFS share every single trait.
Anyone else hear a rumor about a JYS attempted suicide on Christmas day?
Doubtful. He’s too arrogant.
His dog probably tried to smother him to death with a pillow. If successful, it would turned a fake service dog into a national hero.
Big man its time to grow up and start acting like an adult.
Ah, man, I got a hearty laugh out of this one. Good one, Jay.:D
On Yaniv’s resume it mentioned she had worked for the Government of Canada / Canada Revenue Agency / Revenue Canada in the past. I think her resume presented it as though she worked there for a couple of years, but elsewhere it was presented as two short temporary stints. Do we have any more details about Yaniv’s time there? It seems to be the most reputable job that she has had. (Using chosen pronouns for reasons of politeness.)
There is zero chance none at all JV will get a Order of Canada however the team behind Meowmix could.
Attention Jonathan Yaniv :
It is beyond cringe that you continue to tag Kyla Lee of IPRlawyers so often.
Are you aware that she ignores you because she KNOWS about your reputation and that you are obsessed with her? She’s been warned, in detail, on Facebook, by several people in extended dialogue. Kyla’s read, and acknowledged everything we’ve pointed out to her about you. This is why she never replies to you. You are below her. It would reduce her social standing to acknowledge that you exist because you are repulsive in every way possible. Her reputation is too good to risk it by associating with you in any form.
You seem to forget that the people in my Facebook group do this daily (you’ll never find it.) . We have dozens of volunteers that contact people daily to warn people about you in detail. We have volunteers across the province that put warning flyers up. There are several that live in your neighborhood that check up on you often. There are also 3 verified members that live in your very building, One of which might be Langley Resident. Nothing happens that we don’t find out about.
A DFS sock account?
I have a feeling 2022 will be a very bad year for big Jess.