That’s a sentence I don’t think anyone has ever typed before but here I am, sitting down to write a blog post about Jessica Yaniv Simpson’s leaked pics and two of the most hilarious audio files I’ve ever heard in my life.
First there was a pair of pictures leaked to KiwiFarms that showed Yaniv’s mangled junk and his underwear with a pad (as if anyone would want to see that).
Next, WGKitty shared the now-infamous audio clip of JY “slapping his pussy”. It’s cringey AF, but the last 20 seconds are downright hilarious. Apparently this is how JY thinks women masturbate.
Finally, there’s a clip in which JY drones on and on about how his “clitoris” FELL OFF. Twitter and KiwiFarms have really grabbed onto this one and the memes have been hilarious!
But first, who is this woman that JY is sending these awful things to? Her name is Arianna, and she preferred not to give out too much personal info. From the way she explains it, this was her “fuck you” to JY for the damage he’s done to the world. I suppose some may debate the ethics of that, but I personally support anyone that wants to give JY a healthy taste of his own medicine.
The entire thing is very similar to what “Sara” did. It’s also very similar to the way JY used numerous fake identities online to manipulate women, entrap aestheticians (and eventually ruin their lives), scam businesses, and harass young girls. Karma, eh?
The WGKitty KiwiFarms leaks are just the beginning. We’ve chatted with Arianna and there’s so much more to come as time permits but the best place to start is the beginning. The chats below are what Arianna (or Ari) sent to us from her conversation with JY on Instagram.
You can see the chat started out relatively boring – a chat about Christmas lights and a “Happy New Years” message. It soon devolved into JY’s usual whining – pain, depression – trying to make Arianna feel bad for him. Then suddenly, without getting to know her or really chatting much at all, he randomly (awkwardly) states he’d like to date her – his 9th message to her ever. Cringey. But wait, there’s more!
Wait what?
Arianna: “So you’re a marketer?”
JY: “Yeah do you think I can ride your fingers too?”
Then JY, the guy that’s never actually touched a real vagina, except maybe Miriam’s, adds that his “vagina” is no different at all from a real one. Right.
JY loves to teach? And he’s super lovable? He always tells people he’s so lovable, and so bubbly. Who’s he trying to convince?
“Ich will dick ficken” tranlates to “I want to fuck you” according to Google. Classy.
He’s really obsessed with that stupid massage chair.
Feb 9 – two days after they really started chatting – his heart skips a beat. His heart should skip a meal. Oh and if anyone is curious, JY goes to a chiropractor in the same building as his mom’s condo. Don’t attack the clinic – send them condolences flowers.
Again with a reference to teaching. Never mind that though – how classy of him to tell the woman he’s trying to woo about the wound dehiscence between his pussy and asshole. Puke. But just a few messages later he declares it’s like a porn star pussy, and it’s pretty perfect.
Reality: it looks like Homer Simpson’s mouth.
“So many COVID tests”, he says. We can confirm this. A friend of MeowMix works at a COVID testing clinic near him and told us he comes in often, sometimes multiple times per week. They generally discuss him in their morning meetings and they’re sure to warn staff to use proper pronouns and be careful what they say.
Do women tell their other women friends when they have OBGYN appointments?
No sensation in his clit…is this what happens before it falls off?
“It can be eaten”. Jon, nobody on earth is ever going to put their face near that. EVER. And it doesn’t look like a porn star pussy.
Remember that day JY posted that creepy picture of his bleeding wound on Twitter? He thought it was hilarious, and that a woman he was trying to court would like it too.
Day 4 of the friendship – whining about a dramatic car accident now.
And also day 4 – he’s saying he loves her. What a loser.
Arianna has assured us there is more coming so keep your eyes on MeowMix and KiwiFarms, and most of all, on JY. That creepy incel is going to be on the warpath, but that’s ok. JY really has no ground to stand on.
When he scammed home-based-aestheticians to wax his balls, he used multiple accounts to twist the story and mislead them, eventually leading to the infamous “wax my balls” cases. When people upset him in the Cimorelli days, he used fake accounts to fight back. When he conned people into hiring him for his “marketing” services, he used fake accounts to write fake reviews, and still uses fake accounts to leave bad reviews on businesses that upset him. When people upset Yaniv he uses fake identities and accounts to attack them.
This is just karma, and Yaniv deserves it. I hope there’s more people doing this to him right now.
Dear God it never ends. The definition of insanity is doing the same shit over and over but expecting a different outcome. The chats are always the same BS except now he flashes his festering frankenfanny to get his victims in the mood. I hope Ari isn’t scarred for life.
After all the creepiness of reading that chat.. how desperate can you be to catch feelings that easily and fast. But what stuck the most is how I just can’t see Jys ever been or being on a horse.
(Which with that weight will also be more animal abuse.)
I’m thinking his new “certified Service Dog” ate his “Clitoris”. Although I can’t get past the mental image of Miriam and the Aunt crawling around on their hands and knees looking for it. Just when you start to doubt the existence of God or Karma he shows you a sign.
good doggies
Oh I wish I hadn’t got that thought in my head. It did make me laugh out loud though.
Porn star Pussy with a missing Clitty. I just can’t. I don’t know what type of porn Yaniv watches but I can guarantee none of the actors had anything that looked like deli meat cut by an apprentice. Seeing that Jess actually thinks they look like their profile so I could see them convinced that hatchet job was pretty and just like the real thing. Delusions and narcissism isn’t a good combination.
It’s truly astounding that he keeps falling for these catfishers. Long may it continue though because hilarity always ensues.
The desperation of an incel
I say post everything you have on this fat fuck. It doesn’t matter what it is. He doesn’t have a problem fucking over other people. I say it’s time to make this fat piece of shit pay for every single thing he has done to other people. Let him be pissed off. maybe he’ll bitch slap his “pussy” some more and end up knocking himself out with his man titties.
Fuck you Jon. YOU deserve everything that is coming your way.
Jon would actually be great at teaching. Teaching men how to remain virgins for the rest of their lives. 4 messages in and he says “can I ride your fingers”?
Jon, a little tip for you, when you say stuff that stupid and aren’t immediately blocked YOU’RE BEING CATFISHED!
Wow! Simply wow!
How goddam delusional is this fat creepy bag of cringe? EVERYTHING he says is bullshit!
As disturbing as it might be I do want to see his atrophied necrotic “clit’ (in reality the tip of his tiny prick) rolling around on the ground. Probably looks like a dehydrated pea.
Has he claimed yet that the posts are not him that someone was impersonating him just like he did the first time he got called out wanting to help girls change their tampons?
Congrats JY! You are a EUNUCH now!
I want to know about JYs experiences when he was younger! Something happened I guarantee it!! Also JY has now breathed over 015085000 litres of oxygen that fat facking tart sack.
So, I Googled “clitoral necrosis.” After male to female GRS. It’s a very real complication, and from what understand it’s from submerging the surgical area in standing water, not treating the area gently, according to the post-op instructions, and from generally poor hygiene.
Since we can all safely assume that Jessica was shoving tampons, his fingers, Miriam’s reading glasses, spare change, his cell phone, and a 14 “ fake peen up there the day he was released from the hospital, as well as marinating in bath water full of dingleberries and pus, it’s not unreasonable to think his surgical site became necrotic. The procedures he claims to have had involve (sorry, guys) essentially bilvalving the penis and peeling it back like a boiled hot dog, leaving the main “vein” in place with the dangly little sad penis head still attached. This becomes the “clitoris”, dependent upon the blood supply of the surrounding, sculpted tissues and that big vein I mentioned earlier. Feel like puking, yet? Yeah. Me too. It’s awful. Under the best and most pristine circumstances, complications can and do, ahem, arise…but Jessica’s surgery was doomed due to his diabetes, obesity, terrible hygiene, and mental illness. And on that note, THIS is why there needs to be more medical care, psychiatric care, and daily living as the gender they aspire to become for trans people. Just “self identifying“ is not enough. It’s certainly not enough to warrant life altering surgery, such as top surgery for “non-binary” people born female, or the type of surgery that Jessica had, which is tantamount to genital mutilation. An opinion like mine is called “transphobic” when it’s exactly the opposite… I actually care about these people that are destroying their lives. (Maybe not Jessica Yaniv, but most of the rest of them.)
I just truly hope that poor dog he’s “training” is safe and unharmed. Maybe Miriam and Auntie Crazy have it…this would be the better circumstance.
Jessica took such deplorable care of his new-vagina that it literally fell apart and rotted off. This saga is well and truly nearing the end.
“Fool Me once Shame on You”
“Fool Me Twice Shame on Me”
But nobody should be ashamed for fooling this clit less man.
Let’s see if we can make it a hat trick. Twice fooled, let’s go for 3!
I find it hilarious that JY still can’t figure out that these girls he’s confessing him aren’t interested. He’s so desperate for someone to love him, but he’s written himself off as a potential partner for anyone. I mean, he was a monstrous piece of shit before the surgery. Now he’s just a monster. No one, and I mean no one, is going to ever want JY. It has no gender anymore. Its just taking up space at this point.
Everything about JY is just gross. What makes JY even think someone would ever want that around?
I’ve been giggling so hard since i found out his clit fell off. Words can not describe how hilarious this truly is.
**that he’s confessing to
No-Knob Jon, you know the problem mate? Did you know that 100% of transgender people have severe mental illness? Before the internet came you would never hear a thing about transgender people, you never saw one and if you did you would simply not stop laughing at the mentally ill sexual fetishist, it may be a male weighing 350 pounds in his little halter top and his tiny mini skirt. All of this transgender nonsense is nothing more than a theory, gender is a social construct, sorry no-knob Jonny, that’s simply not true. There is not one peer reviewed scientific article that proves that being transgender is an actual thing. On the other hand there are over 3200 peer reviewed articles that prove that gender dysphoria is a mental illness. Now let’s look at some facts. You say your clit fell off? How could that possibly happen if you never had a clit in the first place. Here are some hard facts that you need to get into your thick deformed potato shaped head. You were born with a penis, you were born with XY Chromosomes in every single cell in your body, you were born a biologicql male and that cannot be changed. Your biological role, your reason for being on this earth is to procreate, to reproduce so that the species carries on. That is now not an option for you, your reason for being on this earth is now gone, you will never have a girlfriend, you will never have sex, you will never know love and you will never have any children, you are totally useless and totally worthless. When you were chasing Sarah all over Canada, you made a video out the front of the sex change hospital and you said, “This is where the magic happens”. It’s not fucking true Jon, the doctors and the left wing woke idiots on the internet lied to you. It is impossible to change yourself into a woman, the doctors cannot perform miracles and they simply cannot re-create a vagina and all of the other associated female sex organs that real biological women have. When you had the operation it was plain to see that the Doctor operating on you was playing a joke on you. The photos of your coin slot pussy that you posted were shocking, scars all over the place, your coin-slot looked exactly like a testicle bag that was badly mutilated, and you know why, because that’s what it is. As far as your clit goes, well Jon, they chopped off your cock, all except your knob and then they sewed your knob onto your pubic bone and told you it was a clit and like a fucking delusional, psychotic idiot you believed it. None of us did. A female clit is tiny, it has its own little hood and it doesn’t have a hole in it so you can piss and it has millions of sensitive nerve endings in it. The fact is Jon your fucking knob has fallen off. In every aspect of your life, you believe the delusions you are having that are bought on by your psychotic state. You cannot pass the bar exam, you have not won one court case and nor will you in the future. You have no life, no woman wants anything to do with you, you are severely overweight, you have major health problems, you are the ugliest fucking man I have ever seen and you don’t pass as a woman, the cops are gunning for you and you have several people hunting you that want to kill you, so much so that you sleep on your mother’s balcony as you live in constant fear. This is the life of a severely mentally ill person, but you don’t know that, you just keep fucking up and you will keep doing this until it costs you your life. Please seek psychiatric help Jon, go and see a psyche and tell them the state of your life, the best thing you could do for your safety and the safety of the public would be to live out your days in a secure facility for the criminally insane. I know you will ignore my advice Jon, you will keep going until the fatal day when you will no longer exist. That day is not far away I reckon. Several times on this forum I said that your knob was gone and your man-cunt sealed shut, I also stated that you cannot orgasm and I was dead right. A good example of your fucked up state of mind is the recording of you supposedly fingering yourself to an orgasm and claiming to be so wet, all very poor acting and none of it true. You can no longer have an orgasm, real women get wet when sexually excited, men like you with pretend cunts don’t have the ability to get wet but still you acted it all out on the net for our benefit but none of us were fooled, how sad it must be to be that pathetic thar life is one big game of pretend.
You should also e-mail that to Jon. He checks his e-mail at [email protected] fairly often. The dipshit has blocked MANY of my previous e-mail accounts, but the address is still valid. Don’t use ProtonMail accounts though, he’s blocked those by domain so they’ll just bounce back immediately as harassment. I recommend a throwaway gmail account or google a free alterative to ProtonMail for a list of e-mail providers you can use to harass JY with.
already emailed him for his birthday!
Don’t worry, I know that he reads every single post here on Meowmix, in fact he is their biggest fan.
Side note: I’ve had the Pixies’ “Wave of Mutilation” stuck in my head for like three days. Hmmmm … wonder why. Ha. Seems a fitting theme song for this comic opera.
Were it not for the animal abuse, I might have a molecule of sympathy for the fat git. But, nah.
Ummm .. after “aggressively rubbing the pussy”, I bet it detached soon after and whirled down the drain, where it fell into a sewer rat’s mouth, which came to a screeching halt and barfed it out as fast as it could, and by now Jonny, it’s toxic sludge!
From watching so much porn surely he can tell that it looks absolutely nothing like the real thing. You can’t take meat & two veg and turn it into a filleted chicken breast…it doesn’t work. It’s flesh, no play doh.
Hilarious that unless he locates his g spot correctly that he’s going to be very, very frustrated I’m not convinced that would even work. I hope not, but he will definitely become more dangerous!
The clinics & surgeons are offering the world but giving out a very poor standard of surgery. Some people are left with a rotten, festering mess, how is that supposed to cure anyone?
I can’t wait to see the new images of the missing clit.. Did I miss it? The farm is back up point me too it!
Okay, I love this Arianna. She’s doing exactly what I would do in her place, and trying hard to get what I and everyone else really wants to see: a face and body shot all at once of JY with ruined man-meat. Because THAT is the only thing that would convince me a dedicated coomer actually got it chopped. Or at least that WAS the only thing until he admitted his clit fell off LOL!!! I don’t think even Yaniv would humiliate himself that badly in the maintainence of a fictional sex change. But I still want to see the final proof. That horrible fake slapping sound ‘masturbation’ audio-vid does not do much to convince me JY has a neovagina, or has ever seen a real one outside of porn.
There is SO MUCH weird to unpack with this freak–but if I had to pick one thing that strikes me “weirdest” is the absolutely BIZZARE things this idiot says/does while trying to attract/entice a female. I mean he really does want these girls to like him–so he must genuinely believe that women are going to find his conduct–the subjects he raises almost immediately, language he uses, sexual suggestions he makes–my vagina my asshole ride your fingers blah blah–I mean does this retard know ANY WOMEN other than his equally retarded/disturbed mother? Everything he does and says is exactly what you would do and say if you were TRYING to make the female disgusted and conclude you are a sick perv. He is both evil AND extremely utterly hopelessly stupid and socially inept — a BORN repeller of females! Doomed to a life of nothing but frustration.
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy, I’ll say that.
All he knows about women is what he sees in porn. No matter how many times we tell him porn isn’t real life, women don’t act that way, we don’t like being spoken that way, he keeps doing it anyway.