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Hey Jon!
Where’s your mum? No one’s seen her in a while.
Get well soon Abby! :3
Thanks you for the podcast. Looking forward to next week.
Thanks Abby! X
Jonny the fat, fake trans is so happy and in love with his stunning young fiance Sara and his beautiful little daughter Emma. They are so in love with each other and God has sent messages to Jon and other signs to confirm that they were meant to be together. Jon knows they are soul mates,, they are so much alike they are twins, so Jonny said?
I just love how Jonny sent Sara bible readings, so caring & thoughtful, he googled them to esnure each bible reading was about, or mentioned sex, but at the same time he sounded so intelligent and christian-like, it was a brilliant move on Jonnys part, swaying a religiou converation over to his main obsession- sex. (Only a fucking psychopath would think of something like that).
This whole story is so romantic it just makes me melt. Jon is making sure that their first date is so special and is all planned out, don’t forget Jon has planned huge events so this will be a cakewalk, (see what I did with that).
Jon is going to have the bed covered in rose petals, he’s going to Sara her to dinner for a 15 course meal under candlelight and they will both wear matching dresses, Oh, I’m so excited for Fat Jonny the fake trans that I’m crying right now. The other Romantic thing that i love so much is that Johnny has planned every single night out for Emily his cute little daugher and Sara his bubbly, cute fiance.
Little Emma goes to bed at ten and wakes up at 5 a.m. so that means Jon and Sara can fuck from 11 am until 2 am and then get three hours sleep cos you only need three hours sleep right? What a lovely thing to say and to plan, so thoughtful.
What this means is that Sara, who just came out as a lesbian, has met her soul mate, who claimed on his profile that he is a biological woman and a 33 year ole lesbian. Sara is so lucky to have found the woman of her dreams in fat Jonny the fake trans, he can put his three inch lesbian penis into her so they can fuck, exactly the thing a first time young lesbian wants for her first experience, an obese, drunk, biological male with a cock, a fake tranny with an obsessive period/tampon fetish.
The most beautiful and romantic moment in this whole sage is when Fat Jonny the fake trans was so kind and romantic to Sara when he told her that he was chatting up another young teen whom he went to meet on his birthday & ths new young friend actually gave Jonny a 15 inch dildo for his birthday present and he shared that momentous romantic moment with Sara, yeah right, because all biological men can sure use a 15 inch dildo.
Oh, and we must mention the matching wedding and engagement rings and the matching wedding dresses which Emma will use to get married in 10 years time when she’s 12.
Now I want to be a flower girl at fat Jonny the fake trans mans wedding and I want to wear a pasties on my breasts just like Jon suggested, sadly I’m not 12 which is what he wanted but I am a 59 year straight male, surely I will suffice (Jonny secretly likes cock). It will be such a wonderful day, Jonny and Sara will hug often and stare into each others eyes while whispering sweet nothings into each others ears.
They will walk along the beach and gaze at ths sunset in the cool summer breeze and then they will have a romantic, love filled dinner at a fancy restaurant where the whole 15 courses will be enhanced by the sexual tension that invades the mysterious night air.
They will then have coffee and drinks, maybe a whole pint of scotch, and then they will put Jonny’s sweet little daughter Emma to sleep and retire to the queen size bed covered in fresh, red rose petals where Sara will proceed to ram that 15 inch dildo that Fat Jonny got for his birthday fair up his fat, fucking flabby arse for the rest of the night while whispering tampon stories softly in his ear.
Ah, they were just meant for each other, shame she was a Catfish as I am sure it would have all worked out. Love!
That’s a better read than the fifty shades series, I can’t wait for the next instalment. What a guy, how romantic, I’m bowled over by Jinny’s sexual prowess and virility. If only all women like me were so lucky to have John and his mum Miriam in the marital bed, what a wonderful place the world would be. It’s like a Disney princess movie!!
Sorry, posted this as a comment not a reply but can I say, brilliant update Abby, I hope you feel better soon and Jon, just f*** off with your bullshit lies and manipulation