Jessica Yaniv Simpson has filed a follow-up application to his strata demanding all kinds of senseless shit.
Before I go too far, Yaniv is scheduled in court today, May 18, 2021, to confirm a trial date for his mischief and threats charges. This will likely be uneventful and simply confirm a trial date. If anything more comes of it I will provide an update.
Back to Yaniv’s list of demands….he’s asked for:
- An order for 5 access control fobs.
- An order that the strata provide video surveillance to the Langley RCMP.
- An order that the entryway phone volume be turned up.
- An order that Yaniv gets a list of everyone in the building.
- An order that Yaniv be allowed to have a camera facing outside.
- An order that his personal info (fob/tag audits) be provided.
All of that is pretty ridiculous in itself, but my favourite part comes next: his rationale for each request.
- extra keys – because he had to hire a security company to do mobile patrols. These are just drive-by’s. They randomly drive by and check his car. Imagine thinking you were that important or being that paranoid. These are pretty useless anyways.
- hearing impairment – could be reasonable, but if memory serves the volume was turned down a while ago because it was too loud for everyone.
- a list of tenants “because he can”. That’s a bit scary…give the moron that publishes his own private docs online access to everyone’s names.
- and the camera, because “you can’t tell me what to do”.
I can’t imagine how much it must suck to live JY’s life. Instead of looking forward to spending a nice evening with family, eating dinner and catching up on the latest prime time TV, Yaniv eats overcooked Sidekicks, undercooked bacon, and sulks. Instead of having a career, he has a desk in the corner of his one-room condo covered in cum dust, Red Bull cans, and outdated gadgets, not to mentioned pages and pages of legal drafts. Instead of having friends to call, he scours Omegle looking for underage girls.
This is the life of Jonathan Yaniv. I love it.
This is scheduled to be heard June 3, 2021 at the Surrey Courthouse. MeowMix will provide updates as information comes in.
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Good luck our tenant info Jonathan. We’ll make sure Strata recoups our legal expenses.
They’re called hearing aids. I wear them. They are remarkably effective for this kind of stuff.
#professionalvictim
he has a different kind of aids
He’s a fucking loser and that’s all he’ll ever be.
“Instead of having a career, he has a desk in the corner of his one-room condo covered in cum dust, Red Bull cans, and outdated gadgets, not to mentioned pages and pages of legal drafts.”
“CUM DUST”
I’ma still phucking laughing.
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“Later that day, after getting fucked in the ass, Jeanine ( Johnny) saw some cum dust on her (his) leg.”
RAOTFFLMAO
Why can’t mommy just ring him or text him when she’s arriving, then…wait for it, this is an un heard of concept…look out of his number and watch for her. Damn he’s stupid! I usually feel sorry for people who through no fault of their own are lonely & don’t have friends or relatives. But not even a mg of sympathy for him.
He’s going to end up a lonely, bitter old man. Of being obnoxious in a nursing home. Angry that others have visitors
A lonely chopped off cock and testiculess bitter old man with a very ugly disgusting butchered infected nasty gash.
Lol.
Simpson is trapped; won’t be able to move because costs of moving, real estate fees, line of credit, and soon DFS, Amy Hamm, Menzies, Bexte, ET AL will all file liens for court awards like the aestheticians. There will be no hope for a future mortgage with no income and unable to put 30 percent down to qualify for a new property without an income.
Further the neighbours are also trapped. Eventually if Simpson continues to make pain for the strata, they may be able to force a sale after many more court appearances. Possibly when interest goes up by 1.5 to 3 percent the cost of servicing the loans may force bankruptcy. Even if credit card companies go after payment, they might be able to accelerate bankruptcy, but there is nothing to liquidate to get paid.
If I were to win an award against Simpson, and the car wasn’t leased, I would go to small claims, get an order to seize assets and I would get the sheriff to seize the the Kick and put it up for auction. Even if there is a lien against it by a bank or financial institution, they get paid first and the rest goes to whoever got the sheriff involved. This would mean no more vehicle and unlikely to qualify for another vehicle.
The only future income will be a meagre settlement from the accident. The regulations released last week set the cap for soft tissue injuries at $5,500. Simpson has illustrated no mobility issues/ impairments by attacking reporters, running while exiting the courthouse, bopping around in the car all captured on video and sometimes foolishly posted on Simpson’s own social media.
If we start a pool of when that condo will change hands, March 2022
Fat Jon, you left a bit out of your claim, I’ll post it here so you can just cut and paste it. It goes like this-
“I also seek an immediate court order that I, Fat Jon Yaniv, be declared Royalty within the entire strata at the address where I reside and that I be formally known as Queen Jessica Simpson the First, and I further seek an order that all strata rules be declared null and void as such, and that new rules be made by myself and put in place by Royal Decree. I also seek an order that every person that comes into contact with me must bow or curtsy & that I be referred to as Your Majesty or Ma’am & that the strata should supply me with a 24 carat gold plated throne, and a diamond encrusted crown at their cost within 24 hours”.
If I lived in the building, I would be counter suing to make sure he didn’t get any of my info, especially if I had children. He is not safe around them
He is a self entitled, delusional arse of a man .
Lmfao I think he reads all the comments and negatively rates them. What a fat loser