I really struggled with this headline. “Jessica Yaniv Simpson Creeps On Young Girl After Being Taken To Hospital in Handcuffs and Ankle Cuffs.” “Yaniv Simpson Exposes Hatred Towards POC After Being Taken To Hospital By Gay Police Officer”? Such are the problems of a blogger that tries to keep up with the human version of a skidmark known as Jessica Yaniv. Honestly, the most valuable part of Jonathan Yaniv is the leftover corn that inadvertently-but-probably-intentionally-if-corn-could-move skid marks in his diapers. But I digress…
This past weekend, JY apparently called 911 and claimed to be suicidal. We know this because he was spotted at the local hospital in handcuffs and ankle cuffs being questioned by an RCMP officer. There’s a few things to unwrap here, but I want to take a second to note that they used ankle cuffs. The unmanned hospital trolley cart could out-maneuver JY but they still did him the fuck-you of adding ankle cuffs. That made me smile.
Until I read this part. See, we know this story because a young (21 years) girl spoke up that she saw him in the hospital. She gave us permission to write these details and they expose another layer of the rotten onion. She was in a hospital bed, talking to her boyfriend on the phone. He wasn’t able to be at her side, so she was explaining to him that she was hospitalized because she had a miscarriage and was still bleeding.
Meanwhile, Jessica Yaniv was sitting outside the room being questioned by the RCMP.
As if having a miscarriage and being alone in a hospital bed isn’t traumatic enough, now you have a nationally hated pedophile and vaginal-blood-fetishist sitting outside your door staring at you. Not just casually staring, but looking past the RCMP officer questioning him to stare at her.
Of course, feigning suicidal thoughts and eye-raping a young girl doesn’t stop Yaniv from dropping how popular he is on social media and trying to claim he’s a victim of anti-LGBT bias. Unfortunately for JY, the cop was gay and shut him down immediately. I love that everyone knows JY is full of shit.
Our hospital friend also pointed out that Yaniv is clearly a frequent flier in the ER-psych ward. Yaniv was frustrated that his “usual” psych professional wasn’t present to help. That poor girl. I also love that the cops left JY in cuffs for a while. I hope they hurt. I wonder if these are standard procedure…
We asked our friend what the cop was saying.
Yaniv’s answers are below.
I love that the cop called bullshit on him and said it was all for attention.
To sum up…
- cuffed
- young girl creeped on while she’s vulnerable and alone
- fake suicide
- gay cop calling him out for anti-LGBT claims
- “the usual” psych nurse
- car accident lies
- “look how famous I am” – JY.
Just another day in the life of the Langley Lump. This is why the posters are spreading like wildfire.
But that isn’t all. Yaniv himself is claiming he was suicidal.
He went on to add this whiny rant on Facebook:
So on Saturday I did try to kill myself due to a lot of harassment and defamatory libel that has put a massive amount of stress onto me. It’s primarily one person named “Chris” and another that thinks they’re all that. This person doesn’t have a life. One of these individuals lives in my building and has been putting up extremely defamatory posters around and in my building. This defamation has been going on for quite some time, it doesn’t end. This started from an alt-right “news” (harassing tabloid entertainment site), that made tens of thousands of dollars on me, calling me “fake disabled” and a “fake woman” and “fake trans” Along with tons of other defamatory and libellous statements. These people don’t give up that I’m literally terrified for my safety and I’ve been constantly throwing up. I’ve spent so much money on my bodyguards the past few weeks. When I had my medical appointment in Montréal, I had Montréal police block the roads off next to the clinic . If you think I enjoy this, I truly don’t.
Factual interruption: this “road block” didn’t happen. We have sources that were present. I’ll leave the rest to you guys to debunk in the comments.
Last month I had the cops kick my door in to cause me stress. Then they claim it was an “error in communication” and a “mistake”, but I’m left with a broken door. So much of it has to do with the fact I’m transgender, and that I have a voice. I fight back on what’s wrong and I tackle the key issues that others do not want to even look at or talk about. Yes I’m an extreme leftist.
Fact Check: An extreme leftist that supports Donald Trump and his effort to stop illegal immigration? And fights to extort and deport POC?
When someone does me wrong I fight back with the legal system. I cannot allow people to continue to do me harm. Langley RCMP thinks I enjoy the spotlight and having paparazzis follow me around. I actually hate it. I hate it more than anything. I’m just a simple girl wanting to live a normal life, and I can’t.
Fact Check: Jon, you’re not a girl, but you’re certainly fucking simple.
The amount of stress SI’m under is unreal.
It’s horrible.
I hate it.
I haven’t slept in a month.
And I can’t continue on like this..
Sorry.
Put up or shut up JY. You’ve been making these threats for years. Everyone is tired of your documented suicide obsession and attention-seeking behaviour. You’re a chronic liar, a suicide-baiter, a pedophile, a fake trans loser, a fake disabled lazy fatass, and a serial loser. Be quiet already.
Jon,
You are not a girl. The simple part, I’ll give you that one.
Yes, you DO enjoy all of this.
When have “paparazzis” EVER followed you around? NEVER. Smaller media outlets have photographed you, yes. But stop acting like you’re a fucking celebrity because you’re not.
No roads were ever blocked off so stop trying to say that at your say so, entire roads were blocked off for you. It’s fucking bullshit and you know it.
Are you so far deep into your extensive wine collection that you actually believe the lies you spew?
Seek help you sick fuck.
Signed with undying loathing,
Abby.
PS take a fucking shower you greasy weirdo.
What a waste of oxygen Yaniv is.
Jon – no one cares about your tantrums. Grow up.
The thing he fails to accept is that people would be thrilled of he’d just off himself so the world could be rid of him. It’s mind boggling that he continues to do this crap thinking anyone is going to feel sorry for him. No, Jon we don’t and we never will. Do it or shut up about it
Montreal does not even block the roads off for the PM but you think they would block them off for you.
No paparazzi
No roads were closed.
He did not want to commit suicide
He wasted resources yet again.
Hes a snivelling, lying, predatorial piece of filth that deserves everything coming his way .
He is NOT a girl
The only thing he tackles are nachos and chocolate cake
I very rarely say this but the world would be a whole lot better off if this lying sack of lard, wasn’t in it .
Next time Johnathan , I’ll provide the vodka and pills. Make sure its done properly
Youre finished.
I bet he faked the suicide so the RCMP with sympathize with him about all those flyers going up everywhere.
Jon is in the endgame now, it won’t be long till he loses it all and faces the consequences with his years of trolling everyone and creeping on little girls.
Time to sit back and enjoy the show, we are entering Act 3.
Someone needs to tell him to just do it already
I’d love to hear his theory about why he “needs” to be on social media. I noticed in the catfish texts when he was begging her to reconsider, she said get off social media and he recoiled in horror. Not even the hope of getting laid overpowers his social media obsession
John am literraly a resident of montreal …trust me dude qc cops dont give a single fuck about your delusions and unlike the rcmp in bc …they aint lackeys for wokeism points . No roads where closed *did you fucking see montreal at traffick hour you dumbass ?* Try another lie.
Your are a cashless grifter that cant keep up with your bs.
And stop with weaponising suicide you c****,it not a joke and it frankly disgusting that you do that.
Suicide aint an excuse ….you ride on the anguish and hurt of people that couldnt stop hurting …that couldnt stop feeling how they fealt and how it EAT them from the inside . Sorry for my french : Vas te faire enculer ,serieusement vas te creuser un trou et reste s’y pour longtemp.
Secondo ….you are the vilest person in canada right now .
And preying on a young women who just got trough a traumatic event ? A life changing trauma ?! When she is all alone and scared…?! YOU …You are truly even scummier then a skidmark on unclean briefs.
Am writting a lil something for soon …i hope that you will suffer all trough it . I mean you dont seem to look at yourself everyday so i’ll bring the mirror to you . One can only hate themselves when they look at their miserable reflexion back.
Doesn’t have the bal… guts to do so.
Also the poor girl. Like she isn’t going through enough yet without Jys being creepy.
And court stuff coming up soon? Are they trying to cowardly bail out of it again. How long are they gonne keep allowing this. Smh.
I lol’d so hard when I saw that it made another visit to the ER. Time spent at the ER is time the fat loser can’t spend tearing down all those glorious warning posters that are popping up everywhere. You’d think the manatee would be in damage control mode, and trying to stop the flyers from spreading.
Those messages did unveil that he’s paying for the security guard out of pocket though. This is merely going to bleed his ever dwindling finances that much faster. I wonder if the fatass has picked out his spot at Strathcona Tent City yet, because that’s where he’ll be living next (if not jail).
Go ahead and 41% yourself Jon, you fat fuck. NOBODY CARES.
To the young lady I would like to extend my deepest sympathy. I’ve had 2 miscarriages and I know how devastating it is. I’m sorry you had the addition of that monster staring at you while you were going through it.
Sorry to hear, Lisa, me and my fiancée have suffered as well.
Hey Jon: you’re a piece of shit
So disrespectful to put that poor young lady in with Jonny. She’s going through something she needs her family and close friends. Not some idiot who thinks he’s more important talking crap at constantly if there was another woman, yes it might help, especially an older woman who might have lost babies. If they haven’t they have experience of it.
I’m angry for her I used to make keepsake items, lots for Angel babies, some so early term…I don’t need to go into it & upset people. I don’t do it so much now, but when I did baby things, outfits to bury in, blankets to keep them warm…. a pair of blue suede shoes for a little boy called Elvis! I was in a cast so couldn’t go out so fabric was posted to me. Sewing one inch shoes were very fiddly and I feel like the emotion and loss the family feel comes to me ask I make something. I’ve seen hundreds of angel baby, people have a fear, they are just baby angels sleeping. I’ve held a few when I’ve taken wicker crotchet cribs. I’ve been asked a few times how I make them. Many don’t understand why I make a little fluffy mattress and a nice little pillow, blanket & quilt if they want that too. To know I’ve eased a little bit of their pain that’s good enough for me x
Ps…don’t know how I got to this
Thank you so much for what you’re doing. In honoring the babies you are helping these families heal. What a beautiful gift you are giving them
Ask anyone who has suicidal thoughts would they put in online? Nope. A few days later ‘tried to kill myself’ sounding more like I must buy some new socks. A few days after a person would not be able to share it online to random people. A close person, I hope they would reach out. Jonny nb it’s regular bs!
More attention seeking from the fat lard arse. Suicide my arse, if he really wanted to off himself, it’s not that difficult. He’s just looking for sympathy because those posters are going up all over Canada and his days of perving and asking wee girls in toilets if they have a spare tampon are over. Block off roads and chased by the Paparazzi? Who the fuck does he think he is, Princess Diana? No he’s a a fat pervert of no importance. Oh and throwing his guts up again through stress? Bloody hell!! Johnny claims he’s spewing up through stress a lot but the fat bastard never loses any weight.
Constructive criticism: a 21 year old female is a young woman, not a young girl.
Thanks for all the work you put into this blog to keep to public aware of this dangerous creep!
The posters of the poster should consider doing it indoors in any women’s room stall…
Already on it I plan on hitting Metrotown
As someone who has attempted suicide and been in psych many times before, the cops don’t put you in handcuffs or ankle cuffs unless you are known to have violently reacted to police in the past. I was put in handcuffs ONCE because I threw a glass at the cops. Every other time the cops ask me if I will be going peacefully or need to go in cuffs. Clearly yaniv has a huge history where they have acted violently in the past and they need to be restrained.
Do a flip, you fat, crooked-faced pig.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA YANIV YOU TART! HAVE FUN IN JAIL LOOSE PUSSY. YANIV can get tripled teamed with his 3+holes
He’ll be put in isolation, not general population, in a men’s prison. There is absolutely no doubt about that. His failed neovag won’t get him into a women’s prison.
Over 20,000 possible Yanivs with Covid being released at the southern border.. With what I suspect is a backhand deal.. Vaccine for migrants.. Can we have Trump back yet? P.S. All for legal migration!
He actually thinks he’s a famous celebrity that tackles the big issues, you delusional fat cunt. Why didn’t you listen to what I said Jon Gil Yaniv- I told you that when you have suicidal thoughts, find a tall building, you know the rest, and there is no chance you’ll fuck it up if. How sad that you have to get attention this way, have a fucking look at what you have become catheter boy, no cock, no cunt and no future.
How do like your poster? Now I’m a graphic designer and a journalist and I give that poster 10/10 for design, and the person who wrote it is a genius, it’s just so factual. I personally love it, and the good thing for you, is all you have to do is walk around anywhere in Canada and you’ll see celebrity you, up in lights, taking the spotlight.
Ha ha ha ha, this is nothing fat Jon, you’ve got more coming bloke, this is your life, enjoy it because frankly my dear I simply don’t give a fuck. Oh and watch out for all of those paparazzi, ha ha ha, that comment killed me laughing, you fucking delusional idiot, what fucking paparazzi?
See you soon catheter boy.
The poor young woman was talking about vaginal bleeding, no wonder Johnny was on high alert. John loves vaginal blood even more than he loves 12 year old girls .
Jon, hon, you really thought your neovag was your trump card out of the infamous BW debate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnhnShhxfhQ
That happened, what, a year and a half ago? You can filter all you want, but we have the court pix.
You look 50 pounds heavier. You grew another chin. Your skin is turning colors. And you think you won with the hatchet job.
Hey Fatso
The only thing you’re capable of following through with are the lawsuits threats. Try and improve in other areas Hint hint.
Do it, pussy.
“defamatory libel ”
Those two words essentially mean the same thing, so using them together like that is laughable.
“I’ve spent so much money on my bodyguards the past few weeks.”
Yet it claims to be indigent and can’t pay court fees?