If only they cut off the ball on the top of his body instead of the two in the middle…. I guess nothing can keep Jessica Yaniv Simpson from showing his pedophile pride and putting on a show for Facebook, as if anyone still likes him.
Jessica S. Simpson TikTok Stalking
We’ve been highlighting Yaniv’s recent TikTok additions on Twitter lately and, truth be told, for ever girl we tweet about there are 20 more we don’t. They all fit the same profile too – young, Caucasian, slender, long hair, generally “pretty”.
Yaniv historically explained these additions by telling people (such as Sara) that he follows anyone who follows him and he’ll talk to anyone. We made sure to check and none of the girls we highlighted on Twitter follow Jon.
Creepy much?

We deleted the first photos from MeowMix and will now make a point to blur info that identifies these girls for their safety, but we left in enough info to see their general appearance, age, etc.
Many of these girls include links to their Snapchat accounts in their bio. Scary to think that Yaniv has surely added them.
The question is: why is 33 year old Jessica Yaniv Simpson adding 12-16 year old girls by the dozen on tiktok? He has no business following them or looking at them.
Let’s assume for a second Yaniv was being honest (LOL NO). Let’s say these girls followed him first. They didn’t, but pretend. Yaniv should have ignored them and not follow back. Maybe even blocked them.
Let’s say Yaniv was telling the truth (I’m literally wheezing laughing) and they messaged him first. After all, Yaniv says he’s friendly and he’ll talk to anyone.
No Jon. You don’t respond to the teen girls. You ignore them. It isn’t ok to chat back at them. You’re still a pedo. It doesn’t matter what the do first. They can throw their underwear at you and beg you for sex and YOU’RE STILL THE PEDO IF YOU DO IT. Your job as an adult in society is to keep yourself away from this, you blubbering blubbery fool. The classic “she started it” line doesn’t cancel out pedophilia. If anything, it makes it worse in some ways.
However, there is some good news. These girls aren’t idiots. They know exactly who Yaniv is.
Jonny’s world is shrinking.
Jessica (LGBTQ) LiveMe
What a stupid, desperate, attention-seeking username…ugh.
I still have roughly two hours of streams to summarize and make notes on. Takes tons of time guys….and Advil. The full files are on MeowTube in the Streams folder, in case you want to suffer.
YouTube
Jonathan is still chasing Donald Smith. Mr. Smith’s most recent efforts to express free speech on YouTube have been censored by Yaniv’s false DMCA claims.
Yaniv can’t seem to let Donald go. Every time DFS posts something Yaniv complains. Desperation, in my opinion. Yaniv can’t beat anyone else but he has DMCA’s locked down.
@TrustedNerd Twitter
Aww, Fat Jonny Fat Fingered my post and liked it! And that screenshot he posts about the parade – stolen from MeowMix. Thanks for the hits Jonny!
In other news, The Langley Lump is threatening to sue everyone. That’s original.
In the most funny part of the week, Yaniv tried to get witty with BC Ferries on Twitter. Dozens of commenters called him out for his attempt to meet 10 year old girls in the ferry bathrooms to put their tampons in. The best part is that the BC Ferries Twitter account HID Yaniv’s comment but nobody else’s! So much for being an influencer, hey Jon?
UpWork
Upwork is a social site for freelances and businesses to connect. Yaniv has a hilarious profile there with a fake picture and the worlds worst business resume.
We’ve been in contact with UpWork. His profile is under review, but they did force Yaniv to change his picture, so that’s progress.
Jessica Yaniv Simpson Failbook
Nothing too exciting here, but there are a few noteworthy points:
- The beauty salon Yaniv is referring to just happens to be right next door to Kari Simpson’s church. Coincidence?
- The dog Yaniv is referring to died. I’m pretty sure that’s the one he also poisoned with pot and then called the cops to say “someone broke into my apartment full of tech gadgets, fed my dog drugs, stole nothing, and left without a trace of evidence”. Ya, that one.
- That “Pepper” “robot” was designed by Softbank in 2014. Not sure if there’s a tie to Yaniv here.
- The parade shown in these pics was for a transgender girl that Yaniv wanted locked up on suicide watch. MeowMix covered that here.
Did we miss any? Submit your screenshots here!
As i’ve said before, Johnny doesn’t see anything wrong with following these youngsters and he has no appropriate adult in his life to tell him otherwise. I know he has his auld Maw but Miriam is insane. If my brother had been following girls twenty years younger than him when he was 33, my mother would have chucked his computer in the river and had him sectioned. However Miriam actually enables him. Remember she took his photos with the wee girls at the beauty pageant, she told the tribunal he started his period when he was 13 and when he lied about Amy Hamn, Miriam backed him up again and said ‘All will be revealed in court’ not ‘He’s a lying fat bastard, nothing happened’ It’s time the social media sites banned his arse from all of theie sites but Johnny is sleekit and uses the LGBT motto in his profile as his defence. They’re probably feart if they ban him, they’ll get accused of being transphobic.
I disagree. He knows very well chasing little girls around is wrong. He’s only thus bold about it because he keeps getting away with it. Someone’s going to bash his fat ugly face in one day and then maybe he’ll stop
Documenting his follows like that is powerful.
And…. if it’s a day ending in “y” I have factoids for you.
Yaniv’s vilification and harassment of Donald Smith: When Yaniv was juggling three lawsuits against Andrew Barron in 2016, he jabbered frantically at judges about Barron having weapons! Smuggling a weapon over the border! Threatening to kill l’il Yanny! Being a threat to grand dame Miriam! Being a drug-addled psycho! Following Miriam in a car! Scary! Danger! Save l’il Yanny from murder! All lies. His repertoire is narrow, but as we’ve seen, four years on it has served to jail a man unjustly for 39 days.
Dog: That’s Domino, who actually survived the Greenside days as you can see here in 2019 – https://meowtube.org/videos/Whining/whine3.mp4. On Facebook in July 2019, Yanny said Domino was dying, and according to a message Yanny sent Nicole, Miriam had to have Domino put down that August. The pot-dispensing-burglar lie Yanny told made it into a newspaper, but nothing was noted then about the dog dying. The Yanny-killed-dog claim actually got invented later by a detractor, springboarding off the premise that IF a dog ate pot the dog would die, so Yanny’s dog did eat pot and died.
SoftBank: Yep, Yaniv did some North American marketing for them from Nov 2010 to July 2012 and lies large about it on the résumé MM has in the Document Library > Other Documents. The product he was hyping, the Karotz, a cutesy plastic wifi device now long off the market. SoftBank’s Pepper prototype, as you note, came out in 2014 without benefit from Yanny’s genius.
$32/hour: More than he’s worth but much less than he’s claimed he’s gotten. When suing over having inhaled a little smoke – which rendered him unable to work! for 16 days in 2016! even though he got no medical treatment for it! – he claimed to be earning $100/hour, 15 hours a day. LOL. He sought $24,000 and got $500 in go-away money.
Top 10 Best Marketer in British Columbia: In 2018, he made it into the semi-finals – https://smallbusinessbc.ca/article/introducing-best-marketer-award-top-10-semi-finalists/ “JY Knows It Business Consulting is a full service digital marketing agency specializing in social media optimization, reputation management and website development. The company is based in Downtown Vancouver.” The link in the article goes to what is now his long-moribund biz site because Miss Former Choadhaver is too freaky to do reputation management by not creeping on young girls. The contest organizer, SBBC, has since dropped the marketer category and trimmed the contest back to Top 5. I call that The Yaniv Effect.
Yes, I am fun at parties. Yes, a Top 10 Fun At Parties nominee one year in a row! $500/hour special rate 4 U.
I looked at this a bit some time ago – similarities between Yaniv vs DFS and Yaniv vs Barron.
Yaniv doesn’t do anything original. Even the Amy Hamm claims were rehearsed on Mani Vigg first.
I’m surprised it hasn’t happened before now. He wouldn’t get away with this crap where i am (Glasgow) he would have been on the receiving end of a ‘Glasgow Kiss’ a long time ago. Oh and don’t get your hopes up Johnny boy, a ‘Glasgow Kiss’ is in no way affectionate.
He wouldn’t get away with it here in Australia either, we absolutely do not tolerate paedophiles, full stop. He would disappear faster than a backpacker picked up by Ivan Milat while hitch-hiking
Don’t worry jy, all the ladies in Fraser valley are waiting.
So the big, fat, dopey, manly aggressive bloke now has a man-cunt, nothing more than an axe wound built by a Doctor who is a known butcher. It’s very sad that silly fat Jon now thinks he has a real vagina, not so John, God was marvellous at creating & it was him that created the vagina, a marvellous organ that is extremely complex. One that is far too comples for a mere doctor to reconstruct. You silly cunt, you’ve had yur knob chopped off and sewn onto your scrotum and now you’re calling it your clit, it’s not your clit Jon it’s still your knob. I can’t wait for you to start claiming that you are menstruating, we know it’s coming but the simple fact is the doctor did not operate on you to allow you to menstruate, nor is it possible to do this, inside, you are still an aggressive, mentally ill bloke. Now as far as lesbian sex goes, once you get down to it with another chick, if she’s excited she will naturally lubricate, you can’t do that either, you would have to say stop, I have a fake cunt, I don’t self-lubricate, let’s get the vaseline out. The other sad thing is I know you didn’t get that coin slot pussy you wanted, your man-cunt looks just what it is, fake, a huge disappointment to you, and as soon as another lesbian see’s your stinking pus-filled manhole she will not be able to contain her mirth, for it does not look like a real pussy, does it dick head, and it hurts like hell, the pain my fat paedophile friend, the pain will go on and on and on for at least a year, and in all of that time there will be no lesbian play time for you Eunuch boy. I am so glad you did this fat Jon, you have done the right thing for infection is coming and shortly after that, well you know the answer fat-man, you won’t have to worry about becoming Amanda Todd. We all know who you are, you were fat Jon the tranny, tampon loving paedophile, now you are fat Jon the tranny tampon loving paedophile eunuch boy, you’re still a bloke, but a bloke without a cock, a totally worthless and useless entity. See you soon.