Today’s Surrey court docket included two scheduled hearings for Jessica Yaniv Simpson’s criminal charges.
First, an assault charge hearing at 9:00 am PST. This is Yaniv’s first appearance on this charge, which resulted from Yaniv’s unhinged attached on Keean Bexte in January.
Second, Yaniv has pled guilty to two illegal weapons charges and has a hearing at 9:30 am for a pre-sentencing report that includes results from his psychiatric evaluation. It is expected that this report will stay confidential.
Updates from our sources are below, reverse chronologically.

13:00 PST...Late update. During todays events, Miriam and Jonathan spotted a friend of MeowMix in the courthouse and approached a bailiff . They appeared to have been complaining. However, the bailiff was quite helpful in connecting several people, including our friends, to the video and audio feed from the courtroom, and was described as very friendly. Miriam, meanwhile, tried to give several people “death stares” to intimidate them (unsuccessfully).
10:20 PST...Observers had to watch the hearings via video feed due to COVID restrictions / social distancing.
10:10 PST…The Yaniv’s have left the courthouse.
10:08 PST…The hearing for the assault charge ended uneventfully. CSO updated to show a hearing is set for September 25, 2020 at 9:00 am.
9:56 PST….CSO updated. Weapon charge pre-sentencing date set for Sept 21, 2020 at 9:30 am.
9:50 PST...Judge accepted pre-sentencing psychiatric report and delayed sentencing until September. This was expected – the report is likely complex and long and will require some time for the judge to review.
9:00 PST...Waiting in line to get in the courthouse. Miriam and Jon are wearing matching floral dresses.
Wait pre sentencing for the assault charge? Does that mean they pleaded guilty at some point?
Yes.
Sorry I misread this. Yaniv pled guilty for the weapons offense. No plea has been entered for the assault.
You just have 9:56 and 10:08 both as Assault charges, I’m guessing on is the weapons sentencing and the other is for assault charges
I need an adult…
Did he/she/they/it manage a visit to the courthouse without another fantasy assault, sexual or otherwise?
I can’t believe how long this is dragging on.
I mean. If the death stare stops working that has to be a huge hint right.
You know the hint of it’s all slowly crumbling down for you Yanivs.
Karma. Tic tok.
Thank you MM friends for the updates!
Although I sometimes don’t fully understand everything (language barrier and laws in general) I’m always grateful I can follow a bit
If your not sure of something because of the language just ask, we meow people are helpful and nice, even though we aren’t so popular with the Yanivs! If it’s Canadian legal stuff then a few live in Canada and explain that. I can’t lol x
Thank you!
I Finally took the step yesterday to start following people. Asking will Euh be another step in the future :’)
I somehow always have the fear I bother people by asking. Mainly cause I don’t dare to post in public from time to time. Comes and goes. It’s weird :/
While the Yaniv’s were at court, a little bird told me that a fresh new batch of posters have randomly been distributed in various locations around Langley. I’ll give a hint though, several are near those streets JY adopted. This batch warns parents about the Yaniv’s, since its back-to-school time after all.
You have to wonder how the shrink felt writing a report on John and how many lies John told in the meeting. Also did he bring momma into the meeting?
I hope the shrink saw through Yanivs B.S. and while we wait for sentencing on this clown, Yaniv can contemplate how his trans fight with a taser cost him some freedoms.
On a weird note, it seems Yaniv has a actual page on Wikipedia.
LOL “This article is being considered for deletion in accordance with Wikipedia’s deletion policy.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Yaniv
Among the criticisms of the page: “80% of the article is about that [BCHRT] case, and the rest is a few minor incidents in her life, all from a single very local paper.” If only they’d rolled in MM.org information, that article would be a sizzler.
Yaniv had one of his own making as Jonathan, a “well-known Canadian journalist,” back in 2008, but it was taken down repeatedly: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Jonathan_Yaniv
As a wikist noted, “Subject does not seem to have any journalist credentials, nor is he affiliated with, or mentioned by, any publication other than his own blog.”
Also: “This guy seems to be creating his own page every time it gets deleted. His social media followers seem to be purchased and the Alexa ranking on his website indicates very little traffic at all. Looks like his online presence exists largely to obtain demo products from tech companies.”
As soon as JY kills itself or is convicted and serves time, I’ll update the wikipedia article accordingly.
No, but I have made quite a few modifications that the manatee pedobeast has removed. I recall seeing IP’s that matched what have been archived before as his on KF.
WP won’t let me respond to you, CP, so I’m… replying to me? Uh. But anyway, kudos for countering Yaniv’s attempts to hide his crap.
Hmmm. I’ll look into this