Jessica Yaniv Simpson is due in court today, June 2, 2021, to confirm the trial dates for criminal charges related to Yaniv’s encounter with Chris Elston in late 2020. The trial has been tentatively scheduled for Nov 1 and 2, 2021, in room 101, at the Surrey Provincial Court. MeowMix will have friends in attendance.
Simpson is unlikely to attend today. Expect his lawyer, Andrew “Elmer Fudd’s Moustache” Coulthard, or one of his longsuffering articling students, to appear on Yaniv’s behalf.
Jon’s next court appearance is tomorrow, June 3, 2021, for a hearing of his May 17, 2021 application demanding that his strata tell him where all the little girls are in the building.
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You’re a real piece of shit, Jon
Elmer Fudd moustache? I would say more like 1970’s Porn Star moustache. Maybe that is why he has stayed as Big Jess’s lawyer. Not because of his duty as a lawyer to a client but because of certain, shall we say, shared interests. LOL
Jessica June 7th Remember
You’ll always be a fat cunt without a cunt, fat Jon (Eunuch boy).
JY is just brimming with confidence and testosterone these days.